King of kong

Nice story. :) I'm outta beanZ for tonight though

Set in Murica'? Well, I'm deffinetely not playing.

Hero: Any Last Requests? Bandit: *Alt+F4* Hero: *Camps till' bandit re-logs.

Grass wouldn't grow dynamically through the road. It'd have certain Pre-placed spots. different spots for each road texture. So you don't have grass just portruding from the concrete

Go Back to the Battlefield....back to Karkand

Truth Hath Been Spoken.

I use a 3 Pay-As-You-Go Dongle and it's ok

Does that man I need a password?

I'd love t see this in DayZ. But I'd like canned food to be rarer first

Bad Luck. Sorry.

I might consider Joining you. But I won't kill unarmed players. I'm in Ireland timezone. Oh, is the server on DayZ Vanilla? And If you wanna organise a meeting. PM me here or Steam. ID on Steam: ArseofTheLord

I thought o' it, laddy bai

Don't worry. I'll still be a bandit with you if you feel the need. BUT I AIN'T KILLIN'NO UNARMED PLAYERS YA' HEAR? I'LL JUST HOLD EM' UP!

Good job! Blow da greedy fuckerZ to hell! But NUUUUUUU!!!!!! SAVE THE CUPCAKES CAUSE' THE'RE ON SALE!

I'll only exept beards if they're shaveable

I originally got the suicide idea from "The Road"

Basically you're whingeing about something that you don't have to do? Remember. Nothing is permanent, for now. Most servers spawn you with OP gear and your gear won't be carried over.

Where do you get your info? At night, currently, the lights turn on automatically. I think it'd be better if it was set at the start of the outbreak. Maybe every new update sets the game a month later, then say, after the 2nd update, they pull streetlights Besides. alot of power stations have backup systems which can keep them going for awhile

Thank you inception.

Fag. SniperZ! Be Gone back to the Battlefield.....Back to Karkand

Fuck you! MAH LARD CAN WITHSTAND 50.CAL, 7.62 NATO, 9.MM AND ARRRRGGGHHHHH

Hi guys. I've been studying an offline-DayZ mod. I think that it'd be nice if we could have it added to DayZ commander to simplify installation. I know alot of people don't like the idea of SP, but it's not hurting anyone. alot of people want SP due to shitty internet. I lag like hell when I go to Chernogorsk. I think it'd be nice for new players to practice in too. I realise that DayZ is based around "Human Interaction" but the mod is screwed up right now with COD kiddyZ and haxerZ. So, ADD IT!

DayZ 2017 has something like this. And Epoch too.

Hi guys. I just bought ArmA 2 and installed DayZ. (At first I was plaing at a friends house). I am looking for fellow NoobieZ to join me on DayZ 2017/2017 Namalsk, Regular Namalsk, Epoch, Vanilla DayZ. Even though I'm 13. I act maturely, I don't KoS unarmed players (Although people KoS me in Namalsk so I'll give warnings before I fire). I have a mic. Steam: ArseofTheLord. DayZ/ArmA 2: S.T.A.L.K.E.R Time Zone: West Coast Republic of Ireland. I'm gonna be playing DayZ right after I post this so if you wanna join, check my Steam page, add me/message me

Why? WHY? WHY?!?!?!?!?!... WHY CAN'T WE HAVE THE ABILLITY TO DRINK OUR OWN PISS! PISS! PISS!