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The fact that I've been on the rug and found nothing unusual should speak volumes about how fucked up I actually am. I'll reinstall tomorrow or so, can't be arsed right now.

Nope. None do.

Public? Private? What version of the mod? What server? When? Character name? Any evidence?

I don't understand the KoS mentality. Some of the best experiences I've had in the mod have been from random people who I ended up hanging out with. Each to their I suppose. As for all those idiots complaining that this thread has been done to death, there's a very simple solution: Don't fucking read it then.

We should just have a simple process for people who are new. Sign up: Question 1: Are you going to ask if your PC can run DayZ? ---> If yes, direct to thread. If no, proceed to question 2. Question 2: Are you going to ask about the standalone or it's release date? ---> If yes, direct to SA thread. If no, proceed to question 3. Question 3: Are you a fan of punctuation? ---> If yes, redirect to forum. If no, instantly PM Ceppy's phone number and tell them it's the DayZ Standalone sales team's phone number.

Dunno, but I'm pretty sure it'll kick ass at using forum search functions.

Way to sell your product mate. where'd my op go? INCEPSHUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not too sure, but if it did, you'd be missing out on some rather lovely textures and features.

He's not a newcomer, he's a spammer. You don't join a forum, make one post linking you to somewhere else, and bugger off. I doubt he'll be back, and if he does come back, it'll be purely to prove me wrong. This ain't a keeper.

I'm scratching my balls right now.

Fifty bucks says you're going to be dead in the next 24 hours.

Ask Inception* about landing choppers.

Try the gallery dude, this is off topic.

Your graphics card is plenty, and it also overclocks like a beast so you can go down that route if you want. The CPU is also fine, I wouldn't worry about it. An SSD will definitely improve the overall experience as every item in the game has a file associated with it. Every shape, colour, detail, etc etc is all in files. So if you do a quick 180 turn, everything that appears in your screen will have to be fetched off your HDD in order for it to appear, which creates a laggy experience. An SSD will improve this drastically. The most important thing to remember is that this is a mod based on a game that's notoriously optimized. ARMA 3 is already said to run better on the same specs, getting higher FPS than ARMA 2. The standalone is also knocking on our doors and that should be better optimized too. I'd wait for that to hit the shelves before considering upgrading, although and SSD is never a bad buy. Your system will run any game at high to max settings except ARMA 2 and DayZ. That's because of the game, not your system.

This blew my mind. I played on servers all over the world and some were good, some were bad. I honestly thought it was just my PC or something on my end, but it wasn't game breaking so I didn't dig into it. Then I joined a server with Musty and it was a completely different experience. Smooth as butter, it was rather weird. I do find it infuriating that even having a decent spec system doesn't mean you can get good results with ARMA and its mods, because of the way the game is structured, but hey ho, what can you do.

12 months? 9 months? Which is it? If you can't keep track, how can you be so sure? Maybe you've only told them once or twice in the last week? Why are we here? Take me to your leader? Is purple the most amazing colour or what? For srs tho: Perhaps you should consider telling your friends facts rather than stuff you make up. Might solve your issue. Also, three months eh? Then what? You're gonna finish it off 'cos that'll show Rocket, right? Don't make me laugh. Stop bullshitting your friends and wait until it's done, like the rest of us.

Your chopper looks a bit broke mate.

Yes, but they're much too expensive. Anyone can afford 3 780s.

No, you need 3x780 in SLi and 64gb RAM.

Yes, you get it free. I am the son of Anarchy!!

Hey, we didn't ban the original, you guys did.

Kill him again, just to be sure.

Thank fuck for that. I hope he's at least a man of his words and fucks off once and for all.

Turn your mic down a bit then, it's way too loud.