Jex =TE= (DayZ)

"Look down asshole, you're standing on a satchel charge" Click.

You should have told him that you also have a box and it has everything he wants... and more.

LOL :)

I want L4D type zombie's. Ones that surround you and kill you. Ones that are deadly that when you're near them that you are shitting ur pants because if you aggro them you know that it could be the start of your demise. It's a zombie apocalypse NOT a survival game. The concentration should all be on the Zeds making you creep around towns and not running through them without a care in the world. I don't want stupid super eagle-eyed zombies that can spot you crawling from 300m away. I want to have to use cover, dart from building to building to keep myself hidden from them. To achieve this, their eyesight needs to be fixed, their numbers increased or their damaged increased or if you get hit you get infected and die in an hour.. I still say head-shots should kill them and you should be able to take out their legs with several shots and not the pathetic situation we have now where you don't even acknowledge the zombies coming after you other than to get annoyed with them. This is a Zombie Apocalypse Survival game, not a fucking deathmatch game, not a fucking survival "bear grylls" game, not a horde as much shit as you can game and not a how much of a dickhead can i be game.

You forgot the swingers class - people who have voice sex at night in the woods (As has been reported (but not verified) in some posts here before lol)

Sounds like a frustrated run 'n' gunner to me and since he mentioned black ops...oh dear..

Get rid of choppers altogether

The stand alone is leaning this way already.

Most if not all sniper kills over 1000m have been with 1 shot. It looks as though bullet damage drops 1000 for every 100m it travels?

What is with the weird fixation this community seems to have on fecal matter??

This. ACRE is a radio system and voice communication that integrates with TeamSpeak. This means that anyone using teamspeak to talk, once in game, will only be heard when they are near another player. Additionally, the 343 and 148 radios (And larger pack and vehicle radios) exist. The 343 is limited to about 1km, the 148 5km - all of which are affected by terrain. As you get to the max distance, comms become garbled. I cannot say enough what this does for the user experience. In dayz of course anyone could be listening so better make sure you have a code rubber duck :)

It's threads such as these that gave me the inspiration for my "Bees" thread

Yes- tying up other players lol

The problem with camo is that it looks fine and dandy when ur stood next to it but the moment you walk out the forest and turn back from 200m away it all stands out like a sore thumb.

Get rid of aircraft fullstop or make the forests not see through from the air. Can't do anything with the forests so get rid of em.

10 minutes is fine - you can't ghost then but it's not too long to wait if ur server empties or your PC crashes. Don't like waiting that long, go blame the assholes that cheat then.

An annoying buzzing sound? FPS wise bees kick ass!

Yes it's 3 and a half bees by four sunflowers

The Mod's been out 5 months now hasn't it? How long are games meant to last anyway - judging by the amount of moronic posts this forum generates every day I'm surprised it's been popular this long. Also, what does the amount of players have to do with anything. Are people unable to a) see a good game when they see it and b ) enjoy a game unless it has millions of fan users?

Yoda sees everything....well almost..mmm actually they were all pretty dumb not to know it was Palpatine - I take it all back. http://redlettermedia.com/plinkett/star-wars/star-wars-episode-1-the-phantom-menace/

OK we now need BeeZ - Bee Warfare like you've never seen "bee"fore - haha geddit? Beefore lmao!

Hey fuck you I made my Bees thread first. My bees are coming to kick your bees asses! >:(

Can we build bee hives and keep bees and then after a while the bees become friendly with the hive owner and he can use them to sting people? Also he can tie little messages to their backs to send to other players? Stung people start screaming out so it'll be like a early warning system. Oh and can we have string so I can make a baked bean can phone to talk to my friends with?

Honey from my bees lol Yes I didn't think about protective clothing. That could be found.....oh fuck me, MONKEYS!! can we have Monkeys as well? They could swing through the trees and we could swing with them. Remember Indian Jones and the Crystal Skull? We could have monkey friends to swing through the trees in Chernarus and make tarzan impressions. The possibilities are endless and yes I am so bored....

When's the funeral service for this thread being held again?