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Everything posted by King of kong
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Played a couple of hours then died and i have to start back? Wow really? Wtf
King of kong replied to frankspec's topic in New Player Discussion
Welcome to KoZ. The game where you shoot people for kicks, and no fucks are deposited when you moan about being killed for kicks. When you are killed for kicks, the magical fairy comes and puts you back in your place with a torch for defense. Now you must kill as many people as possible before you are killed. When you kill someone, you must collect their torch batteries to keep track of how many kills you have. -
*Former, Soviet State. Now a Republic. The Republic of Chernarus. Forgive me, I'm picky about accuracy
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I highly doubt the Chenarussians use Aircraft Carriers. They're such a small nation. Ireland is a bigger country and only has a small fleet. The odd cruiser/Destroyer perhaps.
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*Long Post* The Intuition System and how it can work within DayZSA (Read before flaming)
King of kong replied to Slyguy65's topic in General Discussion
You should get some kind of sanity effect after BBing/Feeding someone if they get over 200m away from you. As if you feel that they're going top die sooner or later -
I'd generally like military loot to be that of the Chernarus Republic's Armed Forces
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I tried to play DayZ Standalone today. But when I try to launch it, I get "Missing Executable". It worked before
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Bitchez halp me plez i luv da gaim
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Anyone else not seeing loot or even zombies since last update?
King of kong replied to turdpocalypse's topic in General Discussion
I hope you've been heading north like a good little boy. -
WTF is a Russian Commisar doing in the Republic of Chernarus, in WW2 Clothing waving a hanky? Drive away zombies with snot?
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Add the Blood/Food/Thirst/Temp GUI back?
King of kong replied to JakeZ's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
I would like to have un-polluted screenshots, thank you -
Does the game simulate gastrointestinal tract?
King of kong replied to Awruk's topic in New Player Discussion
Take off your trosers. Crouch. Drop a rotten kiwi from your inventory, sorry, I mean arse -
[Credit to n1mble for the idea] N1mble posted a suggestion about chessboards. And mentioned guitars. So I thought it would be koolion if we could have them in the game as usable objects. If you've played S.T.A.L.K.E.R, you'll probably remember huddling by a fire while a guy sat down with a guitar singing in Ukrainian. This'd be a cool feature to implement into the game. Equip guitar - Scroll, Interact - Character Will Sing In Chernarussian While Playing Guitar, Or Just Sing.
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Unarmed / Low Tier Melee Players not Listening to Armed Guys
King of kong replied to hannibaldaplaya's topic in New Player Discussion
Back to Karkand ... -
I keep getting "Error - Missing Executable" so can't enjoy it :(
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Realistic group based on the Walking Dead. Just Starting
King of kong replied to BasedGOd Shane walsh's topic in General Discussion
Gtfo outta Chernarus kidz -
Mother of god.....Junkie bastards
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So quoting your own post without actually responding to it just to bump the thread? pfftt
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Rocket says that. And it's his game
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I do't believe Chernarus has a Federal government. I believe it's a Republic, but Idk how it works, NVM
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A noob crashing a blimp in Cherno Port...Appears to have attracted zombies. Notice running figures....And that's way more zombies than are in the game
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That isn't how it works in this game. It's akin to 28 Days Later's Rage Virus. You're still alive, yet insane. And before you say they aren't zombies. They are, a manifestation of the zombie
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Yeah, welcome. Head north for food. Don't trust anyone. Don't whinge on the Forum if you don't like it. You were warned
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You Are Immune. There Is No Reanimation. The Zombies Are The "Alive" Type, Indeed A Manifestation of The "Zombie"
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They aren't going to magically disappear. They've gotten accustomed to coastal war now. New features will only make them have more KoS fun
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For food. You must go north, on an unpopulated server. Stop sticking to the coast! Unpopulated Northern villages hold food and water You need to find your friend. Spawning In-On-Friend would allow clans to rape everyone. All UK Servers are night I believe. GB Servers are always day for me