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Esolu

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  1. Esolu

    WTF are with the Books?

    It's sad that people find no use for books. I feel sad for the OP. I'm sad now.
  2. Esolu

    When are Zombies Coming?!

    Your precious loads of zombies will arrive Friday. They respawn infinitely, have varying speeds, and hit harder. Pro-tip: Strafe right and around their back whilst swinging, or else their invisible force field around the front of their body doesn't allow you to hit them as they jump at you. Which they will, more often and from further than before. Also, Hoes are a one or two shot hit to the top of the head.
  3. Esolu

    A letter to the dead guy

    Stop the presses.
  4. Esolu

    Hunting/cooking

    Trololol
  5. All I read was you crying about stuff that is being addressed as we speak.
  6. It has been stated by Rocket that you currently cannot have a heart attack UNLESS you are UNCONSCIOUS. At that point, a friend has to check your pulse and see if your heartbeat is irregular. Other than that, you won't be having a random heart attack while you are up and about.
  7. Esolu

    Why co-operate if you're gonna get shot anyways?

    I've watched many a video where one guy in a group just kills someone they hold up for no reason, and the rest of the team usually does a 'WTF?!'.
  8. I can't find Waldo. Nor do I see a difference.
  9. Esolu

    Sadistic revenge? What would you do?

    Funny stuff! I lost it during one play session. Two guys attacked us on sight, so we killed one and slowly chopped up the other guy. Needless to say, the video didn't go over well, even though they were bandits that attacked first.
  10. The alpha disclaimer didn't allow me to read this.
  11. Esolu

    Anyone else paranoid?

    I no longer feel... things. I'm 250 hours in and there is nothing left. An empty shell... hazing fresh spawns... trying to feel... something. I lost it one day when someone attacked my girlfriend with a knife. I managed to shoot him, but he didn't die. So I cuffed him, and then chopped him up slow with a machete. Paranoid? I have no idea what that feels like anymore. lol jk
  12. Esolu

    I want some canadian servers

    I'm not your do not meddle in things tha- Wait wut?
  13. Esolu

    I want some canadian servers

    I'm not your brother, amigo.
  14. Esolu

    I want some canadian servers

    Buddy, Dude, Homie!
  15. Esolu

    WTF?

  16. Esolu

    I want some canadian servers

    This is cool. I'm going to start asking people Canadian specific questions that only a true Canadian would know. Gotta give them a trick question like: "In which Canadian province is the the parliamentary igloo located?" or common sense questions like: "What is the politically correct name for 'Eskimos' in Canada?" Their reaction alone will tell you if they are Canadian or not. lol!
  17. Esolu

    Why is hardcore so underpopulated?

    Remember the time Dean kept trolling the Eurogamer interviewer because he played 3PP? Yeah, it was hilarious as it sounds: "But DayZ hardcore mode, we want to be hardcore... So one day when you grow up, maybe you can try it out!" -Dean Hall http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adi5agLSRwk=share&t=1h42m50s
  18. At least you're consistent in your ignorance. I'm going to call you Nancy Grace from now on, because I'm guessing you still think people on marijuana kill whole families.
  19. Esolu

    Experimental - New melee animation.

    I think it's fine the way it is.
  20. Esolu

    DayZ is dead to me..

    'Dean-genics': Ridding the player base of scrubs and casuals with an announcement that was already made many many times prior. He is a brilliant man.
  21. Esolu

    Heart Attack Mystery Solved ( I think)

    Rocket stated in a stream that heart attacks currently only happen when you are UNCONSCIOUS. Quote: "Mind you, at the moment, you only get the heart attack when you are unconscious." http://youtu.be/0PExkBTofho?t=10m59s
  22. Esolu

    Only new game that runs 4K flawless.

    What is this.. I don't even...
  23. What about the unknown red berries? The description asks if we remember our boy scout training. lol
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