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Meanwhile, on the experimental...all the cool kids are cooking shooting .22 rifles and cooking chicken legs. Cry more, or simply join the experimental where all the servers are barely over half full.

That's a triple post right there... You're like a smoking lobbyist.

It's sad that people find no use for books. I feel sad for the OP. I'm sad now.

Your precious loads of zombies will arrive Friday. They respawn infinitely, have varying speeds, and hit harder. Pro-tip: Strafe right and around their back whilst swinging, or else their invisible force field around the front of their body doesn't allow you to hit them as they jump at you. Which they will, more often and from further than before. Also, Hoes are a one or two shot hit to the top of the head.

Stop the presses.

Trololol

All I read was you crying about stuff that is being addressed as we speak.

It has been stated by Rocket that you currently cannot have a heart attack UNLESS you are UNCONSCIOUS. At that point, a friend has to check your pulse and see if your heartbeat is irregular. Other than that, you won't be having a random heart attack while you are up and about.

I've watched many a video where one guy in a group just kills someone they hold up for no reason, and the rest of the team usually does a 'WTF?!'.

I can't find Waldo. Nor do I see a difference.

Funny stuff! I lost it during one play session. Two guys attacked us on sight, so we killed one and slowly chopped up the other guy. Needless to say, the video didn't go over well, even though they were bandits that attacked first.

The alpha disclaimer didn't allow me to read this.

BALLIN'!

I no longer feel... things. I'm 250 hours in and there is nothing left. An empty shell... hazing fresh spawns... trying to feel... something. I lost it one day when someone attacked my girlfriend with a knife. I managed to shoot him, but he didn't die. So I cuffed him, and then chopped him up slow with a machete. Paranoid? I have no idea what that feels like anymore. lol jk

I'm not your do not meddle in things tha- Wait wut?

I'm not your brother, amigo.

Buddy, Dude, Homie!

This is cool. I'm going to start asking people Canadian specific questions that only a true Canadian would know. Gotta give them a trick question like: "In which Canadian province is the the parliamentary igloo located?" or common sense questions like: "What is the politically correct name for 'Eskimos' in Canada?" Their reaction alone will tell you if they are Canadian or not. lol!

Remember the time Dean kept trolling the Eurogamer interviewer because he played 3PP? Yeah, it was hilarious as it sounds: "But DayZ hardcore mode, we want to be hardcore... So one day when you grow up, maybe you can try it out!" -Dean Hall http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adi5agLSRwk=share&t=1h42m50s

At least you're consistent in your ignorance. I'm going to call you Nancy Grace from now on, because I'm guessing you still think people on marijuana kill whole families.

I think it's fine the way it is.

'Dean-genics': Ridding the player base of scrubs and casuals with an announcement that was already made many many times prior. He is a brilliant man.

Rocket stated in a stream that heart attacks currently only happen when you are UNCONSCIOUS. Quote: "Mind you, at the moment, you only get the heart attack when you are unconscious." http://youtu.be/0PExkBTofho?t=10m59s