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Everything posted by Wolfensteinsaurus
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Whatever you want to call it.
Wolfensteinsaurus replied to methr1k2dop3's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
Well, my posts are not written to be funny...I am here to exsterminate the grammatically incorrect... -
Players that say I have make a steal is a liars!
Wolfensteinsaurus replied to goo0gle's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N4vf8N6GpdM&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DN4vf8N6GpdM I shall leave this thread now..... But I will be back....I will be back... -
Players that say I have make a steal is a liars!
Wolfensteinsaurus replied to goo0gle's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I AM THE SUPREME ONE! THAT RESISTANCE FIGHTER WILL FALL AT THE HANDS OF HIS FILTHY COMRADES! -
Players that say I have make a steal is a liars!
Wolfensteinsaurus replied to goo0gle's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Fine, you resistance fighter, you may have won the battle, but not the war. -
Private Military Company DLC causing problems with DayZ!
Wolfensteinsaurus replied to carsonearl's topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting
I get this but I normally can just play on the server... Sorry, I don't know what to do, good luck.... -
Any, Disturbing things you have, "Witnessed"
Wolfensteinsaurus replied to Wolfensteinsaurus's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
You will pay, YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!Go ahead, they're is nothing accountable that I can see which is incorrect, but you have denied my authority, thus I have assigned you to primary war, go and join the grammar resistance, you will fall together with your false grammar... , -
Any, Disturbing things you have, "Witnessed"
Wolfensteinsaurus replied to Wolfensteinsaurus's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Well, just the way I do...looks intimidating to some people, of course not you... -
NEW BUILDING: THE MUSEAM
Wolfensteinsaurus replied to Wolfensteinsaurus's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
Great idea my friend, I'm gonna do a petition.If you like the idea say yes in a comment and NIEN for no... -
NEW BUILDING: THE MUSEAM
Wolfensteinsaurus replied to Wolfensteinsaurus's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
*Guns, ammunition *Centre, research -
Why did you start playing DayZ
Wolfensteinsaurus replied to Skypill's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I wanted to cleanse Chenarus of the Bronies, Furries, and Grammatically incorrect... Oh and ZE BEANS OF DEANZ! -
Players that say I have make a steal is a liars!
Wolfensteinsaurus replied to goo0gle's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I would have a day job teaching him grammar....Sie müssen wissen, ALL die Grammatik! ALL OF IT! Your not a grammar resistance member are you, they're full of ponies and, and furries...they must be exterminated, all...all of them. -
it would be great if we had slower players + zombies
Wolfensteinsaurus replied to link_zl's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
BREAK ZE LEGS FIRST! -
Whatever you want to call it.
Wolfensteinsaurus replied to methr1k2dop3's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
Hmmm, personally, I think that there should be NIEN game modes, this would lower the player count on servers, and overall lose players... Oh and I congratulate your grammar, Tis WUNDERBAR! -
July Round-up: "I want the alpha" < "I want the alpha to be good"
Wolfensteinsaurus replied to SmashT's topic in Mod Announcements & Info
Well, I firstly want a walking dead themed experience, a world in which a single scratch could turn you into a undead...Not colds and coughs... Try and get the fellows at rock star to do it, the horse animation in RDR! IS FAR MORE SUPERIOR TO TALEWORLD!!! -
July Round-up: "I want the alpha" < "I want the alpha to be good"
Wolfensteinsaurus replied to SmashT's topic in Mod Announcements & Info
Ah, Agrrovate a mouse, and it will come at you with the force of a lion...Ja? -
Players that say I have make a steal is a liars!
Wolfensteinsaurus replied to goo0gle's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Well, I would be destroying you by now for grammar, but I understand, your from a non English speaking country I respect that... And nien, I do not want a ride, but thank you for asking... -
Any, Disturbing things you have, "Witnessed"
Wolfensteinsaurus replied to Wolfensteinsaurus's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
*by... -
How do you perform your acts of banditry?
Wolfensteinsaurus replied to Skypill's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Ah, How do I say this, I "Interrogate" them first, I find out who they are, if they have a base, I act charmingly, and when I break them, I put them in the truck, whom with they sit with other people I distrust, I haven't told them about the fate they are to meet yet. We normally approach devils castle, I play a quiz, and what is this quiz about you say?, Answer: Dinosaurs, if they get 10 questions right, they go. The others, are lined up against the wall and shot. I normally do hold ups, but I never leave prisoners behind, I don't feel guilt... And also if I leave prisoners, I do feel guilt, as they may of been hiding something from me, something I may of needed to acquire. []_[] -
What happened to the dayz mod ?
Wolfensteinsaurus replied to reuben5150's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I have recently had a "Rage", Due to the Stupendous amount of stamina, Velocity, and sheer power of zombies. They used to be like little toy cars, ZEY ARE NOW A PANZER TANK!. Really though, I find the zombies too overpowered. -
I am disgusted with my self, I should've said Save, instead of "safe", I'm going to cry in the corner now...
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Shoot on sight! NO PRISONERS!, watch them scream for mercy. Ahem, I am sorry. On the subject, you need to shoot on sight, or at least confirm if the person you've met is peaceful. It really safes your skin, oh and always correct them on Ze grammar. OH und trinken Sie nie THE MOUNTAIN DEW!