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Wolfensteinsaurus

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Everything posted by Wolfensteinsaurus

  1. Haha, great idea, love it....absolutely love it... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHWHWHEHEhahahaaha *vomits and crys* Help me... https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=stewie+suicide+gif&client=safari&hl=en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=10zwUYLqN6PT0QWG84H4BQ&sqi=2&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAA&biw=1024&bih=672#biv=i%7C21%3Bd%7CMYfRpKGK7nSu3M%3A
  2. Wolfensteinsaurus

    NoobZ survival guide.

    Good, I like DMRSYou know what I also like? Commas, absoloutly love them...
  3. Ah, Twatter, Retardit, they're full of idiots thinking they're DayZ fanatics either way...
  4. It always has to be fucking reddit...
  5. Wolfensteinsaurus

    DayZ Forum Downtime

    :}
  6. Wolfensteinsaurus

    DayZ Forum Downtime

    You think I'm bad, look at king of kong...
  7. *sith mind trick*NEIN, you will THREATEN the boys at gamescom...
  8. Wolfensteinsaurus

    Do you like third world Chernarus?

    I would love to see people able to travel through borders and wilderness, until they reach a province...like you have to drive 600 miles to get to the capital from Chenarus...That would be a awesome SA feature...
  9. Wolfensteinsaurus

    The Rejected

    The whole of reddit can be shot...for all I care... Ahem, this is awkward isn't it...
  10. Wolfensteinsaurus

    DayZ Standalone Discussion

    I do suppose that is a more rewarding reason...
  11. Wolfensteinsaurus

    R4ZOR Soda?

    Get out...
  12. Wolfensteinsaurus

    DayZ Standalone Discussion

    JUST GIVE US A ESTIMATED RELEASE DATE! PLEASE!
  13. Wolfensteinsaurus

    Are there zombies with special abilities?

    ah, then Nein you don't have any specialized zombies... Sie sind herzlich eingeladen, ich blitzschnell POST
  14. Wolfensteinsaurus

    The Rejected

    My Grammar sauce is way too sophisticated for a dirty box...
  15. Wolfensteinsaurus

    DayZ Fan Art Thread

    Damnit, I was gonna post a picture, but it won't let me attach any files at all... Help?
  16. Wolfensteinsaurus

    DayZ Standalone Discussion

    Hallo, how is everyone...now, I wanted to ask if Chenarus in the SA will have a larger world, and bigger cities and towns... if this has already been asked then im sorry...go ahead and delete the post. Now I put this into the suggestion topic, Because I don't know what to put this inand I have something to suggestI suggest a cleaning centre, a area in which you can be scanned by a machine\object...and can be cleansed, but for a certain price, you might lose blood in the process as it will need samples of your blood every time...also it may give fatigue...The cleansing will be only available every 2 days after your last visit...
  17. Wolfensteinsaurus

    Just saw Rocket again.

    Tha-that profile picture....im sorry its taken...
  18. Wolfensteinsaurus

    R4ZOR Soda?

    I found a can of Fraggelos yesterday... Have you found Grammar sauce, once you taste the sauce, you wont need a grammar course...
  19. Wolfensteinsaurus

    Are there zombies with special abilities?

    Nein, there are no specialized zombies... What map are you playing on?
  20. Wolfensteinsaurus

    Walking Dead

    Npcs are good, having to survive a huge army patrol is tense...
  21. Wolfensteinsaurus

    More antiquated yet effective weapons.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RPD
  22. I wasn't saying that, I'm saying that he should talk to his fans rather than blab on reddit...
  23. Actually, to start of with, hide in a place in which a player can't see you, ask if they're friendly, if they're not, kill em...if they are meet em.
  24. Wolfensteinsaurus

    NoobZ survival guide.

    Yep...
  25. Wolfensteinsaurus

    DayZ Standalone Discussion

    I am just playing DayZ right now to past the time and prepare for SA... People just need to be patient...
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