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MAI NEU AVATR IS TEH TAKL OF TEH TOWN K LOL

This is the best map for Chernarus. When you spawn in, make a note of where you are. This is the only time you can find out. Then locate yourself on the map, and look for loot near by. You have different types of spawns, military, domestic, etc etc. Don't judg a book by its cover though, a fire station counts as military, as does a deer stand. Fiddle with the map, you'll get used to it. Click on the dots to see what has a chance of spawning there, and what % it has. A hatchet is going to be your best friend if you're rolling solo. The best place to find them is barns, which are the red roofed buildings with doors on both of the longer sides. Once you have one, open your inventory and right click ---> equip. A hatchet will take out a zombie in one shot (iirc, might have changed by now). If the hatchet doesn't work, press R to "reload" it - they tend to be a bit glitchy. Stay away from populated areas until you have mastered zombies. They're really easy to lose once you know how. They can only run outside, so if you have some after you, find a building with two doors and enter it. Once the zombies are all inside, run out the other door and leg it. They will in most cases lose interest before they ge to the door so you can make a clear getaway. Learn to make a fire and cook. You can cook anything you can kill except zeds and players. Chickens, pigs, cows, you name it - these can all be eaten. You'll need a hatchet, knife and matches. If you have a handgun, even better. Find an animal and headshot it. then scroll over its body and butcher it. It'll have lootable food on it then. Then find a nice tree and chop it down (again, mousewheel). This will give you a wood pile. Find a decent-ish secluded area and right click your matches in your inventory. Select build fireplace and then light it using the same method. Then mouse over the fire and select cook meat. Voila. You now have a small way of regaining blood. Then you need to find medical supplies. You WILL get infected at some point, your character will start coughing and you'll slowly lose blood. Only way to cure this is antibiotics, so find some and guard them with your life. They're rarer than hollow pigshit though, so be careful. After that, it's all up to you. Survival is what you make of it.

The left nipple's definitely my favourite.

I'm not fussed either way. I'm not excited, I'm not anticipating anything, if I never get to play it, it won't bother me in the least. If I do get to play it, great. It's fairly obvious that this is a very, very long term project. What Rocket should've done is keep a lid on it for ages and only let people know what he's doing when it's almost ready for a launch. Instead he started tooting the horn as soon as he could, and since then we have people going WHERE IS THE STANDALONE????111!!! Then there's the hype thing. When I found out, I was excited. I was hyped. I've since learned that this game isn't coming out any time soon regardless of what anyone says. The hype is done for me. Every time I read something about the SA, my reaction is "yeah, whatever. heard it all before". I probably won't preorder either. I've just lost all interest. If it comes, it comes, if not, then meh. Who cares. The mod is getting pretty damn good anyway.

Yep, Hettie gave me these puppies. Love 'em!

Dammit. Ninja'd by Frags again. Dude gets all the chicks.

HAI ILL BE UR FREND K LOL

Does that work for you too? ;) I kid, I kid. or do i? Hah! EDIT: Has anyone else noticed that when I enter a thread, it changes to "hot"? I think the internet likes me. I'm blushing. You're hot too internet.

Get your tits out then.

ooooooh..... sexy girl

TMWMarijke is like a black widow. Don't trust her and her hypnotizing voice.

My guess is filters too. You've probably selcted "Origins servers only" by mistake. Check that out first.

Installed SSD. Install most of my shite to E:\, secondary HDD. Install ARMA 2 on SSD (C:\) Install ARMA 2, run ARMA 2. Install OA, run OA. Install Beta, run Beta. Install commander. Install DayZ. Install Epoch. Run Epoch. "LOL U SO SILLY U MISSING FILES LOLOLOL" Wat. Someone help me before I start flinging things. Ta. xoxo

Sorted. I'd like to offer a special thanks to Amberhelios and Steak for getting it fixxored. Also to Kichi for providing moral support, and Dr. bane for existing. I love you all, and look forward to bumbling about on your server!

I pronounce it FUCK YOU HILL CAMPING TWAT.

:facepalm: Congratulations, I was saving that smiley for a special occasion.

How about a link sunshine?

First off, the very fact that you have "unsolvable" in your title means that it is.. you know.... unsolvable. However, just because it is not solvable by you, doesn't make it unsolvable. My first suggestion would be try a different server. This stinks of a shit host. Also, making THREE topics exactly the same isn't going to help you any faster.

I shall come into Teamspeak all over your face later Steakypoo

You guys mind if I nick this back for a moment? So with Dayz, does it nee to be in c:\program filesx86 blablabla, or can I just shove it in any old folder? I seem to get the impression that it's because I installed it elsewhere that it might not be working.

Very nice work mate, it's been a while since I actually enjoyed a DayZ vid. What mod was that?

Who?

KoS. I will admin your ass till you're begging for mercy. Mwa Ha Ha.

Wot he sed In all fairness though, I'd be rather surprised if you got less than 60 out in Hetstaine's territory the woods.

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