pale1776

www.dayzrp.com

Have you tried DayZRP? Its quite fun. I enjoy the non-douchebaggery of it :D

Double post

I know of a little yellow house I found in Arma 2 level editor... A house noone can explain, and I think only I know of... a house from a place called PANTHERA! In all seriousness, I found that in editor while looking for barns to build in. Ive never been robbed, and noone ever notices it, as its in the middle of the woods. Do what I do, use level editor to scout out the safe way.

Really, have you ever held a mag? Theyre shaped JUST SO you know which way to feed it. And civilians cant reload as well as soldiers, I can reload in roughly a second if I draw from my vest. If I have a double mag, roughly half a second. Now I am enlisting under 18X, and practice mag changes for "fun" but really? We HAVE to be civilians ingame? What happened to the big deal when I brought up PTSD for killing tons of people? You know, when everyone quarter and drawed me? About how "This is DayZ, this is YOUR story"? Well this is MY story, which I base on MY training.

I know, thats why I asked. If theyre not affiliated, then they shouldnt have it on their mod/server. Ill take a few screenshots when I get back on, just so yall can check it out. Cause if it is SA property, and it wasnt a legitimate update to DayZ Mod, then I think someone needs a firm brick through the window.

Lol

Combat knives are an all purpose knife, meant to do EVERYTHING. I love my Gerber knife, its all purpose custom made

It seems I may have to look into the purchase of this... "Minecraft" Good work man

Fuckin lol lad XD "trip on them"

Same reason everyone ingame is a kosing dick. That should be reason enough.

#Celle That map always had hellacious death choppers. I was in a town, and would sprint from building to building across the street and do my little roll while rounds left a smoke trail around me. Finally neared the bridge, and when theyd do a sweep Id prone and wait till they were on top of me. Finally lost them about 1 1/2 clicks later in the pine forest. Good times...

I was near Green Mountain at night, strolling without a weapon, as I didnt yet have one, and my newly gained Hero skin. I figured that this was a good way to not be considered hostile... As I was walking, a shadowy figure appeared, and it just started springing at an amazing speed around me, it looked like I was inside heli rotors. I keep walking, figuring the night was getting to me. As I neared the tower at Green Mountain, the... shadow thing disappeared all of a sudden. I keep on until I get in front of the tower, and a bandit skin with a hatchet appears out of no where sprinting at me screaming " GET AWAY, GET AWAY FROM ME. PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE" I try to run, but its like I was stuck. It was too late, he was already on me. As he swung I saw, and I shit you not, a bolt of lightning that seemed to hit the tower. The whole sky lit up it seemed. The hatchet came down, and hit me. But I wasnt hurt, instead of blood it looked like dirt flew off me. Then I heard a new scream, that God-awful screech akin to a Bloodsucker. I watched as the axe murderer was lifted to the top of the tower, not fast or slow, just standard walking speed. And then I heard someone say " Every sheep has a shepard" and the maniac flew into the ground at an amazing, jet-like speed. I heard the familiar "Crrrewack GAHHAHAHH" and the bandit rolled on his back, like he was starting to be drug. He was drug to my feet, and all of a sudden, another figure was in front of me, and Green Mountain seemed to be lit up. The figure was a Hero skin, but wasnt. Instead of blue jeans and a white check shirt and tan cap; he wore a black check shirt, black jeans and a black boonie hat. He said "And I am your shepard, but you must learn to be a shepard as well, for I am nearing death" and I pulled out a golden revolver, without even doing it. I didnt even have a weapon! The bandit started talking " Please, dont kill me. I was kidding, I wasnt going to kill you man, please let me go" The Black Hero Skin looked up at me, and simply said " Being a Shepard means to be able to care for his flock, even if he must become a wolf in order to keep them alive" I started to ask what he means, when he cut me off. "Do it" was all he said. The bandit was still begging for mercy, as I raised the golden revolver and tightened my grip. "PLEASE DONT KILL ME, ILL STOP ILL STOP! PLEASE JUST LET ME-" KERPOOOW. I pulled the trigger, ending the begging, as well as his life. The Black Hero Skin looked at me, and shook his head in approval. "You have done good for the flock, and for me as well. Keep the revolver, it was given to me by my Shepard. Keep the innocent safe, and the bandits in fear. I believe you will go far, but I shall not. This is the end of the line for me, but a new turn for you" I thanked him as he sat down against a tree. "Thank you, Ill protect the uhh... flock. But who are you?" He simply said " The Administrator sent me" and went silent. Lightning struck again, and his body disappeared. I looked at my clothes, and saw that my Hero Skin was now...Black. I was now the Shepard. It was my job to protect the server, and when the time comes, to find a new Shepard so that I can rest. It has been four days since the mysterious lightning storm at Green Mountain. What it was, or what it meant has yet to be determined. The only lead we have is that a passerby spotted a Black Hero Skinned figure run off into the woods. There are also reports of a mysterious dark figure saving lives by killing bandits and murderers with a golden revolver...

Developer? They dont exist. Theyre really Czech unicorns. You dont find them, they find you.

Shemaghs may be common in Takistan, but not Chernarus. Hwre in the US, shemaghs cost roughly 20 dollars The only ones who have them are soldiers back from the sandbox who used them to keep the sun off their neck, and tacticool airsoft POGs

Put a bambie in his first gyro being plowed as I play dexters Surprise Muthafucka on my soundboard in direct, and thats me XDThey need to call them ATVEBs

Atvs were so backwards, Id ride down green mountain full speed and get airborne like a boss. Hell, one time I hit a gyro takin off in the air and killed it XDBut then I ride over a bridge and all hell breaks loose...

I would, Im tired of kos kiddies :3

This is actually well thought out, but may not be where you suggested Theyre expanding the map north and west So expect to see it there

Im sure if I was starvin Id eat the spilled food. Just sayin

I only play 3pp unless Im in a building. I actually want 4th wall, so dont assume. You make an ass out of yourself.

You know whats up. Just implement 4th wall and thats that. Best of both worlds. Still dont like it, they can just STFU and play hardcore.

What do you mean did rhey change the mosin?

You people are so damn stupid. Theres a debate at my school, one group, A,wants to be tolerated and accepted for who they are. The other group,B, doesnt believe in the lifestyle, but remain silent. A says that B shouldnt force their beliefs on them, but say that B is wrong for not accepting A's lifestyle. You guys are Group A. You want us to accept yalls ways but refuse to accept ours. You dont like 3pp its simple. DONT FUCKING PLAY ON THEM. Its that simple, but you want to force us to use your playstyle. I dont KoS I play as a hero. But how many of you hate the whiny babies that cry and want PVE only? That thats the only acceptable way to play DayZ. Hell they make even me wanna go burn down Cherno. You guys are no different from the whiny antikos babies who want to force pve onto everyone.