lolcoppter

I didn't even realize there was a new patch, I have been busy with Breaking Point.

Am I the only one concerned about the jumping zombies?

This is always an option I'm too lazy to actually upload the photo

I didn't read what forum i was posting this on because i'm an idiot xD

Regretted this as soon as i posted it how do i delete a thread?

So i was standing out in the middle of a field when all of a sudden a chopper just came flying at me so i used my hovering abilities to reach the chopper then i successfully chopped off the propellers the helicopter crash landed in the city after colliding with a hospital building.. but atlas my blink ability was on cool down so i could not reach it in time to retrieve the loot :( i'll spend the next 7 years editing the video for your viewing pleasure but here is a simulation to show you what it looked like http://imgur.com/CPX7t

+1 for story -1 for lack of proof so you get NOTHING from me!

Turn this game into CoD and ill kill myself

What about when a guys bleeding a fountain of blood out of hes skull there can be some blood texture on the floors or walls if he brushes them.... and each blood texture that are made last for like 3 minutes

http://dayz.wikia.com/wiki/DayZ_Wiki

I'm almost certain that there are more people than just me that are annoyed that trolls edit the wikia with false information.. Does anyone else care? http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/6839/bakedbeans.png Link to a picture up above I admit its kind of funny but the miss information is kinda annoying...

Oh god i need this in my signature

Bottlecaps as currency!!

GURLZ DUN LIEK BOYZ GURLZ LIEK BEANZ AND HELIZ

Hey Bottle, I once grabbed a pushbike of the side of a road and there was a flare on it wonder if it was yours lol.. xD I usually want to go out of my way to help people because I'm just so nice but i always end up getting back stabbed or killed :c