King of kong

1.Hordes/Packs are supposed to be coming. 2.No. 3.No. Also, I believe I saw you In-Game once. Hai

Actually Chernarus is an independent Republic, geographically based off Chernarus in Czech Republic

A while back when I got SA, I was called JesusTM or something. I had gone straight north and got some nice kit with my clan. When they left I headed up to Green MT. to see the CDF Barracks. Then I had to go so logged out behind a bed. When I log back in there's these 2 heavily equipped guys. I start panicking and put my hands up. I type stuff like "Hi, friendly? Look I don't want trouble" "I'll give you anything you need" "Don't kill me, man". One guy pulls out his M4A1 and fires in my direction. I hit the Disconnect button, with minor injuries. I felt annoyed that they shot at me when they had the chance to rob me or hold me prisoner. But was I right to do it? I've only been Kosed twice. Once when I was a freshie heading north when some guy shot me while I was unarmed. The next time was when I waved to a guy and had my rifle holstered and he spun around and shot me.

Real proZ snipe with FNX's

Welcome to KoZ. The game where you shoot people for kicks, and no fucks are deposited when you moan about being killed for kicks. When you are killed for kicks, the magical fairy comes and puts you back in your place with a torch for defense. Now you must kill as many people as possible before you are killed. When you kill someone, you must collect their torch batteries to keep track of how many kills you have.

*Former, Soviet State. Now a Republic. The Republic of Chernarus. Forgive me, I'm picky about accuracy

I highly doubt the Chenarussians use Aircraft Carriers. They're such a small nation. Ireland is a bigger country and only has a small fleet. The odd cruiser/Destroyer perhaps.

You should get some kind of sanity effect after BBing/Feeding someone if they get over 200m away from you. As if you feel that they're going top die sooner or later

I'd generally like military loot to be that of the Chernarus Republic's Armed Forces

I tried to play DayZ Standalone today. But when I try to launch it, I get "Missing Executable". It worked before

Bitchez halp me plez i luv da gaim

I hope you've been heading north like a good little boy.

WTF is a Russian Commisar doing in the Republic of Chernarus, in WW2 Clothing waving a hanky? Drive away zombies with snot?

I would like to have un-polluted screenshots, thank you

Take off your trosers. Crouch. Drop a rotten kiwi from your inventory, sorry, I mean arse

[Credit to n1mble for the idea] N1mble posted a suggestion about chessboards. And mentioned guitars. So I thought it would be koolion if we could have them in the game as usable objects. If you've played S.T.A.L.K.E.R, you'll probably remember huddling by a fire while a guy sat down with a guitar singing in Ukrainian. This'd be a cool feature to implement into the game. Equip guitar - Scroll, Interact - Character Will Sing In Chernarussian While Playing Guitar, Or Just Sing.

Back to Karkand ...

I keep getting "Error - Missing Executable" so can't enjoy it :(

Gtfo outta Chernarus kidz

Mother of god.....Junkie bastards

So quoting your own post without actually responding to it just to bump the thread? pfftt

Rocket says that. And it's his game

I do't believe Chernarus has a Federal government. I believe it's a Republic, but Idk how it works, NVM

A noob crashing a blimp in Cherno Port...Appears to have attracted zombies. Notice running figures....And that's way more zombies than are in the game

That isn't how it works in this game. It's akin to 28 Days Later's Rage Virus. You're still alive, yet insane. And before you say they aren't zombies. They are, a manifestation of the zombie