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Only read up to this, Instant beans.

YOU HEAR A WALKER SHANE!? *pulls out axe*

.... Survival. You would do this to survive, Therefore, it fits in the game.

I'm sure its been said, but I need to say it myself. Why cant you people just make your own, first person only servers? Seriously. Why should people have their gameplay altered just because a few people dont like a feature?

For the love of fuck its nothing about getting good at the damn game, Its about not wanting some pussy hiding out in a bush and gunning you down. I would rather have someone act friendly, just to gun me down later. I'm so aggravated with the whole "Gitgudskrub" thing when someone talks about KOS, It has nothing to do with how good you are, Someone hides and guns you down, theres is nothing you can do really.

I like how people are saying this isnt illegal, or calling it a troll post. Guys, the OP's name is "Serious Stan"

I always wait till the zombie is a few feet from me and begin circling the bastard, usually i just have to go to the right of them and smack em with my axe. Did that every time a zombie came at me last night. never got hit.

There should be scissors (If their isnt already) that you can use to style them.

its still funny having a female character and hearing "UHUHUHUH" in a mans voice.

Zombie babies too. That would be scary.

I love the idea, as long as they are big baggy hoods like Dima's from Battlefield 4 http://cdn2.gamefront.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/B4-5-1.jpg and not something small and stupid looking like this http://www.bristoluniforms.com/media/images/Bristol%20Hood%201.jpg

Good for you! 90% of my encounters, someone fucking attacks me.

Its funny, someone (like me) posts something like this on the DayZ Reddit, I get told its a "Shit post" and downvoted like hell, Someone does it here they get praised. Fuck sharing stories on Reddit.

I honestly loved the Mod's soundtrack, and I want it back for SA. I absolutely LOVED it.

Hypothetically, I hypothetically made a hypothetical note to my self to hypothetically never eat a hypothetical rotten fruit ever again, even if I was hypothetically starving to hypothetical death..... hypothetically. :I

I find it funny how people say "You have to kill people for their stuff" No, Theres this one grand fucking thing that civil people do Wait for it.... *Drum roll* ...............TRADE!

Honestly, I feel that the unconscious time is abit much for a game, I know its a simulator, but I became unconscious last night and completely lost my patience after 15 minutes.

I've had this happen, But the problem wasn't exactly the global Voip. I reported this problem but was told it was a duplicate when it really wasn't. my problem was hearing someone on global voip for 15 minutes. Then another voice comes in, then about 15 more minutes later I get a "DayZ has stopped working" crash. This happened to me two times. So technically not exactly a duplicate, but maybe fixing the Voip issue will fix that too.

I'm having this same problem, I join a server, search around for abit, then I get the "No message received" thing.

L85 Holo, I literally flip when I find it.

Quote just so he may see it once again.

Christ, people. Lay off abit, You are smart enough to know what he is saying.

Ok, while I didnt like that he killed the guy, The turkey sound made me laugh my ass off.

I would like to see the Mauser in DayZ. Maybe have it as a very rare gun? since it "Has no place in Chernarus" Cause you know, there totally arent gun collectors out there who couldn't possibly have a Mauser in their collection.

No, its just too late for you, and your opinions.