TheWizard14

I'm waiting for rockets to be added and I need them so when cars are added I have a nice chance to take it out. I hope they are added by next year. I'm looking for something around like this:

My successful troll thread has been a success (first time trying this out). I don't even know how people took this serious as it seemed extremely stupid, considering there was a damn mini nuke in that picture. Ahaha, this community never seems to fail at making things entertaining. troll thread turned into serious discussion. Hmm.

This is like the ultimate troll to piss on people's time. Ahahaha.

Haha, the other day I found a heli crash site with nothing but about 6 mags of 5.56 bullets.

DayZ is slowly turning into a Military Death Match Survival Simulator every time they add in more military items.

I would bring books so I can burn the pages with my matches.

___________________________________________________________________________________________ THIS IS A SHIELD TO PROTECT OP FROM THOSE SMELLY MONSTERS GOING TO MAKE A WITTY REMARK ABOUT HOW THEY DONT READ THE FORUM POST OF "TO THE PERSON I KILLED" THREADS. ____________________________________________

It looks like a damn uzi without the buttstock.

Fuck you.

Whatever happened in .49 to the "hold breath" animation it just got a lot better in my opinion. Before if you held your breath when you had crazy movement, your gun just magically teleported closer to the center of your screen. Now you can't magically do that anymore and you can only really notice the holding in breath when you have steady gun movement. Good job devs!

Oops. I meant to say "breath" in title instead of "break".

There is actually nothing wrong with this glitch spawn in my eyes because normal spawns to me just slow down all our actual goals: Gearing up and getting lootz. And dont act like you ain't going to go shooting up a storm because we all know yall are.

OPs post doesn't seem that off-topic to me. He is just expressing his joy and happiness that the experimental is coming soon through a famous piece of music.

I've noticed that I am doing much better FPS wise in cities now, though I'm not sure if it's just me.

I think that I will consider this a lucky loot run through Balota Airfield. Just looting the barracks like normal and the 2nd one I found the visor. Sweet. Then I go into the 3rd barrack and find the helmet too? Woah. Cool!

It's not a joke either. Go see for yourself. The entire area that they stuck the balota camp into is like a bowl. The sides are all sniper friendly just telling anyone to camp in the tree lines and scope the place out for fresh meat. Very easily campable and just a death trap now. Also I hope that the map expands west and north because it looks very weird that it is near the edge of the map.

When I first jumped into .49 yesterday, I started opening some doors and that little "grrrr" noise at the end of the door noise scared the crap out of me. I thought it sounded like a distance zombie noise so I would always stay inside to prepare. After a while I realized it was just the sound of the door so I felt stupid :)

The only good thing I can see about this is making people more sneaky and less easy to instantly get military supplies. But I could always do a sniper check for free gear.

Darn, now I have to be even more careful when I want to go near the green mountain. I guess now that will be the new trio area. Green Mountain + Military Camp + Zelenogorgsk barracks.

People sometimes... grrrr.

Are racist notes bad, or are they allowed? P.S sometimes I leave notes like "snipers ahead".

nah, there are still annoying as fuck loud 10-14 year old squeakers. I think OP just said under nine either because it was ridiculously squeaky or had the vocabulary of one.

I feel like DayZ is adding too much of the same gun varients over and over, retextures, and pretty much identical guns, then making more tacticool things and drum mags. Seriously, wtf. They act like every single survivors is some ex super army general commando or something who is an expert at everything. It's just a shitfest of "oh yeah, go pick up that giant AK 101 that just happens to be on the floor like a casual thing, then go kill every player you find!".

usually im not one to be a dick,butt...

I am disappointing in the replies from this community, because it's all utter bullshit from butthurt fans that aren't actual responses.