Wolfensteinsaurus

Someone do Rocket as Katie price. Do it.

Well! Hallo everyone! Bit awkward isn't it with the title?. Other than the Nazi/ Dinosaur...Schnitzel...LSD...and uh, other stuff. I think I'm a bit mad. Today I was in Balota, I just had a Ural of 2 prisoners for execution reported to have entered my camp, excited for the new batch, I decided It would be nice to check for weapons in the barracks on the airfield on the way up. I had one of my trusted team members with me, lets call him Derek, I waited in the car for him as he looked through the doors, but this sense in me made me get out the car. And go and stand in the doorway of the room he was searching. "You doing good Derek?" He replied "Yeah mate, doing great, why you asking?", I then proceded to ask him "How's your boy and wife doing?", he then hesitated to speak for a moment, "Wolf, I don't have a fuck what your talking about". I began getting adrenaline in me, my eyes widened. "Hey, Derek? You know what we do to the prisoners?" He inquisitively said "We kill them yeah? What's new?", I then said without any thinking, "Ever killed family Derek? What does their blood feel like?", "Fuck off Wolf, not your sick jokes again", I then said "Is cannabilism a sickness? I'm not sick? What joke?", he had finished searching now, but I wouldn't let him out. "LET ME THE FUCK OUT WOLF!", "Hey Derek? You can't eat your wife and kid just by yourself can you? You'll need some help!", He had began to become scared "For fuck sake wolf, is this about the prisoner thing? Your sick, ths two guys aren't my wife and kid". "You don't deserve that meat Derek, I've worked all for it, now your cussing at me, how rude!". He began to cuss at me more, I bought out my hatchet, still suprised he hadn't killed me yet, I cut him over and over, until it said he was dead. I don't know what happened after, but only the memory of this and me executing the two prisoners has stayed with me. Help me forum psychologists! I've done this over, with new spawns or other bandits... I think I'm going mad.

Hey guys, me and Cap'n have decided and executed the plan to make our episodes of cartoons, based on the DayZ forum. These are the plots to each episode which follow a linear storyline. We have not got a Animator yet but will be happy for anyone to enlist. EPISODE ONE: A NEW HOPE. Daryl is on his deathbed. He has given his power and precedency to Inception. many of the moderators and members like this idea. But Wolfensteinsaurus and Cap'n make a coup to overthrow the main power. The rest of the episode shows the making of Wolfs Nazi/Dinosaur army. And the rise of Cap'n in the planning of the mutiny. EPISODE 2: THE INVASION Wolfs Dinosaur Nazi/ Dinosaur army marches through cities and executes some well known forum members. Burning any houses down and making the Forum into a dictatorship, with harsh rules and total evilness over the skies. Whilst Cap'n gains luxury and takes over Inceptions. position. Ends with KoS in corner looking at the screen. EPISODE 3: THE KILLING KoS is shown with a hitlist, and starts to assassinate well known Nazi/ Dinosaur regime members. Wolf starts the mass executions of Ducks because of Google. And Cap'n exercises and gains movie roes as terry crews. Episode ends with KoS standing outside the DinoReich headquarters. EPISODE 4: LIBERATION KoS finds Wolf exiting the bathroom, killing him with a Submachine gun signalling a Pulp fiction reference. The Dinosaur Reich is seen battling the army of Bronies with LoK leading them with Leviski. KoS escapes and joins the group containing Death dealer, Raymond, and Boneboys with Inception. to kill Cap'n whilst he is in his Kung fu session. EPISODE 5: THE END With Wolf dead, and the Dino reich killed off and the cities liberated. The group goes to kill Cap'n. Who is now a Super kung fu master. A battle commences, with Cap'n tearing death in half and impaling officeraymond, Inception. on a spear, making a kebab. Kos jumps in forward and in kicked by Cap'n onto a wall. Cap'n then proceeds to swoop Kos up, apologising to him and attacking Bones blaming him for everything. Rocket arrives and smacks Cap'n to death with a copy of the SA, then teleporting to the battlefield of the Dinosaur reich and the ponies, revealing the SA. But everyone is dead and the credits end with sad music. Now, we will be adding more detail, we need a dialogue writer and we also need a animator. Advice will be needed, and all well known Forum members will have a cameo. -Wolf and Cap'n.

Okay...okay...no more wrongly placed question marks.

So you think what I'm saying isn't true?...Ceppy?.

WHAT'S GOING ON! MY HEAD! WHAT'S GOING ON IN MY HEAD?!.

That's awesome!.

I was just about to get some sleep.Then you got the fat bastard in my head.

Don't give me cheek Ceppy...

Ahahahaha...Declaration of war Raymond.

Uhmmmmmm...

Hey man, I can't see the pics, can you put them on imgur?.

Agreed.

Wha- Batman?!.

Your welcome mate, just some constructive critiscm.

It sure would...He...hehe...heehehehueheuheueheuehueheuheuhe...

Not everyone likes PVP? I'm your friend mate, I like you. But this is a fucking terrible idea. The basis of DayZ is to survive encounters with other people, and it does that, whilst making the world seem lonely and dangerous. The idea of offline makes me feel like I'm cheating too.

That's traditional Irish that is.I'm shocked you don't know it :D.

Yep, we have the script sorted out, but we need a animator and cameos sorted out. Im a bit busy. so could you sort us out a animator please wooley?.

Hallo Sugar, welcome.

No actually...you don't have to put a comma there...

No, no no... What you did was a good thing!.

Damn man, sounds sad indeed.

Now, lets get this straight motherfucker.You wanna take this outside?.

Right, hear a gunshot? Go batshit crazy and run, if yo think you can handle it, then approach cautiously.