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Actually, you do. Here's an example. Instead of "Wolfy you motherfucker, don't tell me about grammar" it should be "Wolfy, you motherfucker, don't tell me about grammar". Maybe you should find out about grammar before you diss me, motherfucker.

Hey! Do you want protection against Bandits? Is that a yes? Better call Saul! I, Saul Goodman, can offer you cheap protection against Bandits, I can also provide Helthcare (In the form of BB's and Morpine), Life Insurance (I find gear off your dead body and bring it to you when you respawn), I can also be hired as your lawyer should you be accused of Hacking/Murder/Theft. All this for free! So, better call Saul! Add me on steam, Link in my Profile.

Note that this offer does not apply to murderers.

Kill em' all! And let Saul sort em' out! Wait, you're supposed to put a comma before motherfucker.

He was friendly. He just didn't want to team up. I used to be a bandit before I turned Hero. My dark side has awakened again......I must feed.

I hate all these people sayin' Chernarus is third-world. Sure, it's shabby. But they've got Electricity, Running Water, Hospitals and airports. There is nothing poor about Chernarus apart from the Low-budget Army. Shabby buildings and shabby cars don't make it poor. I'd say it's a little bit slow compared to other countries. Did I forget to mention that Chernarus is not part of the Czech Republic? It might be based off a Chernarus town in the Czech Republic but it's a country itself.

That wasn't pointed at you.

Hello. From the recent Dev Vlogs it seems that hey're focusing on western kit more than Eastern (U.S Army Kit and Weapons). I thought it would be interesting if we could have more Chernarus Defence Force Equipment. Maybe a CDF clothing set or something? MI-17 Heli-Crashes? UAZ Vehicle Wrecks instead of Humvee?

Ah, my first Client!

I call it like the poch in apocalypse, only with an E. Welcome to the Epochalypse

Hey, it's totally legit! you gotta trust an Irish man, right? I give you Insurance in exchange for a team-up!

You need Health or Life Insurance? Saul goodman Can Provide mmmkay?

Looking for players from your own country is generally not accepted well on the Forums. I can be your attorney if the need arises.

DayZ: the Anti Bandits is a friendly hero clan with 200+ Members.

I try to be decent. I don't say stupid Sh** in Sidechat. I can't say that I act mature. I try to be mature. My mic screws up my voice real bad so my 'murican accents get messed up and I sound like a six year old though. Most of the Irish people I've met are around my age and act mature, not very boisterous.

Yeah, I know that. It seems strange to focus so much on an extremely rare gun though, why waste so much effort on a single gun instead of features, performance etc.

Not another one...........If you want people to join your clan, post in the Clan/Group Recruitment Secton. This is Survivor HQ.

OH.MY.GOD.MY.FUCKING.EYES.WALL.OF.FUCKING.TEXT.KILL.ME.NOW.

Name: GramHeir Profession: Grammar Nazi. Hunts down all the lil' bastards who don't use grammar.

They'd have to be extremely rare. And it shouldn't be like CoD or BF where you can walk on your own mines safely.

Hang yourself from a lamppost

Go to ArmA 2 >>> Editor >>>Exit>>>Start ArmA 2 OA >>> Editor>>> You will now have ArmA 2 Editor Items in your OA Editor >>> Spawn Your Character >>> Spawn some enemy NPC's >>> Use them as TP.

I love the idea. Really like the idea of cells. Just an example, but imagine traveling to the Germany cell, finding a plane, then flying to the end of the map and you get say, 4 or more options, you can travel to the Republic of Ireland, France, Britain, or Spain/Portugal, depending on how much fuel you have. Same for cars although you can't travel to island cells.

I live in a region where everyone has one firearm or other tucked away somewhere. There is a plausible explanation for the As-50 and M107 in Chernarus. During the Chernarussian Civil-War United States Marines were deployed in the region, along with the British Armed Forces who both use As-50's and M107's. However, I must agree that these weapons are extremely OP and impractical given the apocalyptic situation.

I say fous on CDF weapons more. Like SVD