Wazza

You will go blind if you dont stop mastur...ohhhh, master update.. sorry.. i am no help

im tired but i like talking about cans...

Baaaaaa

120: We killed that sheep because we needed food, not because 'it was better than what the Aussie was going to do to it'. I think you might find its the kiwis that ' do things' to the sheep..... A funny list indeed

I love a nice set of cans.... name them what you like

i enjoying drinking Canadian Club if that helps anyone

Hi guys i downloaded/installed this and joined a server but after about 1 or 2 minutes of running in game i get the" you were kicked from server" message. Tried 2 different servers.. Same thing happened on both servers. If the ping is too high for a server will they just kick with this message or is it a specific high ping kick? I really wanted to give this a go. Oh and i tried a normal Chernarus server and no issues there..

Man... why didnt you finish it with a ' bro'? that would have made me lolz

freakin dieing.. i hate that... cant they patch that as well?

Has anybody requested snapping turtles for the swamp? Swamp boats? Hover Craft with lasers?

Ahh good old Brisneyland...

I apologise.. my post was of no assistance whatsoever....

Holy freakin dogs balls !!!1 Not #84.. Sorry mate..you're screwed

Im sorry but all of you are already dead....

i almost wept....

To keep the vacuum running properly the filters need to be cleaned and changed occasionally so as not to clog it up, so i agree mate... Also for the post title i believe spell check should also be trialled.

Maybe they just use the fresh spawns as target practice...less risk than firing on a fully geared player... also requires less nuts..

I have had a similar experience as the OP. I dont think i have been killed as much on any other map as i have in Origins...Cant we all just be friends?

i cant believe how cheap this is

Spinal Tap...

OK so i want to have cutting fingernails in as well cause they grow long in real life and what about hair cuts? Its game dude.. If you want more realism..live real life... Sorry man im tired.. No harm meant..

Not sure if legit or pedobear...

Surely they have got most stuff sorted for the standalone and dont need anymore of our 'helpful/bullshit' ideas... If you didnt read my first line because it was too long then i agree with the OP

Tip your waiters.. im here all week but not all there

Thats what i told my wife.. once.. from what i remember..