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More natural features for your character would be more realistic. And would allow us to spot Steak N' Taters and Hetty

I would prefer more face/beard/hair type stuff

Sorry, bro. My character is a Chernarussian citizen

No offense was intended. Nor sarcasm.

Because only fools use killfeed. You should grow the privates to go and check yourself

I discovered that I've discovered everything with just a day in Standalone

I've always liked the Zelenogorsk apartments. I enjoy watching the street and reading books that I find. I have quite a bit of food stored by the bed. If it's dangerous out on the street I like to take my axe out and clear the bastards out. I'm right next to the old police car and shop, too.

It would be cool if we could carry wounded/Incapacitated/Broken legged people on our back. Would greatly reduce walk-speed. And if someone had a broken leg they may scream in pain while being carried, attracting the infected. Maybe when vehicles are added, you could load the wounded in.

You haven't beat Dayz if you haven't done the Lord's work. I challenge you to run around with your body bending backwards, hand out the good book and say "god bless" to everyone. Before running off with your body tilted back

Irish Laddy: Ah, Jaysus lads, I'm here repartin' from a place round d'ould bend called Chernarus, tis' a mighty fine place alright. Random man: Bitch stfu Irish Reporty lad: Ah, how ye, young fella? Will ye not give the micky a whistle there for the Irish Independent? Random man: Wtf bitch stfu gtfo man

This man speaks the truth!

This is DayZ. The game where being stupid will take away your gear.

I'd be happy with stuff like an SU25 streaming overhead solmetimes, or zombies fighting each other But the zombies aren't moles

Play on a small server with not too many people. Head straight in-land. Use road signs. Even though they're in Chernarussian they can show you the way to a village

When I started up the Standalone today. I angered a few infected. They jogged at me when they saw me. But then they began power-walking/Zambling at me. They remained like this for the rest of the chase. I was extremely annoyed by this as there was no challenge. I began to think that the devs had turned them into the horrendous "Undead" zombies. I really hope that ye get rid of the "slowdown" Zambling period for zombies and speed them up so that they aren't just jogging anymore. I do hope they implement the "Zombie Speed/Health Affected By Region" idea I posted in another zombie speed topic. This is it: Server monitors D/Z (Death by Zombie)rates in each part of the map. Map is divided into sectors which are monitored by the server. The server adjusts the speed ad health of the infected in these sectors in sync with the amount of deaths by zombie occurring in these areas. This would simulate the fact that the zombies are fed, well fed, full, starving, hungry, weak Etc. I think this would possibly take a big impact on performance but I don't really know :(

Damn, sorry

bamp. It's not against the rules to bamp XD

It's not really set in Russia

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Damn I don't think so. But I'm not bad with computey stuff so don't take my word for it

Damn. If I find any more FPS boosting tips I'll get back to you. Also try updating your drivers and closing all CPU-hungry programs before starting the game. Also go to control panel, security, and set your battery options to boost performance but guzzle charge faster

No. It's been suggested before. And it could be classed as invasion of privacy. I don't want this to be implemented because it's simply not practical

Hardly severe. Some people are fine with 15-20. But to the point. Have you tried changing GPU_DetectedFramesAhead=(Value Shown) the value at the end of this line to 1? Do the same with the value at the end of GPU_MaxFramesAhead=(Value)

Head up to the ould fields, young fella, tis' plenty stout n' a heart pot o' warm spuds for ye ;) Ah Jaysus, lads, le love makin' us feel bad