Wolfensteinsaurus

DAMN IT FEIGLIEN!... When did you become so smart?...

Hallo, Hello, Bonjour... Now, let me gather you around...The hills and fields of Chenarus, Hold a horrible secret, "Secrets" to be more precise. Before you share your story, I will share mine. I recently split from my bandit group, The "Stormtruppen" of kreig, The second in command had been killed, well...Devoured to be true. And the others had run away from another bandit squad called "Yetis of Chenarus". I chose not to abandon my post, and stood in the tower of green mountain, this was a good opportunity to test the myth which surrounded it. Anyway, I recently got something to eat and arrived back at my computer. I saw a hatchback, and a SUV, slowly tread along the road leading to the tower. I saw somebody in the back of the hatchback, my heart raced, I hid behind a mass grave. 5 guys overall, all heroes, surrounded the gate and sent the guy in the boot of the hatchback to scout, he was hit my a zombie, but he cleared one out with a M9, he shouted "CLEAR!" In direct chat, I laid still... The 5 heroes charged in shooting apart the undead with AK's. I nearly had a heart attack, I hid in a bush at the side of the grave, they gathered around the dead body I just looted, one questioned "Got the f#%€*$ radio", the scout wearily said yes, in his 12 year old American accent. The rest of the group laughed. The scout gave the leader the radio, in which triggered the discussion of the group. "Sorry buddy, but your a noob at dayz, why did you trust me". The scout didn't have time to reply, and before laying a breath, a hole was in his head. The leader gathered the radio and loot from the scout into his bag, before finishing of the scout with a hatchet. They then discussed about a city north from where we were, a place in which body's were hung up, they laughed and joked about this... They then repeatedly hacked the body, and then crouched around it saying, "This will feed us for a few days lads". I thought they were joking, either way it made me sick even for my standards. They then excitedly rolled around the body before getting back into the cars and driving off, they did nothing to the radio....Either way it disturbed me.... WARNING: THOSE WHO DISRESPECT ZE GRAMMAR WILL BE IMMEDIATELY CORRECTED! Have a pleasant day...my little Snickerdoodle...

Are you the Pope?.

This is a good idea, it could resemble how long a certain player has been alive...and adds realism.

Good...

I'm pretty sure he ran out like a grizzly bear, ripped one apart with a hatchet...but the two others hunted him, and he was riddled full of bullets... He deserves a memorial anyway...

MINUTE OVER! We will now share our respects...

A military funeral will now be hosted for him... We will have a minute silence...and then, say our thoughts on how brave he was... Translation WIR JETZT ZU ZAHLEN IN BEZUG AUF TERRIBLEFATE! MITGLIED SO BRAVE, DASS ER AUF SEIN LEBEN CLUCHTED! Nur bei einigen TINS ​​UND einem Beil! Eine Schweigeminute WIRD JETZT FÜR IHN gehostet werden Rest in Peace! Minutes silence...now...

I had a bunch of heroes and bandits shout at me on a server "IM GONNA KICK YOUR NAZI SS ASS!" I'm recognised as a Grammar Nazi, or a Nazi, unfortunately on every server I go on... So I would say I'm infamous...

Good idea... But stop copying me...

I assume that he is now....dead...

Pray...

I like the idea... Maybe the team idea should be ditched...but people shouting out "Im injured" or screaming would definitely add realism..

Me too....

It must be a sign....a terrible, terrible sign...

Oh god....why, WHY!

Ah fine....Not in a good mood this morning... Im just going to back outta this thread now... still im very exited for the SA, and I wish luck to Dean ...

Ah fine...I'm just angry that we get no info...

WHY IS HE TALKING TO REDDIT?!?!!?! We are the proper fans, we are the ones WHO ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT THE GAME! WE DON'T SIT ON A COMPUTER TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE TURNING 112! WE AREN'T THE CRAZY IDIOTS WHO THINK THAT A REDDIT POST WILL CHANGE THE WORLD, WE ARE THE FANS, WE DESERVE THE INFORMATION! INSTEAD OF HAVING TO GO AND FIND OUT OURSELVES! ROCKET ISNT EVEN TALKING TO THE MODS FOR ALL I KNOW! HE SAYS HE'S BUSY! WELL HE'S BUSY ENOUGH TO POST ON REDDIT ISNT HE? WHY NOT US?!!! " Because devblogs get extensive media coverage, and I don't think that is a good idea right now. Also, we won't do devblogs in a middle of a milestone as most time is spent explaining why something isn't finished or is placeholder. Only time to "show" anything is at the end of a milestone. " AND THERE HE IS! TALKING ON REDDIT! A MAINSTREAM WEBSITE THAT MEDIA USE! Ahem... I don't hate him, I just want him to talk to us fans...instead of REDDIT...I'm still very exited for the SA though... I'm still gonna wait, even if its centuries for the SA, I'm still gonna wait...

So, your telling me this ninja sneaked into your backpack whilst you weren't knowing... And stalked you....

Well, it looks like me and Big mike have a spot on the dev team :s

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Haha, if it does happen, you'll be second in command...

BBCode (message boards & forums) It's a picture of me killing a hero with my super german robot dinosaur...;s

NEIN...nein