TheWizard14

I learned how to be a massive dick.

I spawned in to the usual area: the "Three Valleys". I immediately went looting house to house, but I didn't find much. As I traveled inland up the hills, I came across that construction site/garage thing. What I found there was actually pretty good. I got a stick-weapon thing, some ammo, found a PSO-1 scope, and a vest to carry items. BUT THEN A BITCH GRANDPA ZOMBIE COMES AND FUCKS ME UP WHICH ENDS UP KILLING ME. I swear to god, these zombies are so unfair right now. They can bitch slap you 6 times in one second while you have to struggle to even get one hit on them in that same time slot. Anyway, I spawned at three valleys again, and came back to the place I died. This time I grabbed whatever I needed and ran out of there totally ignoring any zombie contact (by now my old body despawned). I continued to follow the general pathway up to NWAF while looting houses and police stations. I could not find a single weapon or backpack on the way. Luckily I found a bag of rice and I managed to survive off of that the entire trip north west. I had to continually stuff myself full of water every time I found a well to ensure I didn't die. Eventually I made it to the North Western airfield where I looted the place. I found a CR527 and .357 Magnum at the military tents which I could finally use my ammo with that I had collected. After that I ran down to the Vybor military base finding nothing but a AK stock. The static helicrash behind the hill contained a backpack though. At the end of the day I had a pretty good survivor.

I'm guessing you would smash the can over and over until beans start spilling out of the sides.

kill me now

Is your *computer user account* an admin? If not, set it to that and it should allow you to have access.

Please do not become one of your counter part peers who are also 13 that run around on DayZ blasting their squeaker voices out on the mic killing people. If you don't become one of them, much respect will be gained for you... but good luck finding a computer that can run DayZ under 500$ :)

Did they say next patch .53? If so then that's awesome.

Who said there would be new scopes?

not my video i just found it to be hilarious

I haven't visited the bunkers until .52 patch and I'm a bit scared to venture down in any of the bunkers because I saw videos of people getting trapped down there. The barracks and jail house were pretty cool because nobody looted them as they are one of the non mainstream looting routes. I also visited the closed down mine shafts and was a bit disappointing you couldn't go inside the caves anymore. (maybe they are redoing it? who knows). Anyway, just wondering if it's safe to go into a bunker without having to shoot yourself.

Sadly it's just a man in the crouch position photo shopped into the air with a skateboard photo shopped under it. I would piss myself if it was real though.

I was running around in the Novo tower with decent gear and a AKM, then some lagging gaylord comes and hatchets me. I kill him but I bleed out and die.

A while ago back when NEAF first got reverted to it's "civilian airfield" I was watching some mosin sniper camping the ATC tower. I knew exactly what he was doing, and he was killing people + farming the tower for loot. I followed him into these bushes where I expected him to be sniping but it turned out he was in a log out sequence. I was like "NOPE.AVI" and axed his body to death.

ROFL beanz

So basically you want something like this to happen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgjpcxGhSMo#t=21

you're a little special fucking idiot aren't you?

I don't think we should be able to build massive fortresses with a few pieces of wood or whatever either. Foritification and base building in my opinion would be boarding/foritifying an existing building or creating a small shed or trench.

Make sure your computer user account is set to administrator.

They just added the .52 to experimental today, why would they even push it to stable so soon?

My personal opinion is that YES, 3rd person can stay ONLY if you are standing up. The developers should implement a mechanism so you can do whatever didle dadly things you want to do with your 3rd person while you are in a full standing position. But as soon as you crouch or you prone, the camera should automatically lock into 1st person and not let you go into 3rd until you go back into a full standing position. This will at least solve some of the ultra whinning between Softcore and hardcore people. Though people will still be able to have a god like eye when standing behind trees and whatnot, it at least gives a little solution.

Just wait a few minutes. This has happened to me before. It's just the server lagging/desyncing. Run around for a while and it will randomly pop back on your character.