Zombiesaurus

When I killed his freind whilst he was looting a body, then ate his freind, I never told him....

All those who shall bathe in the hellfire of beans will be shot, hanged, then put in a grave full of honey badgers, oh not a grave, I'm not that nice, a ditch....

Also if you kill more than 3 players, then you become a bandit, and your skin changes, you can also collect clothes like grille suits. A hero needs to be able to blood bag a lot...

The houses and such all belong to origins, which is a mod frankieonpc plays, I'm not bothered to download it though, can anyone suggest a auto origins installer? Link to origins. http://www.dayzorigins.com/

Good luck man...brilliant..l

But did I mention, beans on the side of cow flesh is delicious my good sir, I think I'll be booking back in right now..

hallo, ist es eine Ehre, Sie in den Foren, permadeath, is highly successful only if you balance the game out, Dayz holds such a atmosphere that its always leaves you hungering for revenge and success, a game which is boring and unproductive will fail at permadeath...

I can't go in, they don't allow dinosaurs...still the game looks great, but to me the graphics seem a bit like warz, cartoony.

Beans are disgusting inferior human food, Cow flesh is better...

Sorry dude, my spare one is buried in a guys back, somewhere...

Gudentarg my fellow bandits, quite to the specified contrary, I must acquire a troop on The UKzDayz server...to be useful to me you must have a interest in dinosaurs...they must have brutal efficiency on the field...don't help the wounded, as they have gotten themselves in there doom. My name on the game is Kreigosaurus, kreig as translating from German into war... Now, on your application form below, I must acquire the answers to these specified scenarios.. 1.The troop spots a survivor coming from the north, after tracking him for an hour, you take him hostage, when you realise it is one of your deep freinds on the server, you line him up against the barn wall, with 6 other prisoners, he pleads for mercy in a pathetic tone... What do you do? 2.A elder member of the clan has fallen ill to a cold, and has dropped unconscious whilst being chased by zombies, he is whining for his puny life... What do you do? 3.there is small band of survivors, unarmed, living in a barn. You find them, inspect them. But they seem too suspicious, you close the barn door, finding a brutal way to kill them... What do you do? My times one is London GMT, and I will meet at chenagorsk super market with the successful members. Only if you are accepted through for your form, for those who die on the journey, you have proven yourselves weak, you have no place, the meeting in the supermarket was a selection of the toughest, smartest, and boldest of them all.. Good luck with your applications..

I will also have to meet in the super market at 30 past 4 pm...

Oh, sorry mate, ate all of em...

No, I've cursed him, that little plumber should be shot, then put on watchdog, I want to see his plumbing ID I would love to see a Pokemon dayz though, with lavender town in chenarus, creepy..

To hell with mario, it's the most childless game I've ever played, constantly recycled, when I see adults play this I think there's something wrong with them, when people choose mario over a game which has took years of preparation and hard work, they're playing a crappy cash cow game..same story every time...like cod... I would probably still play dayz in the 90s though, that's when all the grim graphic novels came out, it woulda had a huge impact.

Standalone or mod?

A mass mourge.

Electro-I like the feeling of scrambling over rubble in firefights and trying to get the hell out Black Forest-adds a creepy feeling to the game, also because I place satchel mine fields surrounding the forest, so it's a easy loot spot

Torture...you don't have to kill em, but if they annoy you make them walk through a field of satchel charges at night with no night goggles.

You pulled a "Shane"

Oh god...everybody says that's about me, they say "some men just want to watch the world burn" Then everyone in the room gives me shifty eyes...

What's wrong with a good old satanic ritual...

Awwww, should of made him sing, rate his singing, the worse the song, the sicker the death.

Nothing compared to this. Me and another bandit were camping up at the bottom of devils castle, we saw two survivors with a hatchet etc. we ran out, saying we were going to shoot them if they didn't sit on the floor, they followed my commands, I ordered one to get up, I had gathered that they were very close freinds, so for amusement, I ordered the one standing up to hatchet his freind to death, his freind pleaded for mercy as he was forced to sit down, as if he tried to escape, he would be blow up in a satchel charge we laid earlier. His freind chopped to death, cursing at me afterwards, so we put our guns up to his head and made him run into the satchel charge. Funny days. But you did a pretty awesome job too...

[CONFIDENTAL] You must not know about this, the subjects have found out about the exsperiment, now webers, please step into this room for your daily vaccine....(-)_(-) you know noooooooothing......