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Demophon

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  1. Demophon

    I'm physiologically instable

    I spelled physiologically correct, I just meant psychologically... Thanks for the comment though :beans:
  2. Demophon

    life's a drag then you die

    Holy crap.
  3. Demophon

    I'm physiologically instable

    Holy shit, you're a brony and a Grammar-Nazi. A.) I didn't shoot him this time, but yes I do shoot people (Cry me a river) B.) Spelling. If I gave a fuck, would that make a difference?
  4. Demophon

    I'm physiologically instable

    They could respawn then, but it could be a good way of seeing if they are cowards
  5. Demophon

    I'm physiologically instable

    It was a private hive :D
  6. Demophon

    Does the gun make me a bad person?

    Sorry this has nothing to do with DayZ... but.. Is it normal that I read everything you right in a Borat accent? I LOVE IT :beans:
  7. Demophon

    How do i fix wrong cd key?

    Buy a new one? - If a hacker has taken yours then that's your only action
  8. But seriously, a good story 8 Heinz out of 10
  9. Demophon

    Vanilla experience

    The only problem with DayZ at the moment is vanilla public hives are filled with hoppers and farmers; When you go over to private hives there are like 500 vehicles, start with 50 calibas and gold revolvers and over all it's just shit! This is something that needs to be adressed
  10. I do believe the plan is to have a defect for being a bandit, for example; you become this cannibal un-human creature The point i'm trying to get accross is: (I'm not good at things like this leave me be!) So yeah it would be something like this: Hero on the far left - Survivor in the middle - Bandit Golem Thing to the right - Zombie to the far right
  11. "Exit the game to go climb Everest" That's hilarious ahaha!
  12. Demophon

    i hate cowardly incompetent fools

    Jesus Christ! Are you some tormented serial killer!? Killing is killing but, you turned into something more than that. I'm such an idiot in DayZ, and what? He deserved it, yes, that's that. But you kinda tortured that poor soul before you killed him :/ You can trust me, Demophon "Hero"
  13. Demophon

    An act of evil?

    Unless you're killing people in real life. I have no issues :D
  14. I went with this group of Heroes, they gave me a lift. The car stopped next to a lake, they went to refil their water bottles. I just got out of the car with my Saw, and just mowed all 4 of them down. You can trust me -Demophon (Hero)
  15. Demophon

    Bandit Help Needed

    This thread was hilarious But in all seriousness, I think banditry is a game played on it's own.
  16. You could watch the actual event here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drbj8EQihlg&feature=youtu.be Or.. Listen to my text post... Either way is good for me. So it was a day like any other, salty sea air, chilly environment, and elektro was under a siege of DMR shells, pistol firing and a lot more... I heard news over the side communication, people told bad things of this place... Murder, theft, betrayal... Having no other place to go I decided to take my chances and if worse came to worse I could try I different spawn. On my way into Elektro I spot a bandit holding a Sniper rifle, moving about on the hill they call "Hill of the Snipers". Unarmed and undecided I went to check for any sort of weapon to kill the Bastard with... Nothing.. Not even one of those crowbars to smash his brains with, still scavanging supplies I here a friendly "Hello" from a Hero with multiple weapons. I greet him and we decide to check out the sniper and try to kill him to share his loot. We make our way to the hill to the site of the Unfriendly sniper all we hear is the sound of flies and the site of a dead bandit with High value loot. Coyote, Rangefinders, NVG's the LOT. We start sharing the loot but for some reason the Hero stops looting turns towards me and unloads 2 bullets into my skull.. Then, Karma strikes.. Another sniper guns the hero down right in front of me, killing him instantly. We respawn and me knowing that he murdered me asked him to explain himself.. "The sniper got us both dude!" I relook over the footage.. Nope. The hero definitely murdered me without a doubt. Calling his bullshit, I threaten to upload it to youtube and he taunts me anyway, after a while I get murdered by a zombie and get another Elektro spawn, me thinking of the loot decide to check out the place of death, to my luck there the body is in addition to another one with another set of Range finders. I gloat this triumph and add it to my video! Being a bandit.. Never pays off! Thanks for reading!
  17. I understand that you shouldn't trust everyone in DayZ but in a rare occasion like this, it can turn the bast of players into selfish whores! ;)
  18. I was hoping that we were going to split the loots as soon as we got out of the dangerous area... Apparently not :P Also, i'm not going to murder a hero over loot that we both found... not how I roll but how he's rolls is different
  19. I only uploaded it to prove that Leroy killed me, I didn't want to have to deal with him or his buddies trying to justify it. It's just proof, no entertainment at all
  20. Do you have a Mic? : Yes Do you have Teamspeak or Skype? : Yes and yes How old are you? : 15, 16 in a couple of weeks Whats your play style? : Medic, Hero, Will bandit if asked of, but mainly firendly What experience do you have with DayZ and Arma 2? : I've been playing DayZ since November, I'm very up-to-date with the arma engine as I've played lots of Wasteland too Whats your timezone? : GMT 000 - London
  21. Demophon

    Your dumbest/embarassing Bandit stories.

    I had a go at being a bandit a while back... Don't being hating. So me and my friend were at NWAF, looting as you do. We go to south barracks my friend finds an M16 ACOG we both proceed to the hangars to check for loot. Some how we get split up and I head for the first hangar to find who I thought was my friend since he had the same gun and same clothes as him, me being dumb I spot the coyote backpack and tell my friend over skype "Nice coyote, man". He replies "I don't have a coyote".. I freeze, a voice over direct say "Hey ready to go?" (I think he thought I was his friend.). Then a bandit comes from behind and I get murdered... Ahh derp ;)
  22. Demophon

    Where are all the devblogs?

    An update!!! Thanks rocket!
  23. Demophon

    How Did You First Become a Bandit?

    The trick is, make people believe that you're friendly. Stupid? No actually. Tones in your voice makes the victim not feel threatened, then when the opportunity is right, when you are fighting off zombies. Stick him up, start shouting, shooting close to him "PUT YOUR WEAPONS ON THE GROUND" and things like "I WILL HAVE NO REGRETS". Doing repeatedly that will make them panic and if they don't comply... You know the drill soldier. It's an eat or be eaten world. Choose your fate..
  24. Demophon

    Tell me your best kill...

    Me and my friend had died recently and I had lost everything. We took this chance to meet up, scavenge all we could from Electro and head to green mountain for an abandoned jeep or alike. We made the 5 KM trip on foot talking about what we could do when we get this jeep.. Sadly we ran up to green mountain but there was nothing there, feeling down, me and my friend walked the long route to Stary. My freind asks "Do you hear that?" We both ducked and hid behind a bush while the revs of a car engine came down the road and deviated to the left following another road, I looked at my map and saw that the way it had taken was a dead end and since it was a small road vehicle it wouldn't be able to go very fast off road. Me, being a hero, decided that we should check it out and ask for a lift. We follow the road down and the car had pulled over... I looked around and saw 3 figures moving about, I turned and stood up, Typing in chat "Hey. Guys in MyshKino! Any chance me and my buddy could have a lift". They scanned around and one saw me, they opened fire, I rolled behind a tree and my friend went around and suppressed fire, Another car engine started, a pickup. I decided to take it since they weren't friendly, I peaked behind a tree and shot the windows of the pickup. A guy popped out I shot him in the neck, chest and head.. He was dead instantly. I looked about, The gun fire stopped, Thinking where the other 2 guys went, a guy with a face like my friends popped out and I said over skype, "Nice dance! Where'd you get that gun?" He replies, "I'm over by the car" My face goes pale and I shoot killing him instantly. The third guy crawled over and my friend finished him with an SVD pop to the face. "Good Night" Us heroes risk our lives to help people in need, but if you fuck with us, expect a comeback
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