if it dances, shoot it if it moonwalks, shoot it if it helps people, shoot it if it yes in your field of view, shoot it if it's alive, shoot it if it's dead, loot the corpse then teabag it if it's running away from zombies, shoot it in the knee and the leave it to Darwin if it's shooting you, shoot back if it makes you an offer you can't refuse, shoot it if you're out of ammo, loot some camp if it's a zombie shoot it if it writes a guide, shoot it if it gives it beans, shoot it if it ask you to shoot somebody, shoot it, then shoot the person they asked you to shoot if you're bored, shoot somebody and raid there camp if it says hi, shoot it if it goes full grumpy cat on you, shoot it if it goes medieval on your ass, shoot it if it makes any reply, shoot it