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Disbanded for now, sorry. I'm done with DayZ until standalone just bored. See you all around. We had great fun, hopefully I'll play with you guys in the future, feel free to keep using the teamspeak or add me on skype. Skype : Mr.Asshatterton - Joker <3 Distoric <3 Last <3 Cody <3 Kyras <3 Pitch

Accepted, we're putting you on trial to see how good you are. Have fun! We're still recruiting! Promoted you to Private, welcome to the crew.

You didn't know where berinzino was. Had no clue what the sound of the shotgun was shooting at you, and kept asking questions about the gear and vehicles we had. You also didn't know where you were on the coast and didn't look at the text. Declined, sorry.

Sorry, Declined. You didn't seem to know much about the game in reviewing stage. You may re-apply in one week.

Please come on team speak and let us know your timezone.

Accepted! Glad to have you! We're still recruiting guys.

I'm online feel free to post an application here or, come onto teamspeak.

1. Do you have military experience?: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. 2. When did you start playing dayz?: I was born into this game. 3. What is your name?: Sergeant Bill Cosby 4. Do you have skype?: Obviously, dur.

Just raided a camp as birds.. DayZ glitches for life. We're laughing at other clans threads with there categories and, "18+ Military Experience". Just to clarify if you are looking for tactical military super serious squads (echo echo bravo bravo) we're not what you want. We are looking for experienced players that are looking for a good time and, to have some laughs. Anyway I'm on team speak online right now, or you can post here. -------------- Alright, don't wanna double post so I'll edit. We're offline for the night. I'll make a post when I'm online tommorow. Had massive amounts of hysterical moments shooting down choppers and playing simon says, good game! Peace.

Accepted We are still recruiting, feel free to post here or come on teamspeak.

I am online, we currently have 3 members. Feel free to post on here or, come onto teamspeak and private message me. Sometimes I will be afk, so rest assured I'm not ignoring anyone.

I am online, you can use teamspeak or make a forum post!

I went through Teamspeak and, managed to get a permissions system set-up. We now have many permissions available! Reviewing Private Corporal Sergeant Captain Major Colonel Marshall these all feature icons and, are a pretty organized way to identify each others ranks.

Accepted join teamspeak as soon as you can. I am working on ranks ect.. right now. But, I will speak with you about us. Welcome, [PDC] Distortic

I am currently Online. Feel free to fill an app out and, hop onto the teamspeak : ny7.progamerhosting.com:9046