King of kong

Sounds like an OP, Not-What-DayZ-Is-All-About kind of server.

I'll have you know, that it is my job, as hypocrite of the century to bash ideas!

And I admitted to being a hyopcrite, did I not? Fucking Epsilonist....

I deliberately left out the T.

You* And yes, I am 13 to be very precise. What I was trying to get through to this guy was that I'm 13, I make better ideas and have better grammar, YOLO, I'm sucha Badass, I'ma get some 360 no-scopes. His first post was asking people to make a heli-fortress or some shi just cause' he's too lazy to get up off his arse and hide his helicopter.

Maybe you'd be better off in the Clan Recruitment section, no?

I'm a hero. My weapon of choice is M24 or CZ550 + Hatchet + M9 and an M4 stowed in the backpack.

BREAK: Head Shot Z's: NO. These are Infected Humans who've gone insane, not the living dead. I'm all for speedy and tough zombies, but headshot Z's? No. Perhaps make them optional whe you make a server.

SPARE THE HATE SPOIL THE FORUMER!....................But even if you are new, you shouldn't go around posting half-hearted ideas that just make it easier for lil' kiddies who can't even be bothered to find a good hiding spot.

VHAT ZEE FACK? THAT IS NOT A WATERFORD ACCENT!

I apologize for being a bit of a hypocrite here. But seriously, begging people to add impregnable bunker heli bases or whatever, is not going to be received well.

Atleast I don't post ideas that break immersion. And atleast I have some grammar. And I'm not trying to provoke him/her. And if I remember correctly you don't like young players on DayZ, that's why you gave beans to Whatshisname on "Enforce Age Ratings".

Seriously? 29-34 FPS is actually pretty good!

Unrealistic. By your grammar (And this silly idea) I can guess that you're no less than 14-15 Years. Coders can't alter DayZ to suit your needs without prior permission from the developers (I think). No offence, but come up with a sensible idea that suits DayZ and the devs might (MIGHT!) take an interest. Not just an unrealistic idea that suits the lil' kids that are too cowardly to hide their vehicles.

Maybe he means that they were non-immune survivors that hadn't been infected yet? I still don't like the idea though.

He didn't say they died and turned into Zombies.

Yet again! SalamanderAnder speaks sense! SalamanderAnder = Wise Old Forumer of Berezino.

Although, you don't even need headphones

KoS is the bandit King......Heed his word.

Huh.......These young un's. They think 20 FPS is orrible'? why, I only get 6 FPS in Elektro/Cherno and 16 FPS elsewhere. By my standards, 20 FPS Is more than good.

First Line: Any Irish. Irish relatives. Irish Heritage. Second Line: Incomprehensible Poo. Speak English, or Gaelic/Irish.

Yet again! Another brutally realistic idea for bandits! Come here, KoS, have some beans. KoS = Forumer of the decade. King of kong = Forum Badass of 21st Century Here is my idea: Roast Human Head on Fire. Dismembermant menu which lets you cut certain pieces of a person body off and cook it. Target practice head, every dismembered head you shoot will explode like melon.

I just think it would be cool if we had a Star Fort. Maybe with underground warrens and caves. And maybe a little museum section with a Cossack Sabre or pike or somefin'

A star fort is not a castle.