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Wolfensteinsaurus

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  1. Wolfensteinsaurus

    My brother was kicked why am I ?

    *Hopped*COMMAS...
  2. Wolfensteinsaurus

    Journal of a survivor.

    https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=hans+landa+gif&client=safari&hl=en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=OnLsUeq9PMGj0QXT34GADg&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAA&biw=1024&bih=672#biv=i%7C40%3Bd%7CdyAAgS1qeYIiSM%3A
  3. Wolfensteinsaurus

    Just escaped a hero camp

    Well, I just escaped from a hero camp.... it felt like this....
  4. Wolfensteinsaurus

    DayZ: Satchel Charge Massacre In 1080p

    That, my good sir... Was spectacular.
  5. Wolfensteinsaurus

    Who is your favourite DayZ youtuber?

    Miniwargaming, ahem....yes I do play warhammer... Got my own little empire...
  6. We need morgues... WE NEED THEM NOW!
  7. Wolfensteinsaurus

    Humanity loss - Self Defence

    To hell with humanity.... I'm a cold grammar nazi, I don't care who I kill, I only care if I correct them first...
  8. Wolfensteinsaurus

    Anybody else learning to read russian?

    Russian? NIEN!!!
  9. YOUR GRAMMAR DISGUSTS ME! YOU SHALL FEEL ASHAMED....
  10. Wolfensteinsaurus

    Interesting Ideas for Dayz standalone

    tumblr_mdidepQXoa1qj5ambo1_400 What a surprise..
  11. Wolfensteinsaurus

    A little BS.

    http://uk.images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=A0PDodh2pepRKmsANmJNBQx.;_ylu=X3oDMTFxaWxxbGx1BHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDaW1nBG9pZANkYzQ1MDVjMjg5NzI5ZWNmMzc0MjZiNTdjM2JhZDIwYwRncG9zAzE-?back=http%3A%2F%2Fuk.images.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dcrying%2Bgrammar%2Bnazi%26fr%3Dyfp-t-702%26fr2%3Dpiv-web%26tab%3Dorganic%26ri%3D1&w=250&h=200&imgurl=global3.memecdn.com%2Fgrammar-nazis-start-crying-when-they-see-your-posts_gp_334445.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.memecenter.com%2Ffun%2F334445%2Fgrammar-nazis-start-crying-when-they-see-your-posts&size=12.4KB&name=%3Cb%3EGrammar+%3C%2Fb%3ENazis+Start+%3Cb%3ECrying+%3C%2Fb%3EWhen+They+See+Your+Posts+-+Meme+Center&p=crying+grammar+nazi&oid=dc4505c289729ecf37426b57c3bad20c&fr2=piv-web&fr=yfp-t-702&tt=%3Cb%3EGrammar+%3C%2Fb%3ENazis+Start+%3Cb%3ECrying+%3C%2Fb%3EWhen+They+See+Your+Posts+-+Meme+Center&b=0∋=288&no=1&ts=&tab=organic&sigr=12okbn64r&sigb=13fp0935d&sigi=12lpbsggk&.crumb=wjahh4sUAcg&fr=yfp-t-702
  12. Wolfensteinsaurus

    Choking persons from the back!

    NIEN! STICK A GRENADE IN THEIR TROUSERS!
  13. Wolfensteinsaurus

    How i became a bandit.

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m98673WJJt1re3dx3o1_500.gif
  14. Wolfensteinsaurus

    New player here, and wondering

    Yep, and a lot of the YouTube videos such as Frankieonpc are heavily scripted...
  15. Wolfensteinsaurus

    New player here, and wondering

    Dayzcommander is good, but sometimes slow...
  16. Wolfensteinsaurus

    Are pipebombs still legitimate items?

    I am not fully aware, I am speculating that they still spawn, but very rarely and in a specific location...
  17. You little Snicker doodles, underestimate the "RANDY PITCHFORD EFFECT" if a game is too overhyped, and the fans want it rushed...then it goes in the mass grave of games.... LISTEN TO ME! A ALPHA IS FOR TESTING AND TO LOOK AT THE STRUCTURE OF THE GAME!!!!
  18. Wolfensteinsaurus

    Massive Lag / very low FPS

    Lower the game's graphical settings, and lower the resolution....
  19. Wolfensteinsaurus

    Did I get hacked?

  20. Wolfensteinsaurus

    Choking persons from the back!

    Haha
  21. Wolfensteinsaurus

    Choking persons from the back!

    Maybe a butt of a gun would be efficient enough...
  22. Wolfensteinsaurus

    Kanium Recruiting! [EU - EPOCH Mod]

    Ah, Rommel, pleased to meet you...
  23. Wolfensteinsaurus

    NEW BUILDING: THE MUSEAM

    W-wait...who told you about my plan to take over the world with undead dinosaurs????
  24. Wolfensteinsaurus

    NEW BUILDING: THE MUSEAM

    *you
  25. Wolfensteinsaurus

    NEW BUILDING: THE MUSEAM

    Ahct, I've shot myself in the foot... Maybe the guns could be used to repair broken firearms, if a repair function is put into the SA....
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