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King of kong

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  1. King of kong

    In game payment + bonuses

    Troll or serious, OP? This totally defeats the point of the game, you're supposed to work to earn your gear. You're meant to be a survivor in the Down-fall of Human civilization, yeah? You gotta earn your gear. If you start with a free car and kit what's the fun? And you do realise that BF3 is an Online shooter game, completely different genre? Dayz is a survival Simulator, church? Edit: BF3 does not have "Billions" of players. The earth's population is around 7-8 Billion, that would mean that entire Nations full of people played it.
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    Inventory question/suggestion.

    I heard in th SA that excess loot wil be stored in your undies
  3. Thank you for your opinions. I just was hoping for offline. that's all. no need to get offensive. I have made some shit points.
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    Irish Survivors! Gather!

    Da' hell?
  5. King of kong

    sea bases in SA

    Luck me! I live right next to a shop, a clinic, and a An Garda Shiochana Barracks.
  6. King of kong

    playing dead opossum style

    You can't hold your breath forever. And most people die with eyes open
  7. King of kong

    I have done a bad thing.

    You do realise I was completely unarmed?
  8. King of kong

    playing dead opossum style

    I agree. Although your character should blink randomly, and you can see him breathing
  9. King of kong

    Random DayZ Bullshittery series

    Is Rowan Irish? Any Irishers in yer group?
  10. King of kong

    Knife combat. Grab 'n' stab

    So has about 1000 forumers......
  11. 20FPS Is pretty good. I have to deal with 6-10
  12. King of kong

    Roleplay Story.

    Actually, you do. Here's an example. Instead of "Wolfy you motherfucker, don't tell me about grammar" it should be "Wolfy, you motherfucker, don't tell me about grammar". Maybe you should find out about grammar before you diss me, motherfucker.
  13. Hey! Do you want protection against Bandits? Is that a yes? Better call Saul! I, Saul Goodman, can offer you cheap protection against Bandits, I can also provide Helthcare (In the form of BB's and Morpine), Life Insurance (I find gear off your dead body and bring it to you when you respawn), I can also be hired as your lawyer should you be accused of Hacking/Murder/Theft. All this for free! So, better call Saul! Add me on steam, Link in my Profile.
  14. Note that this offer does not apply to murderers.
  15. King of kong

    Roleplay Story.

    Kill em' all! And let Saul sort em' out! Wait, you're supposed to put a comma before motherfucker.
  16. King of kong

    I have done a bad thing.

    He was friendly. He just didn't want to team up. I used to be a bandit before I turned Hero. My dark side has awakened again......I must feed.
  17. King of kong

    sea bases in SA

    I hate all these people sayin' Chernarus is third-world. Sure, it's shabby. But they've got Electricity, Running Water, Hospitals and airports. There is nothing poor about Chernarus apart from the Low-budget Army. Shabby buildings and shabby cars don't make it poor. I'd say it's a little bit slow compared to other countries. Did I forget to mention that Chernarus is not part of the Czech Republic? It might be based off a Chernarus town in the Czech Republic but it's a country itself.
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    Roleplay Story.

    That wasn't pointed at you.
  19. King of kong

    More CDF Stuff.

    Hello. From the recent Dev Vlogs it seems that hey're focusing on western kit more than Eastern (U.S Army Kit and Weapons). I thought it would be interesting if we could have more Chernarus Defence Force Equipment. Maybe a CDF clothing set or something? MI-17 Heli-Crashes? UAZ Vehicle Wrecks instead of Humvee?
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    How is Epoch pronounced?

    I call it like the poch in apocalypse, only with an E. Welcome to the Epochalypse
  21. Hey, it's totally legit! you gotta trust an Irish man, right? I give you Insurance in exchange for a team-up!
  22. You need Health or Life Insurance? Saul goodman Can Provide mmmkay?
  23. King of kong

    Players from Serbia?

    Looking for players from your own country is generally not accepted well on the Forums. I can be your attorney if the need arises.
  24. King of kong

    Anyone hero clans recruiting?

    DayZ: the Anti Bandits is a friendly hero clan with 200+ Members.
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