EvilScotsman1

"The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train" - Murphys Law. This is the safest way to play DayZ. Learn Murphys Law and abide by it. For example: I was Playing with my friend and we were pretty well kitted. I had just murdered a guy after he held up my mate for his L85A2 Holo. We ran north of Stary Sobor about 5 minutes and I came across a player. Not thinking, I took out my DMR and shot utter f*ck out of him. About 30 seconds after that, I ran through a barn only to find about 5 players all with the same clan tag as the guy I had killed with the DMR. Needless to say I ended up breathing through my man breasts.