uglyboy

Roll a bus ticket into a cone and apply it to the W key in a way that the base gets stuck under the adiacent keys

Still leaking after we repaired everysingle piece to "green" including all glass, hithull, hitmiss, hitavionics etc.... EDIT: i like how my member title is Helicopter Hunter :D

"Can anybody shoot me painkillers?"

M16a2, headshots at 300m, hit at 500m quite easily once you're familiar with it, the iron sights are the best ingame.

Have you thought that if there are more than 1 developer MAYBE they have different skillset and the one with the script-coding skills works on bugs and stuff, the others works on adding bear traps and related nonesense? And if there's really just 1, i imagine while he wait for the feedback from the closed test on the bug fix he made yesterday, he works on adding more stuff. That's how development goes.

Meanwhile in the troubleshotting section: " My character just wont take a dump, i tried everything should i be worried?"

Claymores add you saftey if you are a loner! Safety for a sniper.. and carry on! And second of all it makes you think check the entrance before entering claymores add a new aspect of awareness into the game! that what it adds! On the downside yes there will be duping of them' date=' they will be everywere in all the airfields, major cities, Stary etc. But nevertheless I like the idea to add claymores to the mod! Dupers can go fck themselfs! [/quote'] Dupers will most likely fck you when you enter a building to escape a train of zombie and blow up to pieces, or want to climb on a deer stand and blow up to pieces, or find a camp and blow up to pieces, or when you are carefully going around a minefield and a zombie spawn in that exact moment in the middle of it and you both blow up to pieces...

There is a save option for a reason, always save your vehicle.

Time: 17.00 GMT+2 Hacker gave everyone RPG with 20 OG-7 FRAG warheads and made everyone dance at random times, i believe some guy also got blown up by a GBU. I already disposed of the RPG ofc.

Go back to the server you were that time, there are some server that still have the "you are here" icon enabled.

Why did you run in the open field if you knew there were snipers? You're lucky most of the "bandits" out there have a twitchy trigger.

Yeah, this is from yesterday.

What do you know about that hotfix being "tiny"? How would you know that there's no reason he can't make such hotfix? Are you stalking him? And yes there are people that are unable to play right now, but i'm wondering what were they doing before they knew about dayz? Maybe they can do some more of that while they wait for the patch. Big deal. I read the damn forums you fool. The moderator Vipeax said that only a tiny hotfix for the hive is required. Not the full god damn 1.7.2 patch. But they decided to include it into 1.7.2 so that they dont update twice, since 1.7.2 should have come a week ago. How neat for them. The story is too long to write about He also said that: So the hotfix itself may as well be simple, but it does require the patch 1.7.2 to work.

What do you know about that hotfix being "tiny"? How would you know that there's no reason he can't make such hotfix? Are you stalking him? And yes there are people that are unable to play right now, but i'm wondering what were they doing before they knew about dayz? Maybe they can do some more of that while they wait for the patch. Big deal.

Run in reverse until the zombie stop to perform its attack animation, hit shift to walk and mash the left mouse button, you don't really need to "aim" to hit something that's 2m from you, you don't even need to stop, release the shift key and keep running and rinse and repeat until all the zeds are dead, took me my first 15 minutes in the mod to understand this.