Judas666

I joined a lot of server having a very decent ping, but still having desync, I was wondering what causes Desync, is it my connection or the server itself?

Do permanent night servers exist in DayZ Standalone? Like servers that are at night and high populated.

For some reason I spawned naked under a bridge, and this has happened twice to me now, is this a new thing? New kind of spawn-thingy where you spawn naked?

what do you mean by unstable?

Can you give me any IPs for RP servers? Can't find a decent one.

I was alone and yes I spawned at Vybor, naked, no pants, no shirt, no shoes. It happened to me back then, but it was a different bridge.

I encountered a hacker who shot me 40 times and missed. but I died in the end, he walked through walls and floats like a little pussy ass motherfucker.

Removing shoes and decreasing the sound you fucking make when you walk or run. But the effects of not having shoes still works.

I can't quite skin people, I'm just stuck there after I picked the skin and quarter option. Is there a bug or something? Did they remove cannibalism in the game?

Ohhh, okay so I'll just try and try until I get the flesh. Does it work with the machete?

Most of the machetes I used were worn or damaged, but never ruined. Maybe it doesn't work on machetes, I haven't tried using a knife.

Why can't I gut people? I mean I tried using a machete, after the animation I'm just stuck there, kneeling near the body, doing nothing and nothings coming up. Guess I wanna try that kind of playstyle, where you fuckin' eat people and shit.

They should fix the glitch in the game, I mean glitching gives advantages to a player, it's a lot like hacking to me.

Is this thing where zombies are not a one hit kill with an axe, is it a bug or is it permanent? Cuz it's kind a annoying.

Well, how can I fix this problem, it's not affecting the things I do in game, but I wanted to opptimize my game. Any help? :(

Didn't work :(

Didn't work :( any more suggestions?

this is just epic.

This is why you should be scared of a new spawn. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8tIJYYG2Kw

wow johns a dick. It'd be totally a game changer. But still it'll increase team work against zombies.

Don't really know, just looks like it'd make a lot of recoil.

DEGTYREV PAKHOTNY This one too! loud as fuck too. And wild goddamn recoil, unless your prone on the ground.

(PPSH1A) This thing, but make it loud as fuck. and the recoil must be high when fired automatically.

the bunny just doesn't give a fuck about the apocalypse.

It actually happens in real life, I mean you should try going out at night and bringing a flashlight and shining it on one of the stray cats, they're scary as fuck with them glowing eyes.