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Everything posted by JeffDetroit
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Take a peek at Track IR 5 as well. For around $150 you can have a "controller" for your in-game head movements.
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**Planet F8L** New Server US
JeffDetroit replied to SaraMichelle's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
Rabid, I definitely did NOT survive that road-block. It was fun. I shouldn't honk my horn so much! Attracts bullets! This afternoon I fishing boated into Cherno attracting the fire from a blue van (he missed multiple times!) and a lookie loo from a helicopter. Guess anyone who dares to pilot a fishing boat is either plum crazy, or... plum crazy. That's me! -
Planet F8L Is starting *fresh*
JeffDetroit replied to SaraMichelle's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
Planet F8L's Admins really care about their player's entertainment level. If you're looking for action or a group, they'll point you in the right direction, if you want to lone-wolf it, they'll leave you be too! Add to this that they are constantly running all sorts of fun events: hunts, hunger games, scavenger hunts, hostage situations and plenty more to come. This server is a fun fun place to call home. See you there! -
Episode 15, Nooby McNoob Adjusts the Gamma: http://db.tt/GbqCMqVQ Only four panels, but sometimes six is too much. Besides, I have to get ready for my medieval fight practice. Full armor, helm, shield, full-contact. Society for Creative Anachronism. Google it.
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"Frankie" ... "hacks" hmmmm you know, that was a completely random choice of names... (ahem)
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I guess it all depends upon where the honeymoon will be (and if my wife doesn't mind). Heh heh, glad you're enjoying the comics. So far I've been keeping up the rate of about one per day. Doing them completely from the cellphone makes it convenient.
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Episode 15, Nooby McNoob visits Fred's Base: http://db.tt/xVfLYtES
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**Planet F8L** New Server US
JeffDetroit replied to SaraMichelle's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
I was riding in my black gaz, and suddenly came to a bus "parked" across the road. Being a courteous citizen I approached to see if I could lend some assistance. Next thing I know I'm being fired upon! Jeez, so my tires being shot up to ribbons, I decided I'd leave 'em with a POS gaz damaged beyond repair for their troubles and kept ramming it into the side of their "road block" -
Episode 14, Nooby McNoob is in a Tight Fix: http://db.tt/LI90eioE Everyone have a DayZ weekend!
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I like low FPS, I feel as if I'm Steve Austin in one of those Bionic Man running sequences!
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Episode 13. Ned and Nooby take on some Bandits: http://db.tt/t7NeiM3B
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**Planet F8L** New Server US
JeffDetroit replied to SaraMichelle's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
Is it true that Admin F8L3RROR is making killer chickens? Is that why the server was down? To add in the chickens? -
Episode 12 - Nooby McNoob is Friendly, Real Friendly: http://db.tt/1x4VbfQ3 Enjoy!
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I guess, for the sake of remaining in the good graces of Battle Eye, you're NOT allowed to move!
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Elf Cakes: Perhaps, but you must admit, that text usage is quite eye catching... good contrast, clear text layout...
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I'd trade you a crate of grenades if you'd just take English lessons!
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Happened to me. But the fix that worked was going to DayZ Commander, and RELOAD your DayZ Mod Update.
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Why don't we call them "Zombie Swarms" - somehow it seems more representative of a group of flesh eaters.
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What?! No Ice Cream trucks?!
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You were kicked off the game - No reason
JeffDetroit replied to krutax's topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting
I'm praying for you right now... (did it work?) Hmmmm Let me invoke the powers of Grey Skull.... -
Join the Bloodred Community! Our server is ranked 11th in the world!
JeffDetroit replied to KermitBloodred's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
Sorry, but I don't go on servers whose ranking is a prime number. You may think that I'm being a little picky, but actually, prime numbers are evil. -
Hilarious! When he sleeps off his drunk, he won't even realize someone sharpie markered his face!
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Heh heh, dude, the error codes don't mean anything! Well, actually, they do, kind of... I plugged the text of one DayZ error message into Google and it gave me a fantastic recipe for chili con carne... really, it was delicious!
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Can you take stuff OFF of vehicles?
JeffDetroit replied to Ghoul_Life's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Taking parts off vehicles? I do it all of the time. catalytic converters; stereos; fancy GPSes you name it! Don't forget to check the armrest enclosures, there's usually an Ipod in there as well. Happy to be of assistance! -
Nah, no worries mate, you can store all kinds of prime gear in that flay tent: Pancakes; folded handerchiefs; CD's (what are those?); crushed dreams and hopes; a flounder... Actually, flat tents are quite useful because they're easier to conceal!