King of kong

As long is the story is lore friendly (No "Russia is suddenly friendly with Chernarus" bullcrap. Russia invaded Chernarus in the Chernarussian Civil war I think)

Lika cat with a cream flavoured arse....

I'm well aware that it's Alpha, dude. This discussion has nothing to do with the fact that it's Alpha. Nor was I suggesting they be implemented (not really ideas but more of a large scale concept) right off the bat either

I believe we'll be able to do music on radios sometime

I'd love it if noobs to the game were like the Irish guy, Jim in 28 Days Lter. Scared, afraid, wondering what the hell is going on. The zombies should be so fast and vicious that you shouldn't want to stop and fight them without help. You should want to run the fuck away. The rarity of supplies should make no time for deathmatching because you've only got a tiny amount of food. Zombies should continue rushing you even when you've shot them 5 times. Not headshot-only, but more like 28 Days Later

srsly? WHO NEEDS DRUGS WHEN YOU'RE A MUSTARD JUNKIE, BITCH

Codpiece. YOU'RE A MAN, NOW AND SKIMPY MEXICAN MERC OUTFIT

I want a shirt with "IT'S A FUCKING ALPHER"

It would help if you didn't have a man pointing a gun at someone's head reflected in your glasses

I just got held up....Held up! I Wasn't KoSed this time! After I got home I kicked up DayZ, spawned in at the Firestation at the NWAF. Then there are these two guys around me, one unslings his Mosin Nagant and aims at me. I put up my hand as a friendly gesture. His friend circles me. The guy with the Mosin asks "Do you speak English?" in a strong European accent. I type "yes" he says something muffled. I ask if he wants my guns and drop my M4 and FNX on the groun for him. His buddy runs up and grabs the M4 and runs over to Mosin Man. Then runs back to me and drops a box of cereal on the ground for me. The Mosin Man and Little Green say "Thank you, man, thank you" "You go now". I lower my hands, pick up my pistol and run for the hills. Later on I was KoSed after I stumbled into a man in a jail cell, even though I had no gun equipped and didn't run at him. Best moment I've had so far

'Least I had a fun time before I got KoSed by some douch.

FUCK YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME HAVE NIGHTMARES NOW

I would like human slaves to distract Zombies and open canned food for me. And not speak english and be really stupid. They only say "yarp" as a response to my orders.

No tracking items unless it's animals or something. You can't smell the scent out of a closed tin can

Every time I've been chased by zombies they run for a few seconds then start power walking at me. This is an extremely annoying feature, I feel Dean has given up on us and bended the knee to the Romero fans. It takes away allot of the anger when the infected spend half the chase chicken-walking after you. I was hoping for proper fast and furious MOFUCKING RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE zombies in the Standalone.

Why all the hate for fast zombies? If they aren't zombies then i refuse to believe that George A. Romero's zombies are actual zombies. If nything the Romero ones are more retarded as they lack any form of intelligence and are basically old people with the mind of baby. Romero zombies are a manifestation of the Voodoo Zombie itself. Romero zombies are basically what got the zombie phenomenon noticed in Western Culture, I don't see why 28 Days Later "Infected" aren't a manifestation of the zombie too.They eat people, and they're crazy, and sick as hell. Only difference is that they're alive and jog like an angry pregnant woman. DayZ has the alive and relatively quick zombies, that's the way it will be for quite awhile. Unless Dean decides to bend the knee to retarded zombies. I'm fine with the fast ones getting tired after running but that should only be after their prey gets a good distance away. They need to run as fast as players. That would create a real fear factor. You know that these crazed people are as fast as you, and ten times more dangerous. I'm not saying turn them into Usaine Bolt. But at least make them pose a threat. Id love to see some fast shamblers in the mix too. But these would be the starving ones in the northern areas that only a few people die in. In reality, slow retarded zombies wouldn't be enough to overrun the Chernarussian Army. Fast ones similar to the Rage Virus zombies would, however, stand a very good chance of toppling a nation considsering how smart and dangerous they are. Slow mind-of-a-baby zombies are somewhat some threat in close urban environments, but in a big rura area like SE Chernarus they're no threat at all because there's nothing that allows them to catch up with the humans unless they trip while in a city.

Pretty much sums up what DayZ is about. People killing people....That's what I witnessed in the days leading up to the outbreak, and before that as far as I can remember People, killing people

I took a big risk and helped someone today by giving him my entire rucksack of supplies. And I didn't get my face axed in. we both had melee weapons.

Snakes? In an Eastern European Nation?

It's the opposite actually. If you say friendly then it mean you're willing to risk your life to make friends with some guy

Only vehicles that would've been used by the Chernarussian Army after the collapse of the USSR, please

There was a nice bit of effort done in Stary Sobor. Around the back of the shop is a pile of Hazardous Material bags. And wrecked cars etc. But it doesn't really reflect how the Chernarussian government tried to contain the virus/respond to the crazed people

Since when was the game set in the Czech Republic?

I'm looking for the Press vest because it looks like it has some nifty Kevlar plates in it. Any idea where it spawns?