TerribleFate

Imagine, a cult discussion. Wouldn't it be rather boring? Bob- ... Im bored Jake- I know buddy... I know...

Can't wait

Radios are worthless. You might as well use Teamspeak or Skype. And Lol to that. Cheers

Im in the weird part of Dayz again...

*Sigh* I feel like im gonna get peer pressured into making a blonde cheshire cat

My words of wisdom for Call of duty: If you shoot first, you're guarenteed to win

*Bam*! A shot from the lush, green mountainside hit me in the leg. I cursed profoundly into the microphone, thinking of every bad word I could think of. Another shot hit right beside me following many other shots. I dove behind a tree, while shots peppered the ground around me. I went into third person to find my attacker. And as if I weren't into enough trouble, a bandit wielding a G36C came out of the town into the town. Voice chat kicked in, and he said, "Hey you!". Sadly, those were the last words that ever came out of his pixelated mouth. I counted around 7 sniper-rifle bullets went into his body. I heard the crack of his bones, and the horrible sound of flies, and I cringed. So I decided to be a troll. I circled around the mountains to where he was laying prone, with a DMR and a ghillie suit. So I went into his pack, took his mags out of his backpack, and watch him run out of bullets. So he sat up, turned around, (He didn't have a second weopon) and then I said in a nice, and very calm voice, "Hello.". Then he turned around but alas, I loaded a clip into his little bandit body before he could yell, "Oh shit!".

I was hoping i'd get more feedback :/

Well, in aspect of gaming, it would be interesting. Zombies aren't really that scary anymore. In fact, i've already named my zombie neighbors, "Clarisse and Bob". They are a beautiful couple.

*Puts a gun to head* I don't want to live on this planet anymore

:o The savage!

Agent C? Pffffft. Pfffft! *Pulls out Enfield* Ready boys? It's huntin' season!

*Sniff*! Deep stuff man... deep stuff...

Man 1: *Panting* Man 2: "What happened?" Man 1: Hetstaine's comin' from the walls, man!

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Yeah, sorry bud.

:murder:

I will hunt you down, then shoot you, then laugh, then build a campfire over you, build a house over you, then have children over you. So as you can imagine, I dont like bandits

Flying in the heli, then it instantly runs out of fuel, then I hear the "Tourettes" scream horrible words...... it was terrifying

Usually, when im tired, I make a campfire by my house. Then I cook my meat and water with beans for dessert. Life in Dayz cant get better then that

I was on some server, and I was driving very fast, then I heard someone say "Hey! Im gonna cut your legs off! Aghhhh!" Confused and laughing, I see some guy run out from behind a fence say "Help me! This psycho is chasing me!" So I turn around, go over 60MPH and ran the guy chasing him, and he flew into a fence and broke it. Needless to say, it was hilarious.

This isn't my first revenge, but my favorite one. Me and my friend were just driving around, when all of a suddenI heard a M107 shot, and my left tire popped. Then I veered right, and slammed into a tree. I was bleeding, and my friend was knocked unconscious, and bleeding. I decided that I couldn't save him, took his stuff, and ran. After about 30 minutes of running from the scene, my friends death message popped up, so I vowed revenge! So after about an hour and a half of scrounging for supplies, my luck, satchel charges! I scream out with joy and happiness. Then I filled up a building with hidden satchels and said on side-chat "Broke my legs,no morphine and bleeding bad! Help!" Luckily, the same guy that killed my friend said, "I'll help". So after about a hour of waiting, I spot him in the tree-line with a M107, the lying bastard! So I said "Im in the corner of the building, where are you?!". Then he got up, pulled out a pistol and ran into the building. So you know what I said to him in voice chat? I said, and I quote "D-d-d-d-drop the base!" then pulled the charge. After about 1 hour of him raging I typed in "Totally worth it!" Then left

Quite right, quite right

Was having the same problem, it's a dream to have finally found this thread

Lol! A guy did the same thing to me once. Except he shot me in the leg, and broke them. When he got in the car, I pumped bullets into the windshield with my rifle. Gravity started pulling the car down the hill, and I tried to scramble out of the way, but he the car drove over me and killed me. Did he have a husky voice? If he did, then it was the same guy.