jdtherocker

So I was playing with my friend on a private hive and we decided to hit the firestation in our already beaten up car (missing windshield), we turn to go to the hospital and suddenly I hear a bang of a dmr and my friends character screams. I speed up not knowing where the shot came from (sniper was prone and I was driving first person). I hear another shot and my friends character dies. As I run to the hospital for cover, I notice a rifle above me and another shot takes out my cars tires preventing me from escaping. I press up against the side of the building And I switch from my pistol (m1911) and pull out my m16a2(with the grenade launcher), I load a green smoke grenade into it, back up a foot and I let it fly. I get it on the roof obscuring the view of the sniper. I quickly take out 2 zombies and walk up to the ladder. I climb up and he's waiting on the other side. I sneak up behind him open his backpack and much to my glee he has a crossbow and I have bolts. I quickly switch my main weapon to it and let the bolt fly into his head. He dies instantly and I pick up his dmr and fire all its ammo and then leave it with his body on the roof. Turns our he was waiting for a "ride" and was going to repair our car. I left our car too as a gift, but I made sure to take out another tire (he had one spare) and leave the engine running...

I have no video recording software :P

To bad shaving blades cant be used like a knife otherwise I would of slashed him with that :P

Greetings all, I started a series of player interviews in another game I played but I wanted to try it out here. The whole premise is to ask well known players (on the forums, cant interview people only known in game who never visits the forum) about how they play the game and for advice as well as opinions and a few stories! let me know what you think and who you would want to be interviewed (was thinking of starting with gews)

/title Seriously, its pretty sad how many times I have died by accidentally pressing v instead of c while on a building attempting to crouch but to my demise I find myself screaming "nooooooo!" into my mic as my character dramatically falls to his death. please tell me I'm not the only one who does this!

hang on praying... 1011010010101001101110101001012

Drink mountain dew right away or risk the curse.

just press w again sometimes it happens to me but when i press that movement key again he stops moving :L

I think it was from the old menu where you could see your exact blood, they would take a hit and see how much it was reduced by :L

/title if you cut it a little too close you bleed real fast :( any tips on how to pass a bandit without shooting him or slashing his back with a hatchet without him noticing me?

tried that once it actually worked...he laughed so hard he spared my life

Are you volunteering? XD

oh boy i am first!!!

its not even worthy of that.... i shall use internet explorer to rid of it sir :P

LOONNNNNNEEEESTARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

i printed it out and wrote in super small font not enough space to complain.... how do i send it in now?

stop saying green mountain! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_49iNqxOnH4

"I've been in service for 30 years *smokes a cigarette*, i have seen things no other man has seen... I have felt the blood of my friends splatter on my face as they died right in front of me" from 99% of cop movies XD

all 0 dollars for the mod (which is worth more than that in my mind XD)

i'll be sure to also say the secret word its "QQ" don't tell anyone though :P

there's a lot of great guides. I personally recommend readin the wiki a bit before getting started at least that's what I did. It can pay off. My biggest suggestion would be playing with a friend who is more experienced first a lot of learning has to come first hand (at least in my opinion) it actually helps a lot. BEST OF LUCK!

you can't spell dayz without crazy...oh wait you can :L

peggy, from that insurance commercial pl0x also @op would you like cheese with that whine?

You mentione dthe forbidden name you have doomed us all! DOOOMMMMM!!!

What I have learnt in dayz (in a funny way was) 1. when asked if you need food or water by a friend, saying "WE REQUIRE MORE COWBELL" fails to amuse anyone and if done too many times will end up with you being shot. 2. No matter how much I wish, I will never get to hold my friends m107 for him. 3. Declaring parlay won't get your ass saved from bandits (although it will make them laugh) 4. going into the lighthouse and spinning with your flashlight on top going "BOOP BOOP" doesn't help anybody. 5. cars vs zombies may work but trying to do car vs rubble never does. 6. "when in doubt whip it out" isn't a good way of implying pulling out your weapon and gives people the wrong idea. 7. being in a helicopter and going SOI SOI SOI SOI, will make the helicopter pilot purposly crash you into the ground while he jumps and parachutes. 8. running around on the nwaf and getting shot by a bandit which leads to me breaking my leg does not allow me to do the moment in family guy with the "GHHHH AHHH, GHHH AHHHH" until he finishes me off. 9. I will be kicked if I say "THIS SUNDAY SUNDAY, AT THE NWAF, NWAF, MAYHEM IN CARS. COME TO THE OFFROAD TITAN TAKE ON THE FRIENDLY URAL". 10. my friend shoots me in the face if he gets killed by a bandit and after I kill a bandit. I sing "one of these suvrivors is not the like other one one of these survivors are alive!" 11. Luring zombis to bandits is always funny. 12. Ringing the dinnerbell when your about to log makes your friends shoot you when you log in the next day. 13. Being shot (and being not hit) doesn't allow me to sing over direct chat "CAN'T touch this! duh nuh nuh nuh nuh" 14. when a car runs out of fuel. I can't put it into neutral and push it to the next gas station. 15. doors can kill especially if your fully equipped. 16. Zombies can climb ladders, "ZOMBIES CAN GET UP HERE?!" 17. when a player screams friendly after firing at you he's likely a bandit. 18. if a friend screams "not friendly" at you he's kidding so don't shoot him in the head with the dmr. 19. if a random server player goes "i'm at the hospital and need a blood bag." and when you reach the hospital none of the glass is broken like he claimed it was proceed to scream "ITS A TRAP" prior to dying from the bandit. 20. I am unable to fly a helicopter for my life. 21. my friend is unable to fly a plane (but i can) 22. I don't need to get "winter tires" for my car. 23. as much as I wish for it, I can't hide dead bodies in the trunk of my car. 24.atvs+bridges= disaster 25. as a passenger in a helicopter, if the pilot screams "OH SHIT TREE" that's your queue to jump out so you live. 26. no matter how much you try, bandits shooting at you won't answer "WHAT IS THE VELOCITY OF AN UNLADEN SWALLOW" 27. when my legs break, I AM NOT the black knight. 28. you'll get to the f in the FUN song from spongebob before your friend shoots you. 29. It IS acceptable to sing YOUR THE BEST AROUND! if you take out 4 bandits by yourself. 30. if your friends die, it isn't an excuse to sing "one is the loneliest of numbers" because you too will be killed. 31. You will be shot if you pick up a lee enfield and scream "this is my rifle this is my gun this is for fighting and this is for fun" 32. you will be killed if you pick up a lee enfield and scream "THIS IS MY RIFLE WITHOUT MY RIFLE I AM USELESS". 33. it is amusing to players if I go save them and imitate dr nick. 34. its creepy if I go save them and imitate herbert th epervert. 35. its funny if I kill somebody and imitate quagmire. 36. friends are there to cause you anger and disappointment.... followed by great laughs. Hope you enjoyed the read!