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King of kong

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  1. Welcome to KoZ. The game where you shoot people for kicks, and no fucks are deposited when you moan about being killed for kicks. When you are killed for kicks, the magical fairy comes and puts you back in your place with a torch for defense. Now you must kill as many people as possible before you are killed. When you kill someone, you must collect their torch batteries to keep track of how many kills you have.
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    Ultralight Aircraft

    *Former, Soviet State. Now a Republic. The Republic of Chernarus. Forgive me, I'm picky about accuracy
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    Suggestion - Make the Ocean Useful

    I highly doubt the Chenarussians use Aircraft Carriers. They're such a small nation. Ireland is a bigger country and only has a small fleet. The odd cruiser/Destroyer perhaps.
  4. You should get some kind of sanity effect after BBing/Feeding someone if they get over 200m away from you. As if you feel that they're going top die sooner or later
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    [SA]WeaponZ Survey

    I'd generally like military loot to be that of the Chernarus Republic's Armed Forces
  6. King of kong

    No Longer Working

    I tried to play DayZ Standalone today. But when I try to launch it, I get "Missing Executable". It worked before
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    No Longer Working

    Bitchez halp me plez i luv da gaim
  8. I hope you've been heading north like a good little boy.
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    DayZ Fan Art Thread

    WTF is a Russian Commisar doing in the Republic of Chernarus, in WW2 Clothing waving a hanky? Drive away zombies with snot?
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    Add the Blood/Food/Thirst/Temp GUI back?

    I would like to have un-polluted screenshots, thank you
  11. Take off your trosers. Crouch. Drop a rotten kiwi from your inventory, sorry, I mean arse
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    Guitars [Credit n1mble]

    [Credit to n1mble for the idea] N1mble posted a suggestion about chessboards. And mentioned guitars. So I thought it would be koolion if we could have them in the game as usable objects. If you've played S.T.A.L.K.E.R, you'll probably remember huddling by a fire while a guy sat down with a guitar singing in Ukrainian. This'd be a cool feature to implement into the game. Equip guitar - Scroll, Interact - Character Will Sing In Chernarussian While Playing Guitar, Or Just Sing.
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    Started up DayZ today and...

    I keep getting "Error - Missing Executable" so can't enjoy it :(
  14. King of kong

    Realistic group based on the Walking Dead. Just Starting

    Gtfo outta Chernarus kidz
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    DayZ Addiction.

    Mother of god.....Junkie bastards
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    Why you no become zombie?

    So quoting your own post without actually responding to it just to bump the thread? pfftt
  17. King of kong

    Why you no become zombie?

    Rocket says that. And it's his game
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    Harder each day

    I do't believe Chernarus has a Federal government. I believe it's a Republic, but Idk how it works, NVM
  19. King of kong

    Ultralight Aircraft

    A noob crashing a blimp in Cherno Port...Appears to have attracted zombies. Notice running figures....And that's way more zombies than are in the game
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    Why you no become zombie?

    That isn't how it works in this game. It's akin to 28 Days Later's Rage Virus. You're still alive, yet insane. And before you say they aren't zombies. They are, a manifestation of the zombie
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    Hey! Complete newbie!

    Yeah, welcome. Head north for food. Don't trust anyone. Don't whinge on the Forum if you don't like it. You were warned
  22. King of kong

    Why you no become zombie?

    You Are Immune. There Is No Reanimation. The Zombies Are The "Alive" Type, Indeed A Manifestation of The "Zombie"
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    KOS Hysteria

    They aren't going to magically disappear. They've gotten accustomed to coastal war now. New features will only make them have more KoS fun
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    Playing with friends/groups

    For food. You must go north, on an unpopulated server. Stop sticking to the coast! Unpopulated Northern villages hold food and water You need to find your friend. Spawning In-On-Friend would allow clans to rape everyone. All UK Servers are night I believe. GB Servers are always day for me
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