Deception.

ToyStory quotes aside, let's get down to what really matters. TL;DR: I am looking for a partner/wingman for DayZ. I run on EST. I regularly play on this (74.91.123.48:2303) server. Hours are 9 AM -??? summer, 5 PM - 8 or 9 PM weekdays during schoolyear. Blablabla personality and temperament. Now, if you think pairing up with a guy named Deception. sounds like a bad idea, then Just remember what your old pal said Boy or girl, you've got a friend in me You've got a friend in me (x3) You've got troubles, well I've got 'em too There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you except let you drive my helicopter We stick together (not literally, though- DayZ doesn't have glue anyway....) and we see it through You've got a friend in me (x2) Some other folks might be A little bit smarter (psh, no, I am THE SMARTEST BEAN!) than I am Bigger and stronger too (.... yes.) Maybe But none of them will ever love enjoy you as a person the way I do It's me and you And as the DayZ go by (I feel so cheap now....) Boys or girl, our friendship will never die You're gonna see It's our destiny You've got a friend in me (x3)

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Honestly, guys, I wouldn't go looking for things to pick on like that because you don't know for sure. This guy posts his videos and you call him out for that? Who knows, maybe the server mega-spawns military loot and MK48 Mods can be found in firestations and ghille suits can be found en masse inside pubs. We just don't know. If we did, I'd be on your side, though.

:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: Why people, oh why? Have some humility for god sakes!

Your phone is trolling you. This is a common issue. Make it sit in the corner for a few hours on low battery. Should solve itself out.

Not really too much of what I expected. You don't fail that spectacularly. Had you, for instance, had 2 consecutive UAZs that you found ramp of a railroad track at 30kph, do a mid-air corkscrew, and then land on their side, I wouldn't be writing this. But as unfortunate as it could be not everyone can have the same shit luck as me. You just gotta get better cuts. Maybe do more daring and extravagant things with very low success rates, so they have much more hilarious outcomes?

DAYUM YOU ANGRAH, BOI! WHY YOU SO ANGRAH ALL THE TIME? Seriously, relax, man. I don't really see why you need to get all huffy puffy about it, cool down before you blow a gasket. Geez.

:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: 3.... ....is a magic number.

But do we have access to the alpha, genius? I think not.

I hope there will be some way to access other players' journals in the next patch or in alpha.

Derp :wacko:

It should have been "Changing my name to Exception.."

It isn't possible to get trapped on the firestation roof. There's ladders on all sections. But that's funny. Some guy I was fighting tried to kill me and ended up glitching through a window and falling to his death. I was disappointed I didn't get the kill.

You forgot the .

Go join BMRF. They host a wide variety of DayZ servers that are all connected by their own hive, kind of like a public hive, and have lots of players that play them. Oh, right, and their almost entirely vanilla except for a firestation at NEAF and Kamenka, I think. I haven't found anything else out of the ordinary. Regular vehicles, guns, and a scarce supply of them, at that! Also are running 1.7.7.1. Or don't, and keep complaining. Your choice. (I know you're not complaining- no one ever is) Teehee

Hooah. Hooah you to come in heeyah and think thaht you can jus'... ask fohr something like this and it will be heeyah? Hooah ya? Hooah ya, huh? All I can give you is what TacticalN29 said. ArmA is old technology. Combine that with DayZ's already buggy gameplay and... well... I don't even want to go there.

Well, due to large amounts of Q&A and constant interviews that no one seems to read/watch, it's been deemed that at first, NO ONE will be able to buy a server or host one except however the developers choose, until they work out everything so they can be sure when they allow for rented servers, everything will go smoothly.

Oh, hey, another guy... making videos... of killing everything... which is really hard... and totally original... and no one ever does.... I dunno you're videos might be good. Though as far as I'm concerned I've seen them already in other places and I don't play DayZ soley for the PKing. Good luck.

I'm really struggling to find a good freaking place where I can see just what DayZero is. A fine, clear list of what's new, what's out, etc etc. Vehicles, skins, guns, AI, behaviors, items. I just don't know.

That depends, do you agree to uphold my ideals, standards, playstyle and server choice (I do a little bit of everything, so....)? Check also if our times can work together year-round. I live on the East Coast US, so EST timezone. Central is 1 hour before me, and Pacific is 1 hour before Central. If you still want to play, Skype is and you will need to get whitelisted real quick at BMRF http://bmrf.me/. Also, check the server IP that I gave you, and make sure you have a good ping. Keep in mind the server gets close to full, so judge your ping based on how many people are in when you check it.

No, no, I UNDERSTAND what you're saying. I do. You're a bandit clan. But a picture is just a picture. Without any extra input, I wouldn't even give it a second thought. You can put that pictures of telly-tubbies, or jelly beans. Does that mean you are a clan about jelly beans? Probably not. Unless you make a picture where "Medics" is written over the bandit or gun, and it's obvious you used effort to put it there, it just fails to convey the message. Most people would think it means something. But I've seen so many times where it doesn't, I assume it doesn't. There's not enough evidence. Honestly I'm just telling you I'm difficult. And I really can't give you anything more graceful than that.

I can smash their head in with a can of beans? Cewl. Ima do it to bandits, too.

Yes, zeds ability to thrust their hands through walls and still have enough force to tear your flesh was intended, as well as their dashing ability to teleport through walls, and amazing phasing power activated when they reach a fence. With a few magic words uttered from their tongues, "agheighj anboijpaj punh0e[,a[!" they can continue as though nothing hinders them. The sporatic, zig-zag-like movement is due to developers wanting difficulty, NOT the fact ArmA AI does this when this happens, and the pathfinding of the zombies themselves. You got it :thumbsup: Don't take this harshly, if you did. I'm only playing around, no offense to you.

I wasn't crying, wasn't complaining. It's a simple truth. The point is, this game can be theoretically beaten if you play a certain way. Sneak around the zombies. That isn't possible because they're so buggy they see you anyways. Then, the game lets you be able to lose the zombies, but you can't, because somehow their pathfinding gets them to you even though they first cross through the other end of town and you broke visual 10 seconds ago and started walking. They also clip through a stone wall, that, if they did climb, it would take long enough that you still get the advantage you should from it. Zombies zigzag and serpentine and this is not meant to happen. I can still kill zombies but this is harder when this happens. Killing zombies is the only alternative to sneaking or running away. So... how am I not at a total disadvantage? Not crying, not complaining. By now, everyone knows it. I suck it up and play the game, sure, but in a game where success is survival, and things totally beyond you, not working as their supposed to limit that, it becomes bothersome. Not asking for sympathy, not asking for anything. I'm just saying.

And here you go. All the idiots who can't bother to read that tiny puny little paragraph of yours paste their annoying clan advertisements all over your thread, which you SHOULD NOT be interested in, as all they are really doing is trying to get bigger, and by my experience accept some community members who ruin everything. And they all have some saying.... "Collective survival, ooh...". I'd just like to think that there could be one time you could make a thread NOT asking for a clan, and they DON'T post annoying info about it somehow hoping to change your mind. It's not what you asked for. Anyway, I know what you said, and I know this is a fat chance, but do you want to join my clan (JK) play with me? I mean, I do have my own thread for this (http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/140967-youve-got-a-friend-in-me/) and our ideas do differ. I'm not a hero, and I'm not a bandit, I'm a good ole survivor who usually sees enough trouble to end up having a bandit skin that goes away after an hour or so. Which is kind of annoying. Because skin change makes you so vulnerable. And I have my own server I play on, and I'm NOT breaking from that one. It's the server I've always wanted but could never find. Tell you what, if you want, look at the thread, tell me what you think, and if it's no, I understand completely because even I'm unsure now. Have fun joining your clan finding a partner.