diddums

BITCHES STOLE MY CAR!!!!!!!

Nuffink.

Yeah, bit moody today. Got some potentially life changing bad news. Apologies. Anyways, back to DayZ!

The next post in this thread is going to be someone in power telling me to not be a twat. EDIT: BAHAHAHA

Learn to fucking read.

I killed someone with a hatched from 2000m away once. I had to use my wanking arm, no way my other arm could throw that far.

Get out. Seriously, grab your stuff, take your coat, and get the hell out. Your chauffeur has been told that you're leaving this luxiry establishment and is awaiting you outside.

What? Are you all insane? OP, don't listen to these fools, they knoweth not of what they speak! Beans good sir, is a nick-name for an artifact which is banned in 28 countries. The name is unpronounceable, it is thought to originate from Wales. These beans, despite having a label saying "good for years if stored correctly" will actually outlast all mortals unless consumed. The only way to destroy a Beans is to eat it. The consumption of the Beans prevents it from mutating. No human has ever seen a fully evolved Beans, but a semi-evolved specimen was once seen consuming all the Fords at a Bathurst race in Australia. The Beans was eventually subdued, and King Kong had to be retrieved from America to consume it before it finished it's evolution. King Kong allegedly lost his mind and started attacking Tokyo, there is a documentary about this aptly named "King Kong". As humans, it is our duty to consume these Beans. Side effects of consumption are widely discussed, with the most famous being Susan Boyle evolving the voice of an angel. Nobody knows the origin of these mythical artefacts, although a factory in Worcester, England, contains them in small metal containers to prevent their evolution until someone is able to consume them.

Hush donkey boi! On a related note, I was playing Day Z as you do. I was drinking beer, as you do. I started pooping rainbows, as you.... wait, what? Then a few minutes later, everyone on the server, zeds included, started rapidly changing colours, disco style. Being slightly tootered, I stayed on the server with a mate to see what happened. So we're in this Ural driving down a road and this dude is standing in the middle of the road. He seemed friendly, so I hopped out, asked him if he needed anything or wanted a ride, all whilst still flashing a-la disco. He then says "watch this" and spawn this ehrmagerhd huge tower of buildings. HAXXOR!!!!!!! Obviously, forbidden fruit and all that, I started asking questions, and eventually our conversation made it over to Skype. Turned out he was a really nice chap - not trying to justify his actions - and I asked him loads of questions about all this hacking stuff, and he obliged. This was a very educational evening, as it turns out, ARMA 2 CD keys can be bought for as little as $0.99. I'm not sure if these are generated or stolen, but yeah... that was a whole black market dedicated to ripping the game to pieces and messing up everyone else's gaming session.

Zombies don't have eyes. They have BINOCULAR EYEBALLS THAT RUN ON VERY CHEAP BATTERIES. Sometimes they work, sometimes they don't. rgds ski

Hahaha, this generation of kids have no idea how easy they have it with games. I remember Kings Quest being 14 odd floppies, and that was high tech back then! Then there were the good ol' games, Space Quest, Duke Nukem, Commander Keen, Doom, etc etc. My first game was text based, It was 90% imagination, 10% game. I'm proud to say I'm part of a generation that has seen gaming go from a dark art that nobody knew about, to a mainstream media thats in every household today. Dungeon Keeper. Carmageddon. Warcraft. Command and conquer. These were the all time greats. Remember quake 1? HOLY SHIT WE CAN USE THE MOUSE TO LOOK UP AND DOWN TOO!!! Gand theft auto 1 was up there with the legends too. I could bang on and on but you get the idea.

E3 sucks, all the cool kids go to Eurogamer. Please come to Eurogamer.

I have my map open on a second monitor most of the time. Helps me loads. Some would consider it cheating but I'm so bad at this game, you could give me an aimbot and I'd still find a way to fuck it up. I need all the help I can get...

Gigabyte Z68 AP D3, i5 2500k @ stock, 8gb DDR3, HD6950 2gb which has the extra shaders unlocked, but is almost never overclocked. 500gb 7200RPM drive for OS, games and stuff, and a 2tb WD Green which FRAPS writes to. It's getting on a bit but I haven't had to OC anything yet and it maxes out most games easily :)

Que?

There's a reason it's a spamfest mate ;)

Turn the volume up.

Dear mods, I would like to make a suggestion. I would like to suggest that we have a place for people to post their servers. It could be an isolated place, with it's own title and everything. Seeing as these folks are all running private hives, we might need to incorporate that in to the name or something. I don't know, random idea... how about "Private Hive Discussion". It might sound corny, I know, but I'm sure people will get used to it over time. That way we can keep this area relatively free from all the bazillions of server that people create and are dead after a month because there are more servers than there are players. Thanks for reading. Much love, Diddums

If only we had a place for people to post their servers...

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

Thoroughly enjoyed, well done!

ALL I WANTED WAS A CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!