squishy1996

Some guy said he wanted Morphine in NWAF, and naturally, me and a friend, being inquisitive fools, went. Now, you probably know how this is going to end. You sir are wrong. We went to the west side and watched the fire station with binoculars. We spotted the guy "Who shot him". But then, the guy we were there to help pops up on the very top of the fire station. We just knew it was a trap. My friend snuck around the back while I watched them, with my Double-Barrel Shotgun at hand, preparing to take random pot shots. My friend got into the fire station so I sprinted across unopposed and started unloading on zombies. I then climbed the ladder around the back, headshotted the first guy, and then grenade spammed the top of the tower. He was dead. We celebrated, we taunted, and we of course received rage from both victims of our genius plan. We even posed on top of the fire station for a mandatory screenshot. We were happy, like children, surrounded by zombies and bodies. I ran across to the northern barracks, as my friend had gone that way. I saw him running towards me, so I stopped. It wasn't him. My non-combat stupid death has to be when me and the same friend had a Hilux, full of SVD Camos and DMRs, that we'd "Acquired" from a bandit's car who was sniping at cherno, (who stores 2 of the same gun in one place? Really?) and we were flooring it away in the Hilux. I can remember saying "Wow. We're doing great" to him, as we had already had a bounty of loot from various sources, and even had an aeroplane joy ride ending in an extreme base jump onto Solnichy petrol station. I then crashed into a fence. 5 seconds later, it explodes. End of 24 day life. It was only at Prigo though. No biggy,