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Ah, hello sir. Do you condone the creation of cups of you?

Who is this Joe fellow? And does he mind you making cups of him?

Because negative Nancies will be negative every chance they get. Even at the birth of their children - "What? No lasers? Pffft. He's fucking shit".

DON'T CROSS THE BEAMS!

Not really, what makes the game never release is if BI shuts the project down or goes bankrupt.

So.... what you're saying is people can't sprint or jump when they're being shot at? Okay.

My fingers are fatigued. Been poking at my bum ring all day mate.

You should make a Czech list, then Czech of the beers you've had.

Well the alcohol does tempt me. Also who said hype was dead? People are flipping their shit because the game MIGHT be coming out soon even though nobody with authority has said when it will be out.

You can't afford a night with me. It costs 3 doughnuts and a stick of gum for a night time of fun. I'm expensive, I know. But I'm worth it.

Anger? No. Arrogance, perhaps a little. Irritation? Not much. Just ask a stupid question and you'll get a stupid answer.

Well if you are uncertain about the obvious joke, you must be a little slow.

Yes. It is a First Person Shooter. But you can play it in third person too.

Indeed, also they upped the spawn rate on the guns (for the public show anyway) or just console command give M4s to test them, their functionality, the hit boxes etc.

Perhaps. Though not many people have seen ARMA 2 on full whack, because of its absolutely disgusting optimization. Even more so for DayZ.

Do you know why? It's easy views. Easy views = easy money.

Yes yes. Quote the official meaning of the word. Congratulations. 7. hackers1. (Traditional Defination) A hacker is one who is able to aptly code, or wire hardware without the need for a manual, instruction book or other documentation. 2. (Modern Defination) A hacker is also one who is skilled in the art of obtaining access to a computer to which is defened by a security program. 3. (Modern Defination) A hacker can also be considered someone who uses of an assistive device in some online games.

You call somebody riding a skateboard, a skater. You don't call the manufacturer of the parts a skater unless they use the products they make regularly. Hackers are people who use hacks (and maybe some make them too). It's been this way for over a decade.

I'm aware of the meaning of 'hacking' when used in terms of web pages and such. But you don't seem to be aware of what hacking means in terms of computer games. A hacker in a computer game is someone who installs a program that makes the player do things that the developers didn't intend on happening. Such as an aimbot, wire-vision, admin hacks. etc.

Hackers should be punished and sent to an island somewhere, no internet connection. Just keyboards and mice. Their objective is to beat the shit out of each other until all but one are dead. Then we take the winner. Put him on a Twitch stream, congratulate him. Then hang the cunt.

I'm pretty sure it's just the one month long sprint, not two two week springs. The "post spring meeting" 2 weeks in was probably just to see if they're going in the right direction or would need to change.

No pal, The Rock can't die. That is one of sciences 'constants'. If Dwayne Johnson were to actually die, the universe would implode in a millisecond.

Mate. Zombies have been a thing for literally thousands of years. Not since George A Romaro came along. There's been the Jiangshi of chinese mythology which started in the 1600s-1700s. The Vikings had Draugrs (which make an appearance in Skyrim) Which originated from around the 8th-9th centuries. Why do you think people close coffins and nail them? Because superstitious people are afraid the dead will rise from the grave, so the nailed coffin prevents that. EDIT: Not to mention that Jesus Christ is (by definition) a Zombie. From 2000 years ago, whom people still believe in to this day.

Who says they're not hitting their monthly milestones? Are you a part of the team? Didn't think so. They're not talking to us about the progress a great deal. Doesn't mean they're not working on the game. Who's to say they didn't reach a milestone they were happy with and then began this sprint to polish it?

I'm sure nicefish is getting cheesed off. Here we are-tichoke talking about fruit and vegetables, when there's a bigger fish to fry. This lack of information is admittedly annoying to me, but it's not the strawberry that broke the camels back for me. I'll just remain patient for the release date. Orange you glad we're not going bananas? I sure yam.