TheWizard14

yeah um, we can look outside and remember the date you know?

inb4reduce lag?

I love being knocked out and getting to live when I'm looting high end areas. Sometimes people shoot me from a range and I think I'm going to get killed because I'm unconscious. But then it turns out they still think I'm alive so I wake up later.

I actually didn't know we could chop down bushes and trees until this one day I was stalking some server hoping sniper dude with a LRS mosin. I saw him log out in a bush, so I snuck over there. Once I realized he was in the animation log out I started chopping his body but kept hitting the bush. Then the bush broke down and I was happy that I could hit him.

Yep, dayz is a bitch like that. Also I seem to notice that gas stations just randomly explode even when nobody is near by. I'm assuming it's some sort of glitch that the devs need to fix.

I actually took 5 of them once. I swear they blocked me or something for the entire day after that because I lost connection shortly after and couldn't find the server list. Just yesterday, I killed one of their ZaP members and they were holding up Berezino with mosin snipers. Pretty much there was 5 squad members there. Well one of them was nice enough to let me pass by without shooting me as all I was trying to do was loot the place. I found some pretty nice stuff, a scope, clothes, backpack. Well after I was running up the hill, ANOTHER ZaP member was there and he wasn't as merciful so he tried to shoot me with his mosin. He took about 30 mosin shots at me but none of them hit because I was running around zig zagging while only 10 meters in front of him. HE was bleeding because a zombie attacked him. After he left me alone, I looked at my gear and realized it was broken so I was like "fuck him", and ran back to him. I punched him a few times while he tried to shoot me with a pistol but he got knocked out. I stole his stuff, then handcuffed him with his own handcuffs, then left him there.

I was running to a castle and when I got there I ran to one of the towers. I turned a corner to the stairs and some dude was there with a gun so in a frantic moment I killed him. Then I went up to the top of the tower and I got "my leg is painful" then "you are dead". GG karma, you got me good.

ROFL

I was going through NWAF with my mosin and a MP5K in my backpack (no mags). Then all of a sudden 2 mosin snipers both fire at me, one hits but I'm not bleeding. Then all of a sudden some AKM dude opens fire on me and literally starts spraying everywhere around me but he had such bad aim I actually made it behind the NWAF fence without being hit by a single bullet of his. It was hilarious. I ended up dying but it was too funny.

and i died. the end.

you seem like a try hard sniper KOS kid who needs all your sniper needs and peeves. "MOAR SNIPERSZZ!!" "DAT SNIPER ISNT A SNIPER GUN, NOT GOOD ENOUGH". "I NEED PURFECT SNIPER" need bipod on mosin? boo fucking hoo.

AW YEAH BABY. I love me mosin but this?? AWESOME. I hope this is real, because I'm blowing up!

*how to make dayz look like shit*

It's already hard to open up DayZ and actually play it because you think of all the boring times, but when it crashes, you don't really want to open it again.

Usually it only happens when I leave a server or when I'm on the main menu. Rarely though does it crash in-game.

THREE FUCKING MP5s??!?!? AND JUST LAYING IT THERE LIKE ITS SOME SHOP? WTF I CANT FIND EVEN 1. das crazy.

some dude left a backpack on the hill behind the military base south of nwaf. took some binocs that were in it. ran to NWAF, scouted the place with the binocs, saw 2-3 people running around. Took out 1.

took him to have a nice nature walk in the forest when i stalked him.

Sometimes the please wait breaks and you need to rejoin a server or even reboot the DayZ game. It's really annoying.

Hmm, that definitely is new because I always used to walk that pathway from NEAF to the castle, then to NWAF

In the movie, the are technically just infected people with a virus, and as such that kind of fits rockets logic that the zombies in DayZ aren't actually zombies, they are just infected people. The infected in the movie run super fast as it does in DayZ, and they wanna eat you even though they are still not zombies. Just something I thought about.

I play myself as an aggressive survivor. I go around looting, and try to get whatever gun or gear that is on my mind or what something that I "prefer" at that moment. I will explore around and play around in the forest, but if someone gets in my way while I'm looting at a base, then chances are I will kill them. I most likely will kill first because either they look like they would shoot first too and I can't trust people. I might only spare people if they tell me they are friendly, and put the gun away.

dayz for you

I'm sorry, but you have entered the wrong area. This is DayZ Standalone. Not DayZ Mod.

After I died due to a zombie knocking me out and killing me at NWAF, I decided not to be a little pussy and rage quit the game. I respawned somewhere near Three Valleys, then took the hike up to NWAF while along the trip I found a Mosin + food + drinks. I entered NWAF at the north side at tent city, and while I snuck over a military zombie came over. I quickly batted it to death with my base ball bat, then peeked at a nearby tent. When I looked, I could see a player spawning in and his weapon was just freshy taken out. I decided to stay hidden and try to watch him because I didn't have any ammo for my Mosin and trying to bat him to death was... bat shit crazy. Anyway, I saw him go down the last tents of the tent city, so I went into one of the tents with no floors. Then boom, he teleporters right in the walk way of my tent with his arms in a loop of equiping his gun or something. He was trying to take out something, but he didn't shoot me and he walked away super fast (like speed hacks fast). After that I saw him go towards the direction of the police station north of the tent city. I searched all the tents after I thought he left me alone. I made my way south into one of the hangars and got myself a PU scope, but still no ammo. Then I saw the same glitchy arm speed hack dude being chased by zombies, and he went into the ATC tower. Then I notice he has a friend with him and they are both up there looting. I scope them around and they aren't really doing anything but I couldn't shoot because I had no ammo still. Then a damn zombie aggrod and I had to use my bat to kill it. After the zombie died, I scoped the ATC and they weren't there anymore. I started to get freaked out and just ran off into the forest to log for the night. Anyone know if that arm glitchy dude is a cheater or something?