King of kong

Fockin' Bronies, ye fockin' feckers are after me gold again. If I see you'se again, I'll spill me pint on ye, wait, me pint mug is empty... RRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Perhaps, you could only write 2 lines of text on it

Here's wha I'm gonna write on my Ural in the SA "Bitches, yo gon' mess with Irishman, yo gon' get ass kicked, keep ya fockin' mitts away from me fockin' pot o' gold!"

No. I think that people who like the bandit style shouldn't be punished, in RL, you don't get a special outfit/mask/perk for killing people.

Regular server=fine for meh

No.... I'd prefer to keep it in Skrim if you don't mind.

Hi everyone. I had an idea for animal's in DayZ. So I was inspired by a mod I got for S.T.A.L.K.E.R Call of Pripyat called Misery mod 2.0. In the mod, you can hunt down mutant creatures and patch up your clothing with the pelts, you can also sell it. Then I saw a few S.T.A.L.K.E.R's who were wearing fur-coats and I had this idea. Repairing/Creating clothing: You can create clothing with animal skins, each pelt you collect can be used, along with sewing-needles and stitches to create/repair a peice of clothing. The jackets, trench-coats you can create can be modified with things such as steel plates, hydration-pack A.K.A camelbak, inner-pockets and more. The clothing would offer potection against cold, some bites from a zombie maybe. You would need different tools to maintain and modify the clothing. (Sewing kits etc.) Maybe you could create litle haversacks or satchels out of pelts? Maybe an ammunition bandolier So, please tell me what you think, maybe give some beans if you like?

Yep, I suggested a fur-trench coat

You got any fucking proof, kid? *Me to rocket, GodFather voice* "I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse" *Copy pastes this idea*

I was there sometime ago

That's a great idea!

Tame-able zombies that carry shit round for you, and act as human-shields, lol.

The first time I ever played DayZ, I was geared out in my first 20-minutes, I met a Hero and panic-killed him, he had everything. A ghillie, a camo Hummvee, spare fuel, food, water, all the hunting gear, an M14 and DMR an 3 assault rifles in his car, ammo to boot, a military fashlight, range-finders, anti-biotic medicine, B packs, meat, and spare parts. I took the hummer and camped in the forest. I could survive for ages on the gear I found.The net few days, I hunted, got water, cooked. And sometimes I'd go for target-practice with the Zombies in ZelenoGorsk. Then, I received a distress signal from a Bambi in Cherno, I saved his ass and we had some jolly adventires untill he went ape on my ass with a hatchet. I hd to put him down. I asked in side chat why he tried to betray me. He's like "Don't trust anyone in DayZ dude" I had lost my only friend in hellish ChernoRussia

UP ME ARSE! HEY LIE IN WAIT LIKE WOLVES! THE SMELL 0' BLOOD IN THEIR NOSTRILS, WAITING, ENTERMINABLY WAITING... And then..............360 No Scope mothafucka!

FOCK YA! NOW I CAN EAT ROAST RAT, LIKE METO 2033 (NOVEL)

Need a Russian version :D

Please god. No team identification stuff, that'll just make it easier for COD kiddies, and besides, the only wa you can tell if someones friendly in a real-live situation is if you recognise them somehow

I'm supposing that you didn't know that there's no tigers or cougars in Europe? (Might be wrong)

Thanks guys! This seems to be my best idea yet.

Since when did they have gun stores? IDC good bit of infothere, beanz

BeanZ mothafucka! Take them!

Where would you get a Smith&weston revolver in eastern europe?

What's a rape whistle? Blow the whistle while being raped? That'll probably just excite the rapist

What, I'm not familiar with American geography, are you near the atlantic? do you have a boat to get over to the Aran Islands (They're close to where I live, exept I'm on the mainland near coastal towns)

Here's my Lone Wolf style. - Scan every town/village before entering. Are the infected aggroed?take this into account before entering. - Take atleast 4 canned food and 2 bottles of water, H2O is easier to find than food, carry 3 mgazines for your gun, adjust depending on mag size. - Avoid Chernogorsk unless you're desperate for supplies - If you see a car, don't charge right in, survay the area, it could be a trap. - Trust absolutely No-Body, not even a friend. - If you see a pot o' gold, you'd better fucking run, cause' if I see youse looking at me gold, I'll fucking kill you. - Don't walk near the fucking trees. And for feck sake, DON'T GO PRONE UP A STAIRS! (It can knock you unconsious, if you have a buddy with an Epi-pen it's not a problem, but if you're alone, I'll find ye and steal yer whiskey)