Wolfensteinsaurus

The game receives daily updates which include new features. Im sure there will be no "release".

Stop trying to appear tough, we don't care whether or not you shoot people who would just like to survive with some help. Pointless thread. Your avatar does not impress us either.

I think it was confirmed?.

OP done good.

Yes, yes. We all miss the mixed fruits. But remember Lok, There was that scandal about the Raisins not actually turning out to be Raisins, but you're own "produce".

Pure beauty.

I live a very lonely life, guess thats why I'm such a egomaniac XD.

IN THE BEGINNING... There was a baby Raptor. You see, this was not any ordinary twenty first century baby Raptor either. Its guardians had been killed in the great Schnitzel war, in which the dinosaur population and the loathed apes warred for a mouldy schnitzel eaten by Kaiser Wilhelm the II. This Baby Raptor was left on the body of a ape who had been shot whilst having a pee in a bush. It was picked up after 4 days by a mass migration of "Forumers" who recently had been driven from their mighty bastion of a home called "The Normal part of the internet", you may think "Who was the leader of this all?!". Rocket, thats bloody hell who. Lifted by Rocket, who then quoted "This thing looks dangerous, the army never fucking taught me how to deal with this. You have it Matt". Matt (Who was Rockets maid) then had deep visions of the enslavement of humanity once he touched its scaly skin. So he threw it to the Horseman OrLoK, a old Shaman who had enjoyment in LEGO, who then stated "Bet a fiver this thing can post more than Fraggle in a month" and kept it in his coat pocket whilst laughing at the can of beans with legs trotting behind him powerfully. The Forumers had finally settled down in a dark forest, and so lived like Ewoks (Just more menacing). The baby Raptor had eaten all the other babies on the trip for snacks, and so everyone used him as a example of love and kindness. Hetstaine taught him how to hunt Huntsman spiders, Steak taught him how to cut down trees. KoS taught him how to shoot three men whilst jumping through the air whilst Johnny Cash was playing, (now this was bit of a problem as every time The Ring of fire played, he would go and practise). The great Horse shaman and the other mods, and one non mod who had a alcohol problem and put up Youtube videos. They discussed the naming of the baby raptor, from things like Zombiesaurus or, Crazy Dinosaur with a Nazi problem. Until they came up with a name. "Yeah, Dave…nice name, cheers mate. Yeah this is just one of those internet things. Ill pay you at the pub, alright." It was... Wolfensteinsaurus, also known as Wolf boy, Wolfie, and Wolfy. Once it was decided, the Raptor now decended into adulthood, and said one thing. "Kill all humans", now: of course they all Awwwwed, as in Raptor its just Cough Roar and cough. As soon as this was decided, Rocket flew in and gave Wolfy 2 traits, one a wish and one a curse. LoK shouted out "I WANT TO BEAT FRAGGLE AT DEM POST COUNTZ" which royally fucked things up as now Wolfy can post at the speed of light. The curse though…that was much darker. They cursed him to include Hitler in every thread and act like a Fascist with dreams of world domination. Yup. But once this was done. The forumers accepted Wolfy as a member, and now he is classed as a forum god. With words in carved into his scales as a job for the forums. Omnibus qui sit carnifex in foro denuntiat periculum DayZ omnipotens, et vivificet eum, et arma mortem operari. Erucae scopulos, amen.

It so amusing watching the newbies call each other "Noobs". I find something funny about the reverse of human intellect. :D *Sigh*.

This is a stupid topic, and if you are going to just add topics like these to the forums i advise you for a change of plan. I play Rust, and i conclude that both games are different and it is unfair for them to be put up in a boxing match: Rocket has stated he has gotten inspiration from the game and i would hope the same for Rust, they both do not feel the same to me: but are equally enjoyable. Inb4 yard.

I like how this contributes to sickness and important areas... So good idea, but would have to be added later as its so deep. keep on wight he good ideas :)

Good to know.

I'm betting a hacker, seems a bit strange for bodies to collect together in a wipe.

Its Alpha, there will be bugs. Don't worry though, they will be hopefully fixed later with the help of reporting them. http://feedback.dayzgame.com/login_page.php

Correction, should be in Music down in Off-Topic. And another correction. Chopin goes with everything...

How To Execute OrLoKs Daily Moisturising Regime Vol 1 Slowly put a crumpet into OrLok's mouth to forbid him of any unease, then apply a litre of lotion and pour it over him. MUST be done whilst reciting "It puts the lotion on its skin" in Pig Latin, Chernarussian, and then Vietnamese. After the skin is smooth and LoK is asking for a new supply of crumpets, give him a mud bath in the dirt of a nearby graveyard for a ultimate clean mod. This in the game. Now...

Welcome, Im Wolfen. i hunt my fellow man for sport. Enjoy your stay.

Somebody give this guy a gold star.

MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FESTIVE BASTARDS!.

Dafuq is a She-Hulk?.

Looks very much like a lower half of a human... How interesting.

Yep, im not in the greatest rush to get it, i never was.

And thats why I'm waiting until its out of Alpha, I'm too materialstic. -Wolfy

Am i the only one who laughed at this video?. -Wolfy

Thank you, Bless you... I must go tell the others!. -Wolfy