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diddums

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Everything posted by diddums

  1. If you don't get our retarded comments then your server won't stand a fucking chance with us on it. We'll awesome your server to death.
  2. Bahahaha, if this isn't staged, then you just found a freakin' legend!
  3. diddums

    DayZ Mod 1.7.7.1 Hotfix

    The infection thing is the reason I quit playing DayZ for now. I play mostly solo so bloodbagging isn't much of an option, and once I get infected, it's just a matter of time. I have no camps, no tents, nothing. It's just me and what I have on my person. Once I get infected I'm pretty much guaranteed to lose everything I've found. I'm not saying it's a bad thing, it's probably me not being cautious enough but it has killed the game for me. I just hope that it isn't like this in the standalone, lone wolves like myself need everything we can get to stay alive.
  4. Very nice work mate, hadn't seen this before but it's clear you have a talent for this!
  5. diddums

    join this server

    hi thx 4 posting ur server i wil lok n see if its ne good tnx
  6. Anyone who respects his fellow person. You must be a riot at parties.
  7. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? WHY ARE YOU POSTING LIEK DIS? U R NOT COOL ENUF TO POST DIS SHIT. Y R I POSTIN' IN CAPS? Goddammit. This ruined my whole fucking day. Fucking prawns.
  8. Rocket, I think you should give Matta little holiday and let me take the PR reigns for a bit. :p
  9. Must steal Fraggle's account...
  10. I hide in a shed with Steak and a blanket and we pretend there's a huge storm outside and tell scary stories.
  11. diddums

    Why does crap like this exist?

    Simply suggest that his time might be better spent getting an education so he doesn't look so stupid when trying to troll and move on. I have a horrible habit of biting when there are trolls about, but I'm fairly good at turning the tables on them.
  12. diddums

    Computer + Aram 2/DayZ issue

    You need to download CPU-Z and run that. Then run Prime95 and stress your CPU. Keep an eye on the temps, it could be that your cooler has fried and your CPU is throttling back.
  13. diddums

    Gun from Carl

    Isn't that standard force issue in some states?
  14. diddums

    Gun from Carl

    Carl should stick to one of these:
  15. diddums

    Gun from Carl

    Here we go again...
  16. BEANZ!!! TAEK ALL MAH BEANZ!!! Seriously though, excellent job.
  17. diddums

    Forum fame

    I get recognised all the time. I recently found a UAZ and before I knew it I had three cars full of photographers following me. When I eventually stopped they swarmed the car with flashes going off like crazy. I put one leg out the car and they photographed my nono places, which are all over the internet now. I haven't worn a short skirt since.
  18. diddums

    New DayZ Server up,

    Can we have an area for people to post server related stuff? I think I'm on to something here.
  19. diddums

    DayZ & Other Livestreams

    Haven't bothered streaming myself yet, but good luck buddy, it's a tough market out there.
  20. diddums

    How Do i download DAYZ

    HERMAHGERD-LOOK-AT-ME-TEXT Welcome back to the 90s.
  21. diddums

    Can I Run DayZ Mod? (POST HERE)

    Leave it. Bloomfield's fine, and going to SB / IB / Haswell won't give you enough of a jump to warrant the price difference. I was merely pointing out that it was old, not that you needed to replace it.
  22. diddums

    Can I Run DayZ Mod? (POST HERE)

    760s, not 780s. Still, Bloomfield is fucking ancient and belongs in a museum now.
  23. diddums

    Anyone Want To Make A Clan

    hi i wnt 2 join ur clan 2 im 12 i cnt spel vry wel n i liek to play wiht friend pls messge me on skpe if u want 2 plat 2gethr "Lulzubeentrolled" is my skyp naem
  24. diddums

    Looking for an experienced team.

    So you want a team to carry you? Why? The best part of DayZ is learning the map, the spawns, discovering how to avoid zeds and survive on your own. By joining a team you're taking all the fun out of the learning process. Going straight from first date to 25 years of marriage, so to speak.
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