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British an US WW2 guns have no logical reason for being in Chernarus. German guns do

How do you get pics to look better in terms of lighting, adding captions Etc? WTF Is Going on Here Girl and IDon'tGiveAFuck Boy

Cher Chernarus isn't at all part of the Russian Federation. Chernarus Is an Independent Republic. They use Ol-Soviet Gear, though. They are descrbed as being a proud people, and very friendly to the USMC who were assisting the CDF in fighting the Chedaki and Russian Invaders. Some Czechs and brits came then in the expansions. True story, bro

I was held up at NWAF, while armed, by 2 Friendly Russian guys. They didn't even rob me. Just took my M4 wished me luck, and gave me food

I was playing on a 10/Player server earlier and I decided to stay on the coast this time to look for a Press vest, and I met like 6 armed friendly guys in Cherno. At first I was coming out of the Trainstation with a damaged press vest and motorcycle helmet. Then I see some guy in a kevlar helmet toting a pistol come running out of the building. He waves at me, and in an excited Russian accent, he says "Hey, man! Hey!" while waving at me. I do the friendly wobble and he approaches me. So I go into the surrender position. The rest of what he said I can't remember. But we met another bambi, I gave them my food then ran back to the trainstation and logged off for awhile. When I come back in I meet a guy with a mosin, he doesn't speak, and just does the friendly wobble and waves. I hand him my gun, wish him the best, then retreat to the station where I am attacked by the lame excuses for "Infected", the Mosin man sees them and picks them off for me before I retreat to the forest. That's pretty much all I can remember right now. If you're getting KoSed alot you should go on a low population server. DON'T sprint at people. Hit F2 if they tell you to put your hands up

I always chill on the "deadzones" as I like to call low pop servers. Allows me to snipe zombies and explore without having to kill anyone

there's a difference between proper bandits, and Griefers. Griefers generally kill for fun, even though killing people isn't even fun at all. Sniping zombies on the other hand...

Next time just feed them bleach. Works all the time

As of no. Chernarus is an extremely sunny country, it's almost always sunny and bright and cheerful. I think that should change. It needs to feel bleak, it needs to be a desolate land here only the strong can survive. -Frosty mornings. Get this all the time in Ireland, not nice, believe me. Frozen car windshields, door hinges frozen, crunchy grass, and frozen car doors. -Less sun, more rain. Seriously, why is it sunny 24/7. It should be cloudy with mild drizzly rain with a chance of meatballs, too. -More blood. The blood should stain the gray cold landscape. The only bit of colour in this grey world. -More bloody zombies. Bloody shirts. Bloody hands. Bloody mouths. Bloody arses. Joking 'bout the last one. -Lightning Storms. Thunder aswell. Would be especially cool at night in the rain. -Tents. Can be sat in to avoid dampness and rest. Can also trap heat from campfires on cold dayZ. -No more Chernarussian Army loot in the same place as UK and US army loot, please. I highly doubt they'd all be bunked in the same barracks. -More backpacks. Soldiers shouldn't be using bright hiking packs. -Fix Ushanka and Kevlar Helmet clipping into Gasmask. -Soviet GP-5 Gasmask. -Military Blockades in Cities. -Chernarussian Army Gear. With Chernarus Flag as patch. -Less of the M4s. -British DPM camo clothes. And Multicam. Why have British vests without uniforms? -US Digital Pattern camo. -More Spawns For Press Vest and Stab Vest -Less rotten fruit. There are 12 rotten 'nanners in a hospital, are you shitting me. -Put food on shelves rather than unopened cans of food lying on stoves. -Police Riot Gear, Baton, pepper spray, handheld loudspeaker for long distance chat. -Planes. MI-17. AN-2. C130J. Glider. -Chernarussian Soldier Zombies. -Faster and tougher zombies. No more slowing down to walking pace when close up to you. They should brutally rush you and tackle you. -Item degredation should actually be a problem. Right now it's just a big "fuck you" to people with OCD, like me. -Better animations. Why does my guy move and use weapons like someone who's had military experience. -WHERES MY GODDAMN CHOLERA? YOU'RE GONNA NEED A CHOLERA-AHEM, COLLAR TO HOLD ME IN IF YOU DN'T MAKE IT MEAN SOMETHING YES I KNOW IT'S A GODDAMN ALPHA.

As a matter of fact I have. Twice. Man wanted to give me his full M4 for a press vest

Also only eat after you've checked your surroundings, and make sure you have cover at your back

Make it quieter but not silent. And it's your own fault for eating like a slob in a high traffic area, fatty

I'd love the idea of a BRDM-2 HQ.

It's not a Russian State at all, it's an ex-soviet Republic, not governed by Russia's government. And NATO were involved at some point, indicated by the foreign gear. I

The Americans were in Chernars, see the M4s and US gear? They must have flown in somehow. I'd love to see some old soviet transport aircraft too, though. Anyway, ElfCakes, I meant that there shouldn't be hiking packs in army bases cause' soldiers generally don't use them.

I pretty much prefer a mix of civ and Military gear. I like TTsKO pants and a hoodie and jungle boots and a press vest if I find one. Ushanka would by my choice of head gear. Here's a pic of me and my new survivor bro at Cherno. I'm on the right with the Ushanka and Press Vest

Even armed guys are friendly sometimes. Yesterday I got held up by 2 Russian guys who just took my M4, left me with a pistol and plopped down a box of cereal for me and sent me off

Good point XD

In the mod there were little pickup trucks with PKMs

If only this was in Africa XD

Hey, KoS. I'd like to play with you sometime. Add me on Steam. Howlin' Mad. I'd like to play with a bandit for once. was there somethng chasing you in the video? Very creepy

I just stay in the treeline at the coast with my mosin and kill anyone who I deem a threat

I'm not a fan of tanks myself.

Fucking KoS assholes killing at random. People like you are what seriousy ruins DayZ. PVP is fine if it's for a good reason, but just killing 2 guys who are just looting is douchey