Jex =TE= (DayZ)

It's true, I met a guy on US 265 who met a guy on US 271 who had just left US 123 and he found out there that was true!

Fix the friggin respawn rates!!!! Seriously wtf is the problem with the zombie respawns (and they still spawn right on top of you sometimes as well). What is it , like every 30 fucking seconds they respawn? From where!? The broken legs would be more manageable IF you allowed morphine injectors to show up inland rather than just the hospitals. If you want to play the zombies as they are, and not work the engine, they need to be fixed. If the zeds are meant to be a part of the game - then how is it I can run through every town, village, airfield, dance cirlces around the zombies, run backwards zig zagging and laughing at them as I play the Benny Hill theme tune out my mic, run in between them or run around a car so it ends up with me trying to catch them!? Then when I'm bored I run through a house or a few trees, circle back around to a near empty area so i can loot. If I try to play it as it's intended, they see me prone from fucking miles away and of course you can't hit them till they're right on top of you and ur on the floor with nowhere to go (and standing up takes forever). The zombie model is flawed big time but I think that's the fault of the engine, not the mod.

We are in a released, stand alone game or do you think DayZ is a full game being developed on it's own or, a mod being developed in a stand alone fully working game already?

I'm not angry I just pointed out that his/her post was dumb since s/he was referring to battle-eye which IS NOT under alpha testing. As to my post, it is correct so why don't you try reading before u make urself look like an idiot. What did I say in my post that is incorrect?

Since hacking is still obviously rampant then I would have to say no, they haven't done nearly enough quickly enough to fix the issue.

WTF? I was replying to ur post u idiot, lol

You k..k..k...killed 600 terrorists!! :blink:

Wow that's like the Dayz forums but succinct like. I personally hate the "it's only an alpha!" one and nice to see these forums have such a good rep!

Odd.... He's off to play BF3 and doesn't realise Arma2 is a FPS military game but only better? Well thank fuck for that, phew *wipes brow* that was a close one guys he almost stuck around... Also discrepancies,. He bought the game recently I'm assuming since he posted today and yet global chat has been gone for months and he highlights that as one of his main reasons for quitting along with hacking (and tbh - I've yet to experience any hacking though I don't doubt it's out there on those pussy recruit and veteran servers ;))

Considering the sales this Mod has generated, which probably outstrip the original sales of Arma2 by a long shot (in the time it's been out), I would think BIS would be putting in a fuck-ton more resources into DayZ considering the potential revenue to be earned. I said months ago the arma engine was shit for this (and it's shit in general) and a lot of people bitched at me. Funny how people are now siding with "make it a standalone, change the engine!"

We're not testing the alpha of Battle eye you nonce, we're alpha testing the dayz mod. BIS have done fuck all with regards to stop hacking though I notice since july 15, 11000 cheaters have been globally banned. The hacker's showed up when arma strted hitting record sales 3 or 4 years AFTER the game was released and now BIS don't know what to do about it.

Having acquired a good amount of gear, me and a mate headed up there. So we're being careful and started checking the hangers. One after another we get nothing other than crap you'd get anywhere else. Zombies seem to see us from further away when we're crawling so all we end up doing is wasting a bunch of ammo and die. The zeds just kept respawning and every building we checked was tin cans, bandages and ammo. Am i missing something? There wasn't one weapon, no coyote backpack, nothing worth going up there for the amount of zeds and waste of ammo. I'm not bothered about dying, we knew the risks and that was that but we were literally the only 2 guys on the server (maybe 1 other guy). Does the amount of players on a server dictate the amount of gear you might find? Also another really weird thing, My 2 mates I'm playing with now have a revolver and a 1911 - when I use these pistols one shot kills a zed, they need 3 or 4 shots? (Lol, our 2nd mate just reached our dead bodies only to have them literally disappear when he walked up to them - timing!) J.

Thanks Guys. I am updated to the latest patch afaik (using 6 launcher - as are my mates so we're all on the same version). If I use a Revolvers or M1911 - I shoot them anywhere and they die in one shot. So my game is bugged somehow then. Thanks for the advice on moving everything out of the hangars but with the amount of fucking zombie respawns I'm not sure I can be arsed with it.

Wait a sec we Brits use the same measuring as the Yanks and I thought most of Europe used Fahrenheit (we use Celsius). We used to have pints, now litres and no doubt we'll lose miles at some point. It does make a country dumber if u make their maths easier though ;)

There's some "expert" servers that have 3rd person and crosshairs on, according to the difficulty rating on Six Launcher at any rate. Not really sure what constitutes expert. Most Vet servers have 3rd person but really they need to get rid of x-hairs since they'll show player names through buildings and shit like that which is tantamount to a wallhack. I've been sticking to Expert, no 3rd person and lower count servers (Like max players 25) - haven't seen a hint of a script kiddie yet but then the server's never at full capacity.

This video had better suck my dick

I get that graphic glitch but I can't ever fix it - only ever happens in Dayz.

lol

That's a winning argument right there! :)

Ummmm..... the guy was 200m away and stationary - what was so impressive about this exactly?

Why did u make a video of urself masturbating on a hill side?

In a nutshell, yes.

Chuck Norris tried to go to Green Mountain once but it ran away and hid from him. Chuck found green mountain and took it way back in time to an area in the North America's where head-butted the mountain, pummeling it into the ground until it was no more. Some say Mr Norris went to far and today that area is called "Death Valley" which lies 300 feet below sea level.

Map grid coordinates are universal, along the corridor and up the stairs (Funny that's how I was taught it as well). GPS coordinates may differ however but how do u transpose that in game without causing confusion? Maybe they kept it simple, maybe there's differing models and ways GPS give coordinates. The US army, British Army (and i would suggest a great many more do) use map coords of along then up. Now as for who's the biggest asshole its most of you out there. You don't need to belong to a nation to be a collosal prick...you just have to be a prick.

lol aye it would be a bitch - actually it would be more than that - all that work to get it fixed and then boom! I'll retract that - leave the stinger out of it!