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I'll weigh in on this: I think if you're a bandit you should spawn as a bandit, but within a few points of the threshold to turn into a survivor. So, if you so choose it, you can more easily change your ways, but you're still fodder for survivors and heroes till you make that change. I think people should have the choice to be good if they can help it. Everyone has it within them to change themselves for the better, and i believe that everyone deserves that chance.

My best killing spree was in elektro. Had 5 guys hunting me in the cafe, plugged two of them on the stairs, then two more as they tried to rush me in the back bedroom. The fifth was with a perfectly placed grenade around the corner towards the grocery store. They didn't have much of use except an m9 sd and 4 mags, and medical supplies

Fair enough. I perhaps shouldn't have commented on that matter, as i did indeed have no knowledge of it. I don't dispute that i deserved the warning. I would very much like to stay on these boards, they have good content and are a genuine pleasure to browse. I find it hard to stay silent when i see people ripping on someone for doing nothing else but entertaining others with his excellent prose and wit. Perhaps i could have done this in PM, apologies for that too.

Ohh man thats delicious. How can you think that i'm just here to troll, boneboys, when this is what i'm up against? The level of trolling that goes on here on this board is quite high, and nothing is being done. You have people like officerraymond openly admitting to trolling, and nothing is being done. Blanket bans for people trolling this board. When i come here, i come here to make decent commentry on posts and my personal +1 beans to posts i like. If you go back in my post history you will see that i have not one "out of the blue" trolled anyone who didn't make some sort of banal, inane comment disparaging people like leeharvey for their exploits. Seriously, go back and check all my posts, not one of them was unprovoked or any sort of attack on someone who hadn't already attacked someone else. Something needs to be done about the state this board is in, or it has to go.

He does this every thread. Ignore him.

Spongebob Nolan. I like it. Ultimate face desk would make a pretty good super hero, actually. His power can be spazzing out about innocuous comments.

My ingame name is silence because, prior to the bullet entering your skull, with a pop i might add, thats all you hear. aww please lemme be a groupie please please please please please

Translation: It's OK to be a douche as long as other people are being douches too. It's never ok to troll, and your commentary should be catalyst for a ban, or at the very least an infraction.

umad. Yes, that is me in my forum avatar ( Your powers of deduction astound ) and considering you said "you have never once smiled in your life" and i'm smiling in the fucking picture, i once again stamp you "fucking retarded". 5 languages and you still sound like a mongoloid. Talking to you is the conversational equivelent of screaming face first into an overfilled commode after several fat fucks have emptied their 2nd lot of jumbo coleslaws and refried chilli beans. Also, how in the blue fuck do you get "you must be asexual" from "yer mum m8". Do you not understand the comedic juxtaposition between deriding you for having poor english then almost immediately devolving into "yer mum m8" just a few lines later? And do you actually understand what asexual means? Are you just typing words that try to make you sound intellegent? are you actually that fucking retarded?

Ohh no we're not friends?! Ohh god my life is over. Drawing light to ones (Theres that word again) tenuous grasp on english when they're clearly trying to display "finesy" or "profeciesy" in such is a base way of displaying humor. Considering the 4th line in your post essentially retraces exactly what I inferred when I said "This sentence is delicious" demonstrates your understanding of both language and humor is limited, and therefore you are now officially rubberstamped "Fucking retarded" Yeah, i'd be happier if i didn't have to respond to fuckwits such as those above, but c'est la vie yer mum m8

Tell you what, coming into a forum with 1240 posts and saying things like that to me isnt the best idea. Wait till you hit 5000, then talk. This is the internet, leave your pithy ideas of superiority and seniority where they belong, right up your flaccid asshole. And yeah, he's entitled to his opinion, but i'm also entitled to call him a bitchy cunt for expressing said opinion. and he wasn't expressing an opinion, he was being a bitchy cunt. Did i mention he was being a bitchy cunt? Bitchy. cuuunt.

My ingame name is silence, any fucking server, any time after 10 GMT tonight. I think "umad cuz he stylin on u"

Never happened, people have always shot on sight. Take those rose tinted glasses off please. Yep, it is the bandit forum after all. He is special, he posts entertaining fodder for the rest of us. You on the other hand only deride and snipe with your persnickity little comments. I love the way you took the time to put "lol" in italics. Classy touch. Could you look like any more of a jackass? KoS is hilarious, you're a douche. "I dont like how you play the game so i'm going to be a bitchy cunt" Tell you what, he's a suggestion: Ohh god that sentence is sooooo delicious. Let me ask you a question: How in the blue fuck does one use "one" in a sentence but yet fucks up the spelling of "fingar", "fait" "live" ( I'm guessing this last one was life but who knows with this clusterfuck you call a post ) ? I think the only one with a problem around here is you. Every thread you do the exact same thing, right down to the sniggering little posts and smarmy attitude.

Enlighten me, C&P? Also I get there the other guy is coming from when he says that he doesn't want to play an alpha with 3 guns, but at the same time i also get where you're coming from too. I think what it boils down to for me is how much i'm willing to overlook when it comes to the alpha. The 3 guns issue is probably his line in the sand, so to speak.

Learn to gauge your distance better. There are a number of ways to gauge distance with a sniper, using the mildots is a good way if you practice doing it on zombies. head up north by pobeda or the north west corner of the map if you want some privacy, then find a wandering z and try and zero him. Keep practicing and you'll be great. Also, remember that you gotta lead your target if they're moving, and always, always, piss into a urinal so that you counter the coreolis effect. Fuck the coreolis effect.

This would actually be an awesome item for ingame. Combine it with an unknown can and BAM, instant beans. +1 tbh.

No. Lack of post count does not translate into newishness. I post when i have something to say, not for the sake of it.

ITT: Banditry and butthurt. Keep up the good work lee.

I loved the story, he got my beans. As one bandit to another, keep up the good work. The game would be boring without us to mix it up a little. And keep the stories coming. I, for one, enjoy them very much.

The deceitful tactics that can be used with a female skin, sounds like gender politics if i ever seen it :) Easily.

Theres enough scruff on my balls tbh

That selfie is nothing short of awesome. Look at that beard, it's incredible.

Virgin identified. Nice try at being snarky, but you didn't come off as funny, just a bit of a douche. But hey, keep plugging away there son, you'll get there in the end. Am i being condecending enough for you or would you like me to try that little extra bit harder for you?

The level of stupidity in this thread is starting to get beyond ridiculous. Who gives a monkeys about gender politics in dayz? Personally i thought the OP was hilarious. Yall need to get a sense of humor. Also, i've identified at least 5 virgins in this thread, just by the contents of their post.

Top banditry moment? On NWAF vanilla, find 4 guys repairing a huey. The rotor is spinning and they're taking off, i fire a shot off at the pilot but don't kill him, bloods pouring out of the cockpit. I'm on foot so i take off in the woods shadowing the chopper, after 5 minutes i come across it parked in a yard south of the airfield. I guess they figured it would take me alot longer to get there. Got myself in a good position and let rip. Dropped 3 in the first few seconds, had a protracted firefight with the 4th, managed to drop him when he darted from cover to avoid zeds. So, had 4 bodies with full gear and a fully functional huey. Loaded up the huey with the best of the gear and headed off. In the mean time, this guy and his mates are completely bitching me out over side. So i play possum a bit. "Im sorry, i'll give you the helo back." So i arrange to meet up with him and his 3 mates ( Knowing full well they're going to try kill me when i land it ), So i tell them to rendezvous with me on berenzino docks ( they'd all rerolled and spawned northeast.) So, i take the chopper to the docks and wait till i can see at least 3, they're signaling for me to come down, i line up the chopper, full pelt towards the dock and ram it right into them. ( A dick move to be sure, but i was confident they were setting me up). The chopper hits the ground and blows 3 of them into the sea, rolls over and crushes a small industrial and kills the 4th. As i'm about 20 feet off the ground a shot rings out and breaks my leg. What followed was the most intense firefight i've ever had in dayz. I was facing off against at least 2 snipers, with no cover and broken legs. I dived into the sea, swam a small bit down the docks, mantled onto land and morphined, bandaged, then poked my head out above the dock, a shot rang out. Ducked back behind the dock and waited for them to make their move. Caught one of them moving up along the fence opposite the 3 large warehouses. Fired through the chainlink and dropped him. Ended up running into the other one in the alleyway behind the warehouses, I had my m14, he had his axe out dealing with a few zeds. Dropped him and looted all 6 of them. Ran north and found a UAZ parked behind a wall. All in all a great day. Much lulz were had. They were fucking freaking out over side and all's i was doing was laughing. Best banditry bar none.