Freek314

I was at NW airfield just now outside of S Barracks. I had seen them moving in from the fence. With only two mags for my trusty makarov and one grenade, I decided that their gear would serve me better. As I crawled to the barracks door, I realized that trying to kill both of them with a makarov would be ridiculously hard, so I drew my grenade and, lying prone in front of the door, tried to lightly toss it into the hallway. After the animation was finished, I quickly hopped up and began moving away from the barracks door. It was then I knew something was wrong. My arm drew back, AND MY FUCKING GRENADE LANDED AT MY FEET... Goodbye, cruel world.

The animation repeated, bro. Derp.

Maybe you should read, cunt.

Yeah, just happened to me twice in Elektro on Seattle 37. I'm a bandit so I guess I had it coming... but that shit is brutal when the entire damned city is fenced off with barbed wire.

http://dayzmod.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=14763

I'm sick of all this constant fucking whining about the game being hard. If you wanna know what hard is, then shove a cock in your mouth and quit blabbering about how pathetically entitled you cunts are. I hope Rocket makes us spawn 300m from the shore and adds motherfucking sharks. I hope torches burn your fucking face off if you try to use them. I hope feral dogs are added that can leap onto your back no matter how fast you run, gnaw through your damned spinal cord, and rape your corpse. I hope Rocket adds invincible super zombies that shoot goddamned lasers out of their eyes and shit live grenades to the areas around hospitals and barracks. I hope you all shut the fuck up about the community and realize that this isn't a fucking forum about My Little Pony for insecure men who run from their issues. I hope you realize that this is not a game. This is the fucking apocalypse.

Stop playing on Recruit difficulty servers.

I said it a long time ago and I'll say it again: guns should be much rarer, and ammo somewhat less common. Guns will be the first thing everyone grabs in this scenario, but ammo is heavy and may be left behind. Therefore, you should have to look three times harder to find a gun than you would for ammo.

That's because most of you cunts generate less testosterone than my fucking pinky. Deal with it.

Please refer to my thread in General. http://dayzmod.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=14763

Hey, anything for increased tear production, right?!

Sick cunts only in this thread. Tits or GTFO.

Get the fuck out of our apocalypse. NOW.

Amusing chatter during typical recon, and a very disappointing end! MISC Helicopter Tragedy MISC Party Bus Subscribe to all the channels if you're interested in seeing future videos from MISC and I!

You still mad as shit I didn't enjoy your video? Sheesh. Naw, just pullin your chain. :D

Typical amusing chatter during recon with a whole bunch of disappointment at the end!

If anyone has feedback about this or any other MISC video, please tell me in the MISC Gallery Thread!! (http://dayzmod.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=12733) All of our other major videos can be found there, though I'm sure editing them to be shorter will be the number one request.

Trying to think of a way this thread could be more nerdy... nope.

Anyone have some feedback? We want to provide some quality videos for ya'll some time in the future. Now's the time to give us opinions, before we start filming.

You HONESTLY don't think he would log out, to be HONEST? Seriously kid, learn to lie better. And things went over just fine for me. Hell, I even suicided at Skalka to give your team a m16ACOG I took back because I felt sorry for you. No, you need to realize that I don't give one good goddamn what you THINK Thuggy would do. I'm telling you what he did. Your choice if you ignore it and keep following a coward. Tell him he can keep that sniper rifle until I see him next time, and that he better be practicing.

I would suggest that you all check into the allegations against me, and the one I made against Thuggy. I believe you'll find out quite easily that I never logged out, while Thuggy did. Right now, that's the only problem I have with ya'll.

Meh, There's no proving that they took the server down. Is it likely? Yeah... but likely doesn't cut it in this game. Besides, I came back, cleared their camp, and called in the rest of the team to run over every single one of their tents.

So why all the hate, fellas? Would be nice to at least read some criticism than just see a bunch of dislikes. Or did all of you expect a bunch of shooting and running around after reading my description?