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Wazza

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  1. Wazza

    Poison

    Blah blah blah bandits..blah blah Its an Alpha..blah blah blah Realism..Blah blah blah hackers killed me and so on and so on.. This is not the post you're looking for.. move along
  2. I vote Neeeeigh for ponies.... sorry
  3. "Don't be annoying. I will tell you right now, if we end up not liking you, you can expect a bullet to the face and a quick trip back to the coastline." Pick me pick me !
  4. Wazza

    Why I'll now hack, dupe, and DC

    Do you need a hug?
  5. Im on night work mate..that crap just dribbles out when im tired..right now ..im really tired.. ;)
  6. DayZ already runs on the tears of us players, it doesnt need a Cry Engine.. :(
  7. Drugs are baaaad mmmk... if you do drugs your baaad.. mmmk.. So dont do drugs..mmmmmmk..
  8. I was Level Chuck Norris and then i got respawned to the coast. May i please have previous character profile reinstated?
  9. Wazza

    Simple but effective

    Your friendly forums just left that way -------->
  10. Wazza

    OMFG Rocket!!!

    Use the forum to say ignore the forum..Someones been drinking bath water again..
  11. Wazza

    A few years after DayZ

    I think its hug time for you... cool story though thanks
  12. And thats the case for the prosecution your honour.... Good work
  13. Wazza

    Gunshot noise

    And for this you receive a gold star... keep up the good work
  14. Wazza

    Need Medical Assistance? We can help.

    I had a chuckle when I tried to help someone yesterday with a blood bag and morphine. I was issued with hatchet to the head while giving a blood transfusion.. giggity giggity.. enjoy the blood bags my friend..whoever you are/were. This must happen a fair amount to you medics. Good times.
  15. It wipes the lotion on its skin
  16. Humans are a Virus.... anyone? anyone?
  17. Wazza

    Day Z Urban Legends

    Apparently there are these bad people called Bandits in this game.. I think i read that somewhere...
  18. Wazza

    A hunt gone bad

    Dragons?
  19. Wazza

    Umm

    Last night when i played on a US server Cherno was on fire.. Is that what happens when they nuke the place/server? It would be funny seeing the plane fly over though.. hang on..no..it is bad.. Disregard previous line..
  20. Wazza

    Is It Impossible to Run From Zombies?

    Run up a big hill and if they follow then run back down it and the Zombies usually do a big jump and die...Worked for me a few times
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