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Wolfensteinsaurus

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Everything posted by Wolfensteinsaurus

  1. Wolfensteinsaurus

    DayZ Standalone - Co-op Mode

    NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!... YOU DUMMKOPF!!!
  2. Wolfensteinsaurus

    idea for more realism car repair system

    Brilliant idea... I think this is in the SA...
  3. Wolfensteinsaurus

    DayZ Developer Blog 3rd August 2013

    I knew that dirty motherfucker was into it from the start...He also has a fetish for Heins tomato baked beans...
  4. Wolfensteinsaurus

    NEW BUILDING: THE MUSEAM

    Thanks, this awesome, it'll be great if Rocket sees this...
  5. Wolfensteinsaurus

    Your dumbest/embarassing Bandit stories.

    Jesus Christ...I sat there pulling the trigger, I finally just hacked him to death...
  6. Wolfensteinsaurus

    DayZ Developer Blog 3rd August 2013

    No, just no...The infection is a virus. So it would affect the bloodline and heart and vital organs... Making head shots only isn't in the DayZ feel...
  7. Wolfensteinsaurus

    DayZ Developer Blog 3rd August 2013

    Well, it looks like we are the most civilised forum on the internets... As Rocket has been threatened, and ridiculous comments have been thrown, then I must conclude that the rest of the sites that Rocket has been going on other than our forums, are full of primitive insignificant apes... So they all must be executed...
  8. Wolfensteinsaurus

    DayZ Developer Blog 3rd August 2013

    This is what I felt like when Rocket liked my post... Not comparing Rocket to Hitler in any way...although I bet a stupid impatient 12 year old on YT does... Ahem...
  9. Wolfensteinsaurus

    DayZ Developer Blog 3rd August 2013

    Why... Why did you have to say that...
  10. Wolfensteinsaurus

    DayZ Developer Blog 3rd August 2013

    Agreed...
  11. Wolfensteinsaurus

    DayZ Developer Blog 3rd August 2013

    Im disturbed by some of Fraggles... "Interests"....
  12. Wolfensteinsaurus

    DayZ Developer Blog 3rd August 2013

    Kill it... KILL IT NOW...
  13. Wolfensteinsaurus

    DayZ Developer Blog 3rd August 2013

    OH GOD! WHY! WHY HUMANITY! WHY MUST YOU DO THIS!!! MEIN GOTT!
  14. Wolfensteinsaurus

    DayZ Developer Blog 3rd August 2013

    /\ Future David icke...
  15. Wolfensteinsaurus

    DayZ Developer Blog 3rd August 2013

    We are the supreme ones... All those insignificant teenage COD loving scum...
  16. Wolfensteinsaurus

    DayZ Developer Blog 3rd August 2013

    Agreed... Its terrible out there... I've seen things, things no man should see...
  17. Wolfensteinsaurus

    DayZ Developer Blog 3rd August 2013

    Fucking console gamers...
  18. Wolfensteinsaurus

    Money

    Money, in a post apocalyptic Russian themed state?... You dummkopf...
  19. Wolfensteinsaurus

    DayZ Developer Blog 3rd August 2013

    That's so like, totally fab... I'm so jelly...
  20. Wolfensteinsaurus

    DayZ Developer Blog 3rd August 2013

    I have green shorts, green trousers, a green jumper... Guess you could say I like green... What are people doing acting like Gok wan on DayZ? "Sorry babe, that tank top with those chinos look TERRIBLE! im going to have to kill you, nothing personal girlfriend...." Eugh...
  21. Wolfensteinsaurus

    DayZ Developer Blog 3rd August 2013

    Well, Orlok just summed it up really...
  22. Wolfensteinsaurus

    Your dumbest/embarassing Bandit stories.

    I was about to execute a guy, I was acting all tough... But I didn't know the m9 was out of ammo...
  23. Wolfensteinsaurus

    Partner

    *Facepalm*
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