DoothBaby

So the other day I was playing DayZ on a random server at 2 AM, and I spawned along the coast of Cherno... These bandits were patrolling the area in two UAZs and they were taking hostages, I was fortunate enough to get caught by them and be able to tell this epic story. There were 5 of us, and we were hauled into to a Hangar where they dropped a flare on the ground because it was super dark, and they sat there and watched us. Then I heard gunshots... The bandits ran out side and seen where they came from, a guy named BlotsTaters whom was also captive with me, leaned towards the flare and turned it off... The bandits came back in, and were shouting at us "WHO THE FUCK TOOK THE FLARE!?" and then they put another one down, and to my surprise Blots was no long next to me. One of the bandits said "Dude, we are missing a hostage..." and they started screaming at us. They asked another hostage named "BabyPit" if he knew where the guy went. (BabyPit and BlotsTaters were captured together so they suspected they were in TeamSpeak) BabyPit legged it out the door, and layed prone in the grass. All the bandits gathered outside as they shot him. They looked around, and were cussing because a UAZ was missing. They told us to line up outside, and were going to do a search for Blots. Next thing you know, I hear sniper shots... I was startled by them and jumped out of my computer chair. I look on my screen, and all the bandits were dead. Then I saw Blots... He began to approach us hostages. There was still one bandit alive with a broken leg, and he was rolling around in confusion, and cussing. He was armed with a pistol and started firing at the hostages, he shot one hostage but did not kill him. Blots pulled out his secondary and shot the guy until he passed out. Blots said "You fucked with the wrong guy... I am going to give you morphine and patch you up, but when you get up I want you to drop all your weapons or I will fuck you up." This guy was PISSED. So after the guy was patched up, he dropped his guns. Then Blots made another command, he told him to go in the hangar. The guy did just that... And then Blots told us to pick up a weapon that the bandits dropped... I went out and picked up a Ak47, and a M9 Supressed. He asked the bandit where their base is. The bandit refused to answer... Blots told us on the count of 3 to shoot this ass hole. We all shot him, and left him there for the zombies to fester on. Blots then rode off into the night in his new UAZ. Ever since then, all bandits in the server rally up hunting for blots each day at night. They have yet to find him, but when he kills a bandit he leaves two empty cans by the corpse to show that it is his work. He is believed to go on different servers but he is seen mostly on server:208.115.109.122 Some say Blots is just a myth, and that anyone in a server named "BlotsTaters" is just some impostor But I seen him I know he is real. I too have been trying to find him, I still have yet to properly thank him for saving me from losing my 28 day char...