Barack Obama

wat?

Zed damage lowered, chance of bleeding lowered, and reduced weapon noise to cause agro... Fuckin' easymode! Nuff said.

To be honest, if someone is that stupid, they kinda deserve to get scammed. I really don't have any patience for people that go bat-shit crazy with idolizing popular figures. I remember when everyone would freak out on RuneScape when Zezima (the highest ranked player) would come online. Like, who gives a shit? Same thing with Frankie fanboys or even Rocket for that matter.

If you actually manage to connect, I hope Frankie shoots you. xox

It might be a server variable on non-official servers. Not entirely sure. Sorry it didn't work for you.

Satchel charge should do the trick

It's either the "home" or "insert" button above your arrow keys on the keyboard. Last I checked, it only displays the debug menu for like 15 seconds then it disappears.

Welcome back. How's the hangover?

Lol I don't even know if giving a CD key is permitted on the forums. I guess we'll find out if I get banned. :P

Just buy a new computer meant for gaming and give that facebook-computer to your grandma.

I beg to differ. The thread title "CD is in use" kinda explains it all. However, I'm feeling nice today. I have a spare CD key that I can give you for free that I'm not using anymore. You just gotta find your own CD key switcher to use. I could recommend one but then everyone will think I'm trying to steal your key. Anyways, If you want it just send me a PM on the forums and I'll copy and paste it for ya. No strings attached. #random act of kindness :)

That was a good story. However, I would respectfully like to make some constructive criticism: 1) When you are explaining relative location, try to avoid using words like "left/right". Instead, use compass bearings or 1 to 12 o'clock situational directions. 2) It's confusing for the reader when you are switching between present-tense and past-tense (especially in the same sentence). For example: Past-tense: "So, I just sat there looking at him when all of a sudden some bambi survivor ran up behind me and took my M4 out of my back pack which resulted in me killing him because he probably would've shot me". Present-tense: "So, I'm just sitting here looking at him when all of a sudden some bambi survivor runs up behind me and takes my M4 out of my back pack which results in me killing him because he was probably going to shoot me". Edit: I'm sorry for being a grammar Nazi. Just letting you know for your own benefit. xoxo. ;)

This was an original concept that worked for World War Z, I will admit. But I don't think it can be properly implemented into a game. Also, this is a similar idea to the first season of The Walking Dead where Rick and Glenn covered themselves with zombie guts to "stink" their way past the horde.

Haha sweet! I'm actually from Nanaimo. Pine cone wars were the best. Use to get in trouble from the noon hour supervisors in Elementary school. Brings back memories. :D

Wut? I'm not a troll. :o

Pine cones themselves aren't seeds. They grow pine seeds inside them which can be used for growing another pine tree.

Backpackception.

Have you tried restarting your computer?

I haven't been more confused since reading threads by KoS

I can imagine it now:

7 Days to Die has falling trees that you can cut, watch fall, and collect the pieces from the ground. Just saying. Rocket better step up his A game. :P

I just drive up and down the shore, but that works too I suppose.

Have you tried uninstalling and reinstalling?

How could you possibly have any fun in DayZ if not for running people over?

Have you tried restarting your computer?