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Wolfensteinsaurus

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  1. Wolfensteinsaurus

    Whatever you want to call it.

    Well, my posts are not written to be funny...I am here to exsterminate the grammatically incorrect...
  2. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N4vf8N6GpdM&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DN4vf8N6GpdM I shall leave this thread now..... But I will be back....I will be back...
  3. I AM THE SUPREME ONE! THAT RESISTANCE FIGHTER WILL FALL AT THE HANDS OF HIS FILTHY COMRADES!
  4. Fine, you resistance fighter, you may have won the battle, but not the war.
  5. I get this but I normally can just play on the server... Sorry, I don't know what to do, good luck....
  6. Wolfensteinsaurus

    Any, Disturbing things you have, "Witnessed"

    You will pay, YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!Go ahead, they're is nothing accountable that I can see which is incorrect, but you have denied my authority, thus I have assigned you to primary war, go and join the grammar resistance, you will fall together with your false grammar... ,
  7. Wolfensteinsaurus

    Any, Disturbing things you have, "Witnessed"

    Well, just the way I do...looks intimidating to some people, of course not you...
  8. Wolfensteinsaurus

    NEW BUILDING: THE MUSEAM

    Great idea my friend, I'm gonna do a petition.If you like the idea say yes in a comment and NIEN for no...
  9. Wolfensteinsaurus

    NEW BUILDING: THE MUSEAM

    *Guns, ammunition *Centre, research
  10. Wolfensteinsaurus

    Why did you start playing DayZ

    I wanted to cleanse Chenarus of the Bronies, Furries, and Grammatically incorrect... Oh and ZE BEANS OF DEANZ!
  11. I would have a day job teaching him grammar....Sie müssen wissen, ALL die Grammatik! ALL OF IT! Your not a grammar resistance member are you, they're full of ponies and, and furries...they must be exterminated, all...all of them.
  12. Wolfensteinsaurus

    it would be great if we had slower players + zombies

    BREAK ZE LEGS FIRST!
  13. Wolfensteinsaurus

    Whatever you want to call it.

    Hmmm, personally, I think that there should be NIEN game modes, this would lower the player count on servers, and overall lose players... Oh and I congratulate your grammar, Tis WUNDERBAR!
  14. Well, I firstly want a walking dead themed experience, a world in which a single scratch could turn you into a undead...Not colds and coughs... Try and get the fellows at rock star to do it, the horse animation in RDR! IS FAR MORE SUPERIOR TO TALEWORLD!!!
  15. Ah, Agrrovate a mouse, and it will come at you with the force of a lion...Ja?
  16. Well, I would be destroying you by now for grammar, but I understand, your from a non English speaking country I respect that... And nien, I do not want a ride, but thank you for asking...
  17. Wolfensteinsaurus

    Any, Disturbing things you have, "Witnessed"

    *by...
  18. Wolfensteinsaurus

    How do you perform your acts of banditry?

    Ah, How do I say this, I "Interrogate" them first, I find out who they are, if they have a base, I act charmingly, and when I break them, I put them in the truck, whom with they sit with other people I distrust, I haven't told them about the fate they are to meet yet. We normally approach devils castle, I play a quiz, and what is this quiz about you say?, Answer: Dinosaurs, if they get 10 questions right, they go. The others, are lined up against the wall and shot. I normally do hold ups, but I never leave prisoners behind, I don't feel guilt... And also if I leave prisoners, I do feel guilt, as they may of been hiding something from me, something I may of needed to acquire. []_[]
  19. Wolfensteinsaurus

    What happened to the dayz mod ?

    I have recently had a "Rage", Due to the Stupendous amount of stamina, Velocity, and sheer power of zombies. They used to be like little toy cars, ZEY ARE NOW A PANZER TANK!. Really though, I find the zombies too overpowered.
  20. Wolfensteinsaurus

    I'm new and need tips

    I am disgusted with my self, I should've said Save, instead of "safe", I'm going to cry in the corner now...
  21. Wolfensteinsaurus

    I'm new and need tips

    Shoot on sight! NO PRISONERS!, watch them scream for mercy. Ahem, I am sorry. On the subject, you need to shoot on sight, or at least confirm if the person you've met is peaceful. It really safes your skin, oh and always correct them on Ze grammar. OH und trinken Sie nie THE MOUNTAIN DEW!
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