Techercizer

Wait, we can't take dumps in Day Z yet? What the hell have I been doing in the bushes for an hour?

Don't be stupid, we're not lab rats. Lab rats have to be fed and watered, or put down humanely; we're something even lower on the food chain: playtesters.

And you wonder why your posts keep getting "banned"?

I think this mod is too much for OP. He obviously didn't read the requirements list before downloading.

There's major, sometimes game-breaking issues in the alpha version of a mod? Good, now go throw yourselves into them to collect data.

Go change your pants.

tap the right mouse button.

Look OP: I don't judge, and some of my close friends are furs, so I hope you won't take it the wrong way when I say that people mistaking you for one kind of comes with the territory of having an avatar like that. You can't really blame people for trying to identify you by your avatar; it's the internet forum equivalent of a headshot.

Anecdote time. One time, when I was living in my old house outside Elektro, I thought I heard footsteps outside. I looked over to the window, and there was a human head poking just out of the bottom looking right at me that ducked down after a timeless moment of mutual staring. I knew from the tension in that moment: he was here to kill me. My house was one of the standard enterable one-room-one-hallway log houses. I dived for cover under the window in the living room so he couldn't shoot me through the glass, lay there on the floor with the gun pointed at the door, and I waited. I heard him creeping around the house crouched and prone. Sometimes just for short periods as he messed up a silent walk, sometimes just moving around. He ran away and ran back several times, some times he even ran off, fired a shot, and snuck back. I never stopped pointing my gun at the doorway, even as I got more and more tired. Eventually, after 20 minutes of silence after hearing him go away again, I decided he wasn't out there any more. When got up, I realized I'd been sitting in a pile of loot for god knows how long, right in the middle of my chest; my would-be assaulter had spawned it in right under me by leaving and re-entering the area.

I've had loot instantly spawn in front of before, but it's been related to other players entering the area.

Don't game on a laptop. Build your own PC or accept that your economic gaming capabilities will be limited. Don't buy a desktop either; that's a BS move that will overcharge you and leave you without the experience to care for your machine.

I used to love the M1911. Then I gave the revolver a try.

Error level analysis says first image is shopped, but the two small blue dots in both images don't trip any flags. Might be because they're too small. Might be because they're a part of the original shot. Not that I believe OP's "story" is true for a second.

You don't need a SSD, but upgrading to a 500 series card will get you a lot more punch if you're willing to spring for that.

For those of you interested: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strawman

Some audio roadbumps, but good testing and a good video. Would like to see more. Some people think it's a myth that can impacts can send other players into shock (they can). I've heard they can also knock other players unconscious, but am not sure how. Is it true that different bullet impact locations on the body do different amounts of damage? Does a zombie take 2 makarov bullets to the chest but three to the toe? What about players? Does hitting a cow hurt your car? What about zombies? Rabbits? Can the Ural really take down every kind of tree without taking any damage at all? Can you reload the gun on a Huey? These are some things my mates and I are puzzled about. I've heard both sides of them on these forums; they could make good myths for testing.

Christ, a lot of people strutting around on their high horses in here. So many posters walk in here like they have a right to tell people when they can and can't check a building again. You have no right to say what "should" and "shouldn't" exist, and there will always be ways for informed players to find advantages over uninformed ones, because information is power. By all means, disagree with loot farming, but don't act like it's anything more than your opinion. Equating this to mechanics that have actually been identified as exploitative is hyperbolic hate-mongering that only serves to dilute the seriousness of said issues.

How about instead of relying on programs to tell you what you can and can't run (and then getting all surprised when they fail to handle every detail), you just look up the performance requirements, then use your system specs and knowledge of the game to tell you where your bottlenecks are and whether you've got what it takes? I'm so sick of this generation expecting their programs and apps and bookfaces to do everything for them. Learn a little about your machine.

Yeah, someone should drive all the way out to a location you designate just to pick up your lazy ass up and totally not just get shot in the face and jacked. Don't like walking? Stay in the same place or go play a game with fast-travel.

Hopping is pretty much the opposite of farming. It's a hyper-extension of nomadic ideals contrasted against a sedentary system of item aquisition.