diddums

tis toch makkelijker om je post in NL te scribblen dan?

Spot the trend. Heh.

I don't know what the image restrictions for signatures are, but they will be there. Go into the UCP and find them. Then find the file on your PC, check out how big it is, and if it's too big, resize it using paint or summat. Then upload it to photobucket / imageshack / whatever and copy the URL. The rest is cake.

Go write your own fucking game then you tit. I will honestly sacrifice a fortnight of bugs and glitches in the standalone just to know that little bitches like you are ripping your hair out. Now fuck off.

1: Learn to read. 2: That's not the point of this thread. 3: Win.

Zzz - ofg Zzz - lalala One of those two ;)

Lag. Try a different server.

Heard the music. Closed the tab. Gave you a sneaky like though as it's just me that has an irrational hatred of that kind of music. Also, talk moar.

Isn't YOLO like Carpe Diem for stupid people? Those dudes that told you to drop the G17 probably could've saved your ass ;)

Sorry to hear that bro, I hope Battleye can hook you up. In all likeliness they'll probably play the "your fault" card but good luck anyways.

Much to learn you have young grasshopper.

Are you funny? Like fucking funny? I'm always open to this kind of thing but I find that as soon as you get some gamers on TS, they have the personality of a brick wall. I'd rather roll solo than listen to paint dry.

Never really understood the whole satchel thing. Then again, I stopped playing with stupidly expensive fireworks when my balls dropped.

Heh. The "1080p" in your name speaks volumes. Good luck though!

I'm learning allot from this thread.

If you manage to figure out how the zombie aggro system works, I highly recommend you buy a lottery ticket.

Swapping from one to the other is a 3 minute process and one you won't regret ever. Trust me. 6 is clunky as hell.

didliums :lol: No, I've only just recently actually given it a decent shot though and now I'm wasting my life away.

Thanks for all the input. When I can stop playing this damn game long enough to actually focus on anything else, I'll be sure to follow the advice given and do it the proper way.

Rightey-O, So last night I'm rolling with my homie Miz and it's my first crack at Namalsk. After a few minutes we're on this server and this thing appears in our backpack and we're farting rainbows like that stupid flying cat. Then a few minutes later, everything's flashing different colours. Zeds, players, vehicles, the lot. Then all of a sudden we've all got snipers and a kickass loadout. To be fair it was pretty funny so we decided to ride it out. Then this Gangnam style shit happens which seems to be what all the cool kids do nowadays. My usual practice as soon as I see shady stuff is to hit record or GTFO before the hacker gives me aids or some shit, but as I was pretty hammered and I'm a sucker for pretty colours I stuck it out and just had a laugh whilst doing disco stuff and shitting rainbows. Question is, is this ban worthy?

Cheers folks. I'm still able to play so I suppose the crisis is averted. I was a bit worried there though.

Brilliant.

Wow, you've certainly put in a hell of a lot of effort here, hat's off to you sir! I would love to give this a go if you can accommodate one more!

Using the word gullible is no longer valid as it was removed from the dictionary.

Finally got a UAZ going. Spent an hour or two finding a jerry can and emptied into the car. Now I came across a teeny weeny little petrol station at Novoy Sobor but couldn't for the life of me fill the jerry can. Do petrol stations have fuel all the time or do you have to be lucky? Also, what kind of tanks can I fuel at? I know the ones with the ladders can be used, I've managed to fill a jerry can there before but are there any others that I can use? Cheers!